what is a really random funny/flirty thing to text a girl you don't know that well?
>inb4 "i'm a faggot"
"inb4 "i'm a faggot"
>>565168651
Fergo is so hot. Her snap stories are my morning medicine.
>>565168651
Looking at you makes my peepee double in size. Now it's 3 inches!
ITT: skyrim stories
ill start
>be me, wood elf archer
>be traveling solstheim, fucking shit up in good fashion
>start working for ewok-like reiklings
>chief says were gonna attack some nord bandits
>im like, alright
>so we go to the bandit camp, i start sniping them down
>they close in, we enter hand to hand combat, riekling brothers and lydia by my side
>they are all dead, i return to the mead hall to accept my reward
>reikling chief decides we have to fight.
>sigh. ok. slay him with ease
>look around
>"wheres lydia?
>shes nowhere to be found
>i go back to the battleground
>find her body, surrounded by 6 nord bodies
>i am heartbroken, she was a bitch but id come to be very fond of her
>strip her of her armor, drag her to the nearby fire and lay her across
>she deserves a true nord burial
>anger
>i return to the mead hall, and equip my dwarven bow of soul trapping
>i kill all of them, the women and children too
>now, when i fight my enemies my weapons are charged with the souls of the little vermin who cost me my love
>lydia
>how i still mourn thee
>skyrim stories because I don't have a real life
Kill yourself nerd.
>>565187650
What are you doing on /b/ if you have a real life?
Pics you weren't supposed to share
Pic related. Current gf
>>565180434
2/?
Keep them coming.
>>565180906
3/?
not sure why it got deleted,
found my moms tits on her phone.
anyone wanna stroke
pretty sexy
>>565184291
would you suck onthem
Caught my gf of 4 years naked in our bed with a friend of ours after a party we threw and i passed out.The dudes arm was around her and his dick was in her ass crack. They didnt even wake up until i starting yelling. All she could say was "oh fuck...oh fuck..." She denies the even fucked and claims they just "passed out." Yeah right. What should i do? I have nudes she took for me on her laptop and screens from us skyping, dump them? Dump her?
What should you do? You're a fucking idiot if you don't know what to do
Dump errything bro
>>565181194
dump both. She's not worth your time anymore.
Alright /b/ros, fucking hate this life, but can't get to a point where I'm absolutely sure I wanna end it. Help me get there, seriously, this place sucks. No suicide hotline, don't do it shit.
>>565173770
I want you to live the rest of your pathetic life, you pathetic fuck. Call a suicide hotline.
you know the drill
4 decides /b/, let's get some tits
hey, wanna start a nigger hate page with me?
Knack knack...
shit guys come on
ITT: 10/10 greentexts
dumping
>>565142715
404'd restarting
It was 10:15pm.
>I’m 16 years old and I just got off the bus from work.
>It was a seemingly normal day, however it was quite the contrary.
>I walked down Missionary Ave., the street I lived on at the time.
>I had my ipod on playing.
>As I was passing one of the houses to my right, I saw a light from one of the windows.
>I glanced over slightly, and through the blinds I could see a woman undressing.
>I felt like it was an embarrassing situation so I quickly walked passed her house.
>I got to my house, closed the door, and went up to my room.
It was10:25pm.
>I was still sitting at home by this time because I didn’t know what do really do.
>That’s when I started thinking about what I had just sat.
>After about ten minutes I decide to run back to the house where the girl was undressing.
>When I get half way there I decide I should probably get a camera to film her.
>I run back all the way back home again.
>I grab my camera, and walk my way back to the house.
>I creep up to the house slowly and peek around the corner to her window.
>My heart was beating out of my chest.
>When I looked into her room it was a little darker since there was only one lamp on.
>I see that she’s naked and just picked up a dildo from her drawer…
It’s10:37pm
>This girl was blonde, maybe 17 or 18 years old?
> But she was definitely very pretty. I turn on camera and as it opens it makes a loud tone opening and I cringe.
>She doesn’t appear to hear the beep the camera made so I think I’m okay.
>She starts to warm up and I start to filming.
