Rate my dinner /b/ the poptart is blueberry flavor
i just had five ham and mayo sandwiches for dinner
i feel you man..
10/10 in my book. You gonna share that?
>>565518438
Damn, makes me feel like I'm living the life of a king with my $2 box of pizza bagel bites.
Someone got the video ?
Dude, nobody has the fucking video. Fuck off faggot
I feel sorry for that kid.
When I was 9 me and my brother were playing and found my Mom's bf pistol.
>>565509201
>>565509279
http://youtu.be/cfMzK7QwfrU
Picture says it all, I am seriously considering suicide tonight. DO NOT request personal information, DO NOT whiteknight, DO NOT try to convince me against committing suicide. This has been a very prevalent problem in my life, whether or not there is something of an afterlife. I don't care about life, there are too many religions, too many theories, too many possibilities and it is all but an insanity that has driven me mad and torn me apart. I am not depressed, I am not baring any particular pain that drives me to this yearning for death. I just want to know. Life is literally a collection of repetitious stories relived by different people in a slightly new era, nothing in this world matters. It's literally the concept of insanity but through the mechanisms of life. However, I always bitch out at the last moment. I always end up putting down the pills or the knife or catch my breathe before the oxygen deprivation sets in. Offer to me a way out, there must be many common household combinations to utilize to kill myself. So offer up to me how to do it, I will weigh pain/simplicity to realism of the method. It's 9:33PM my time (21:33 for those of you in a 24 hour clock country) and if I decide to go through with this, it will be done before midnight. Right now, I'm considering slitting my throat.
slitting your throat is pain full
>>565509835
I always thought going out in an explosion would be best. It's over in an instant and theirs no corpse left behind for some poor sap.
The thing that always scared me the most with suicide is the chance I might be left as a vegetable.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
>>565510282
if 4chan disappears, 9gag and tumblr will follow
>>565510282
>implying the sfw aren't already loaded with porn and gore
>heavily triggered.
Lost it so hard i gave myself a headache.
Ok /b/
How old were you when you lost your virginity
>inb4 "lol /b/ is 100% extra virgin"
Feel free to add a story of your first bang
>Be me
>14
>With Girlfriend
>Already was fingers deep for a month now
> I "Yo wana sex"
>She "Let me think"
>Fucking takes 45 minutes
>"Ok"
>joy.jpg
>Was in the mood then but not as much now
>Flaccid
>"Yo jerk me a little"
>Rock hard in seconds
>Under 20 minute time limit as her dad is picking her up soon
>Thrust hard
>Missionary
>5 mins
>Bust nut
>Ok go home now
One of the shittest sexes i've had
But a monumental moment nevertheless
>>565511665
Lost my virginity at 15 innawoods to a guy 2 years older than me. Shit was so fucking cash.
5 oral
15 insertion
Both were meh.
>>565511665
>be 16
>put paypay in girl
>become man
are there any oldfags lurking around?
if you look at /b/ now, how has it changed over the years?
was it always full of YLYL, trap and deviantart-porn threads? what happened?
>>565492794
Permanent summer happened
The quantity of trap / trans / gay / etc has increased a ton as the years have gone by. True facts.
YLYL shit has been shit shitting up the shits always.
>>565492893
This. Been here since 2006 and I don't really like calling myself an oldfag. But I do quite miss the way this site used to be. Now it's mostly cancer.
>be me
>never had a girlfriend before, hardly any friends
>it was during holidays
>first week of holidays passed with me staying home almost all the time, was getting pretty tired of this
>one day my mother interrupted me while i was playing starcraft just as usual
>'anon, your friends want to talk with you'
>ohshit.wav
>i wanted to talk with someone pretty badly but not exactly then
>well, they're my friends, what could i do
>'hi anon, come with us, we're going to the party'
>it was Mike, we knew each other from school but he was just making fun of me most of the time, never thought of him as one of my friends
>i just wanted to refuse and return back to playing starcraft
>'come on, anon, it's going to be fun'
>he must've known what i'm trying to do
>'i d-don't know, mike'
>some girls chuckled
>'you don't really have a choice, anon. you're going with us,' mike said, smiling like he always did
>'well, let me just do something first,' i said and returned to my room
>'yeah, yeah, tell your internet friends you're going to have fun tonight, anon,' said mike and some girls chuckled again
>few moments later i was on the way to my first party in ages, and, well, first real party in my life
>>565498625
In what way is the picture related?
Nice copy pasta Anon, 10/10
>>565498625
nice pasta
Last thread didn't take off. Porn Webm thread
>>565503382
bump for more of this girl
Not any trap thread?
I'll start then.
>>565475790
>no
>>565475790
apology for poor english
when were you when ylyl dies?
i was sat at home blackmailing bronies when le epic banana meme was spammed
’ylyl is kill’
’no’
>in car
>car in tire loses
>car move to side
>man repair gets called of phone
>’hello’
>it’s the banana
>’ylyl is kill’
>’no’
I really really hate this picture
Im bored
Dumping my fap folder
>>565491464
wii fit trainer
>>565491464
Pick what you want and ill let it go
>>565491464
Let's get some League of Legends c:
Why does everyone have such a nostalgia boner for Misty?
This is a thread for all the superior pokegirls
bump
>>565487515
Nice choice, Rosa is best protag
Dear /b/,
Let me tell you my sad life story.
It is a story about prostitution, traps, and death.
I have sinced turned my life around, and cannot provide pics.
Are you ready /b/ ?
Be me an only child, a 7 year old UK born child, born to a wealthy family.
They decided that we should move out to France, for a better future.
we moved, I hated it but was young and finally adapted.
Skip forward 3 years, I am now 10, pretty much fluent, life has been good up till now.
One day, we go out to dinner, we are driving home down and dark lane, when out of nowhere a drunk driver smashes into us.
This would be the moment that would change my life forever.
My parents were both killed on impact, for what ever reason, at the time I thought it was god, I survived.
I was faced with 2 options, my parents hadn't chosen a guardian, so I could a. Go back to england and live in a care home there. b. Stay in France and live with my families closed friend, who would adopt me.
Needless to say, the choice was easy and I went to live with OldAnon.
This would be the first choice that ruined my life.
I will carry on if anon's are interested.
>>565471408
Greentext faggot
I can't read stories unless they're in green-text
my autism shields me from such things
>>565471408
Continue plox
Lez Roll
>>565476596
Rolling
ok
>>565476717
4chan Screencap thread? 4chan Screencap thread.
will bump till people post
Any Lurkers?
