Alright faggots, story time. Also, general feels thread.
>be me
>be 16 at the time
>parents hate me
>only friend is my dog
>dog dies of old age
>loneliness.jpg
>have feelings for friend in class ahead of me
>super cute 8/10 redhead
>start dating at 17
>join...
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>>592747013
>we get an apartment together
>pretty content In life
>make some friends in USMC
>have a best friend now
>do everything together
>life's looking up!
>we will call him S
>one day find note on my car
>"R and your wife...
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>>592747120
>become alcoholic
>go into depression
>start having anxiety issues
>all my friends notice my new drinking problem and abandon me
>alone again
>start having sex with lots of random women
> I tried to fill and empty void in my life with pussy
>no emotional...
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>>592747209
>body like a damn goddess
> develop feelings for her
>we start hanging out
>no longer depressed, or lonely
>start to feel happiness for first time in years
>falling in love
>she's also in USMC
>we r the perfect match
>never...
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General shoplifting thread
Pic related, I just got my Alpha Security lock in the mail
>>592728616
Please fellow nigger anon tell me what exactly that does?
>>592729475
takes out vidya from cases like this
>>592728616
Looking for advice for shoplifting single or at most 2 bottles from a relatively small liquor store.
Stores I have an eye on dont seem to use any form of locks/cases for even expensive liquor but im not looking for that anyways. Mid shelf glass bottles would be perfect.
Which would you rather fuck? Why
>>592741285
Right. I like her body better
Moss moss moss
So whatever happened to fluffy abuse threads? I never seen these in quite awhile. Any reason for their disappearance?
Too many people got butt hurt over them. On one hand people are saying people who like this stuff are serial killers in training. And other half said the shit should be on /mlp/.
Add to it there's a mod who hates the fuck out of these threads. And to top it off there's Larry, the asshole who spams the thread with bad ecchi.
simply put, it's gay as fuck.
For the most part we stick to the booru. That and there's a dedicated board on hot wheel chan.
TL;DR - /b/ doesn't have fluffy threads anymore and nothing of value was lost.
Hi /b/rothers, feeling like shit lately and just thought I'd post my feels.
>be me, 16 years old at the time
>attend public school
>best friend Ryan attends private school
>best friend is literally coolest person in the world, /b/tard as well
>comes back from his boarding school for his usual winter break two years ago
>tells me he's staying two weeks
>two...
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Underage B&
>>592732237
If he was 16 at the time and it's been two years then he's 18.
feels thread
TELL me about MILFs you've fucked
Pics if you've got em
>>592728098
Tour mom :3 that pussy make me feel ouuuhssdas
>>592728098
dinner, wine and atm ;-)
bump for you op
post moar milfs
Hey /b/, I'm gonna set these right here, make sure nothing happens to them, ok?
Hi, I'm 23.
How can I kill myself?
I'm scared to break my neck if I hang, I'm too pussy to stab myself and I don't have a gun.
>>592733696
it's gotta be the large power hookups like the ones that connect to the stove/fridge.
wire me your money
>>592733882
I don't have money. I spend it all on escorts.
Fatty Quest!
You are a big ol fatty. You decide you want to be less fat though.
>post ending in 1 or 2 decides what you do first
>>592723827
Get Swole.
Train to become super saiyan
eat nachos
She is online.
chaturbatecom/cooldog26/
Kids were taken by florida social services. given to the parents for full custody she has less than a year to clean up her act or she loses all rights.
report suggests substance abuse by her boyfriend and the living conditions were hazardous aka filthy.
Name:Charity
Location: Florida
Weaknesses: Kids taken away for (a) molestation (b) general neglect (although she gets visitation and you can always hear them in the background even when she fucks herself on cam.
Believes EVERYTHING she is friends/dating...
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knew ud be back
you might be an as sad person as she is, which is quite the accomplishement
kudos man
get in hurr anons
Is it OK to have a boner at the nude beach?
MORDS
it'll be impolite not to
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9532463/1/Sonic-s-Ultimate-Harem
Get in here /b/ros and enjoy the epicness that is Lil Knuclez
It's too much, I'm afraid to read more for fear it will send me into another seizure
Dexters Mom
My dubs will confirm this
>>592726754
dammit
Petition:
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-it-mandatory-women-sign-draft/Q5Wnl4Ms
/r/feminism:
http://www.reddit.com/r/Feminism/comments/2shcm1/support_true_equality_sign_the_petition_to_be/
/r/TwoXChromosomes:
http://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/2sheab/support_true_equality_sign_the_petition_to_be/
LETS DO THIS GUYS
I posted both those reddit links. I feel like I accomplished something today
They'll never go for this. I bet they'll all claim they don't support the draft and should petition to abolish it or some shit
If you want to piss off SJWs: >>592721028
ITT: niggers eating money
If trips I cum in your mum's pussy and you eat my cum out of it.
>>592714666
Well shit dawg
/thread
>>592714666
Well, a deal is a deal.......