>About 15 minutes passes and my legs start to ache from standing in one place so long.
>Eventually she begins finishing.
>I continue to film and she gets up and cleans up.
>She leaves the room and turns off the light in her room so its all dark.
>About 5 minutes passes and right as I am about to stop recording I hear the front door open and the porch light comes on…
It’s 11:15pm // pitch black
>My heart skips a beat and I see her start heading in my direction from around the corner.
>I see that she’s wearing a purple robe.
> I’m hiding behind a bush so I don’t think she’s able to see me.
>She walks in front of me, heading for mailbox I quickly try to hide on the other side of the house.
>I run fast as fuck.
>On the way over there I step on some leaves and russel some bushes and im pretty sure she sees me running around the side of the house.
>She screams, "MOM! DID YOU LET CHARLIE OUT AGAIN!?”
>I slowly creep over into the shadows behind an air-conditioning unit while my hear beats out of my chest.
>I see her start walking towards my direction.
>With every step she takes I can already feel the pain of being anally probed when I get sent to prison over this whole situation.
11:17pm
>She comes around the corner and looks around for a few moments.
>I'm crouched holding my breath in the pitch black darkness.
>She gets five feet in front of me and keeps searching around.
>I feel like im about to pass out from holding my breath
>After what seems to be century, she finally leaves.
>She goes back and get the mail.
>As she's walking back into the house I hear her mother say, “Charlie is asleep.
>What are you yelling about.”
>"I swear I heard something on the side of the house.
>Maybe it was an animal or something. I don't know it was scary."
>"Tell dad to--" her mother says before the door closes.
>I sit there crouched for three more agonizing minutes just to be sure everything is all clear.
>Then slowly I crept out from my spot and as fast as my legs could take me I started running home.
>Thats when I hear car approaching from around the corner of the road.
>I quickly look beind me and see a cop pull up from around the corner.
>Bruh.
11:27pm
>I dive head first behind a fountain in front of a house to avoid headlights and from being seen on sidewalk.
>I wait for another five minutes and I see the cop get out of the car and turns off lights.
>Then I see him go up to her house.
>Once he's inside the house I wait a little bit then immediately start running again, with my camera in hand.
>I get home and bust through my door and run up to my room.
>My Dad yells from downstairs, “Stop slamming doors!”
>I just sit on the edge of my bed while I catch my breath.
> I'm contemplating my life for half an hour sweating my balls out.
>Later I get onto the computer and burn the video from the camera onto a dvd.
>Later that night I put it into my dvd player and watched it over and over.
…
We want thay video
Who's the biggest retard/creep you've ever met /b/?
>be me
>be 14
>be an outsider
>cool guy invites me to study hall table
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>arrival is pretty well received
>start sitting there regularly
>in walks retard
>tries to flirt with anon's future gf
>she lets him down lightly
>he gets mad and storms off
>acts out shooting her from far away
>whatthehell.jpg
>start dating girl he flirted with
>starts act out shooting me
>retard jealousy engages
>he joins rotc
>gets suspended for threatening to shoot up school
>found on hit list
>semester ends
>separate study halls with retard
>don't see him till 15 next school year
continue?
Bumping for interest.
>>565164225
You from San Diego? My nephews friend did some shit like that .
More OP
3 decides what I say. You know what to do.
>>565160413
only if you let me put it in your belly button
Yeah, I'll be over. Let's watch The Notebook.
ayy lmao
/b/ i will be your shoulder
Wont see her for a month, we live a few hundred miles apart, we get to see each other every 1 or 2 months for like 2 weeks or more..
What can I do to kill time?
Mariangela, she's my best friend and will never see me as anything more than that.
hannah and she hates me haha
the best way to get over an ex is to unleash her nudes upon the internet. she sucked dick alright, not too great though. i'll answer some questions while we're at it.
happy fapping!
by the way this is OC, obviously. never before posted.
Cute bush
yall should give me some anime wallpapers and what not
>>565149806
theres an entire board for this
>>565149806
Try /w/
Wallpaper thread? Wallpaper thread.
