Saw a thread posting these earlier. Any more of em?
bump! Does more exist?
>>592750842
wtf is that boob doing?
>>592751568
more does exist and it is GLORIUS
>/cag/ Crime and Anarchy General
Nigger edition
Previous thread: >>592728616
Useful links:
http://www.textfiles.com/anarchy/SCAMS/ textfiles of guides / explanations / tips etc
http://www.secureroot.com/category/anarchy/Cookbooks/ Anarchy focused cookbook
Keeping bumped
>>592746339
shoplifting is too easy its kinda ridiculous
>>592746754
ive walked out with over $150 worth of merchandise at one time.
best teens you got. I'll start us off
>>592744299
Nigger bump.
ITT: We post our tinder pick up lines
>Are you a Missouri cop? Cause you stopped me dead in my tracks
>>592751285
Are you gasoline? Eventhough you're expensive, i'd still pump you in my car.
>>592751285
If you don't send nudes now I will fucking find out who you are, where you live, who your friends and family are and i'm gonna stab them to death you fucking whore. Do you fucking hear me? Send nudes now. You have been warned.
Works 9/10 times
Pictures of my gf, I've got about 100 so I'm dumping. Feel free to contribute and ask any questions you might have.
Dubs decides how fast I drive. Have 38 miles to go. Vid/pic will follow
>>592748402
88 get
>>592748402
8.7 mph
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sweet i haven't seen thesee in a while
i love these threads
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Mexithread
Alguien tiene mas de ella?
New Page, New thread
Always need bumps, so If you wanna comment it's encouraged
Enjoy
In 2007 this comic was created by a man named Mr. D as an homage to american cartoons and rule 34 culture
>>592739885
It was extremely popular on /b/ at the time, people liked it for its attention to character, pornographic potential and art
>>592739921
Whoops, I'm a bit drunk for this one...
Alright faggots, story time. Also, general feels thread.
>be me
>be 16 at the time
>parents hate me
>only friend is my dog
>dog dies of old age
>loneliness.jpg
>have feelings for friend in class ahead of me
>super cute 8/10 redhead
>start dating at 17
>join marine corps right out of high school
>plan to get married
>I like her but don't know if I'm in love
>get married after boot camp anyways bcuz were young and stupid
>get stationed in North Carolina
>>592747013
>we get an apartment together
>pretty content In life
>make some friends in USMC
>have a best friend now
>do everything together
>life's looking up!
>we will call him S
>one day find note on my car
>"R and your wife are having affair"
>confront them
>then feels when it's true...
>kick his ass
>wife and I try to work things out
>come home from work one day and everything in house is gone
>never saw her again
>>592747120
>become alcoholic
>go into depression
>start having anxiety issues
>all my friends notice my new drinking problem and abandon me
>alone again
>start having sex with lots of random women
> I tried to fill and empty void in my life with pussy
>no emotional connection so it never worked
>one of them gets knocked up
>God damnit....
>marry her to collect higher income from the marine corps to provide for child
>hate life with her
>depression worsens
>meet someone one month into the pregnancy
>beautiful 10/10 blonde woman
>eyes like angels
>>592747209
>body like a damn goddess
> develop feelings for her
>we start hanging out
>no longer depressed, or lonely
>start to feel happiness for first time in years
>falling in love
>she's also in USMC
>we r the perfect match
>never felt this way or experienced love before
>stop drinking as much
>no more anxiety
>no more pills
> start smiling for first time in entire life
>we kiss for the first time
>make out for hours and I decide to try and take it one step further
>"I can't anon you're married, it's wrong"
>understandable but God damnit
>one day she gets deployed to Spain
General shoplifting thread
Pic related, I just got my Alpha Security lock in the mail
>>592728616
Please fellow nigger anon tell me what exactly that does?
>>592729475
takes out vidya from cases like this
>>592728616
Looking for advice for shoplifting single or at most 2 bottles from a relatively small liquor store.
Stores I have an eye on dont seem to use any form of locks/cases for even expensive liquor but im not looking for that anyways. Mid shelf glass bottles would be perfect.
Which would you rather fuck? Why
>>592741285
Right. I like her body better
Moss moss moss
So whatever happened to fluffy abuse threads? I never seen these in quite awhile. Any reason for their disappearance?
Too many people got butt hurt over them. On one hand people are saying people who like this stuff are serial killers in training. And other half said the shit should be on /mlp/.
Add to it there's a mod who hates the fuck out of these threads. And to top it off there's Larry, the asshole who spams the thread with bad ecchi.
simply put, it's gay as fuck.
For the most part we stick to the booru. That and there's a dedicated board on hot wheel chan.
TL;DR - /b/ doesn't have fluffy threads anymore and nothing of value was lost.
Hi /b/rothers, feeling like shit lately and just thought I'd post my feels.
>be me, 16 years old at the time
>attend public school
>best friend Ryan attends private school
>best friend is literally coolest person in the world, /b/tard as well
>comes back from his boarding school for his usual winter break two years ago
>tells me he's staying two weeks
>two months passes
>he still isn't back at school
>hey Ryan, why aren't you back at school?
>i'm going to wilderness therapy, anon!
>not sure what that is
>he leaves
>I look it up, freaked out
>don't hear from him for a year
>no phone, contact w/ the outside world
>last march comes around, he calls me off his dad's phone
>hey anon, i'm leaving wilderness therapy but i'm going to an even stricter boarding school and I probably won't see you for another few years
>ok.png
>today is two years since i've seen him
He's my best friend ever, /b/, and I've gone two years without him. All the stuff that we used to do together seems pointless now and not as fun as when he was here. I talked to his ex-roommate from his first boarding school and he said he was going through a drug problem phase, so I understand he's in a place he needs to be, but how do I deal with this, /b/? I texted his sister today and she said he won't be back for awhile. wat do?
Underage B&
>>592732237
If he was 16 at the time and it's been two years then he's 18.
feels thread
TELL me about MILFs you've fucked
Pics if you've got em
>>592728098
Tour mom :3 that pussy make me feel ouuuhssdas
>>592728098
dinner, wine and atm ;-)
bump for you op
post moar milfs
