Sister just went to college and is texting me for no reason,
9 decides
"tits or gtfo"
hey cutie :)
you cunt
Vocaroo thread, faggots. Also taking requests.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lz00NDKDQN
ITT:
>We read some shit and harshly judge eachother's voice.
>>564468587
What are you reading? Dante's Inferno?
Someone should read this shit
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/6130321/1/Jesus-and-Hitler-A-Romance
>>564469913
Oh dear lord, this fan fiction
>icant
Ask a sissy white boi who is meeting up with a black guy for the first time tonight anything. Pic related
What do you think AIDS is going to taste like?
>>564500776
Probably like salty egg white
>>564499719
Why haven't you killed yourself?
Found this on my wife's phone an hour ago. She sent it to some guy named Tyler Friday night.
Friday night was girl's night out and she was supposedly celebrating her girlfriend's birthday. She never came home that night. I called her around 4am because I was worried about her and she didn't call me back until Saturday afternoon, claiming that she had a really bad hangover and that she had blacked out Friday night and woke up on her girlfriend's couch.
A friend of mine told me this morning that she left the bar with some dude that night and that is why i searched her phone. They've been flirting with each other for a little over a week.
Question: What LEGAL recourse do I have as a married man to punish my wife for being unfaithful?
damn she has the ass of a 16 year old
Go fuck other women on the side.
yes, keep posting this. no one gives a shit. also nice exif data. doxing you now.
Where do I sell my dirty panties online at?
ioffer, etc.. ? wat do?
>need money quick
>where is the best site
>also, femanon here and will delivar tits without bra.
>hail B
>>564507058
>>564507682
I second this.
>>564507682
>>564507835
NOT YET!!
I need to know where the best site is to sell my panties for a quick buck.
Where do all the dirty pantie pervs go to buy them?
You know, the Asians?
>Don't make me del panties.jpg
Another attempt to start a worksafe trap, femboy, or catboy thread. Post what you got as long as it is male, cute and worksafe.
Got a question ? Ask Satan anything.
>>564505098
does she like me ?
>>564505098
Will I have a pet doggy within 2 years?
when gonna get laid
/b/ want to help me fill my trap WebM file?
>>564499846
>holes in the scrotum
what the fuck am I looking at?
>>564499846
what if i told you i had more?
i'd ask you to post them of course
>>564501583
Id ask if she has a dick
>>564501583
moar
I found thousands of pictures of this girl, also a couple of vids. Thoughts?
You save or fap and you lose
Norsk thread! (404ed)
Post norske jenter!
Ja takk
Her
>>564485196
mere plz
Hawt horse cawks and/or fajinas
Don't forget buttholes
Hello /b/. Let's discuss tactics for using teenage girls for sex. I'm not about ethics, cause if she's stupid enough to fall for it then she deserves it and honestly, she'll learn from it. How do you manipulate girls for sex?
Keep it legal, and I'll dump porn in the meantime.
Cheap vodka, get an insecure teenage girl drunk and she's all yours for the night.
feels thread
>be me
>very young maybe 7 or 8
>love grandma and going to her house very much
>Play with house plants, get in trouble for flinging dirt around. nobigdeal.jpg.
>Have brother about 8 years older than me.
>Over team he grows increasingly less friendly with grandparents, very short and uninterested.
>Grandma is amazing to me. Takes me to mall as small child. Buys me harry potter game.
>I focus on game instantly just as granpa predicted.
>One day grandma talks to me.
>Anon please don't be like you brother when you get older.
>Please don't change.
>I promise i won't Grandma.
>Go over there less and less.
>Eventually Grandma's condition starts to deteriorate.
>At one point I remember her still being much more coherent and pleasant than my uncle.
>The next she's practicly a vegtable.
>Can't remember hardly anything.
>Barely a person any more.
>MFW I never kept my promise.
>MFW I realized I fucked up what was probably one of the only things she wanted in this world.
>MFW I loved her and I don't I ever got to communicate that to her correctly.
I'm sorry Grandma, you have passed now and even though i failed I swear I always meant t keep the promise. Please forgive me.
>>564451860
guilt is like a bag of bricks all you have to do is to throw it away
Learn fucking English properly or don't speak it
>>564452585
you make it sound so easy anon
