The most hilarious thing just happened, /b/
This happened a while ago, around 8 or 9 EST.
>Be chilling at friend's house
>He gets call from another bro who says he's coming over
>Around 5 minutes later, he shows up and tells us that on the way to the house, he passed an office building.
>Inside this office building, he claims, was a middle-aged guy in his 40s naked with nothing but socks on, jacking it.
>Blinds open, Lights on, going hard on the work laptop.
>We go down to the office building
>as we pass by, clear as day, the guy is in there jerking it
>Like the edgy assholes we are, we decide to tape it
>First we do driveby filmings but get jack shit from it
>"yo pull into the lot"
>As soon as the car stops, friend jumps out the back and ninja's his way to the window.
>Laughter ensues
>Go up to the window where bro is covertly filming it
>"dude he's not jacking it"
>well what is he doing
>"he's fingerin his asshole"
>what the fuck
>review the video, he was actually fingering his asshole
>laugh hysterically for a half-second
>We do this for 2 more times before we go watch the evidence collected
>Roll around for one last time and honk the horn as we drive by, he doesn't hear
>"Pull into the lot again, we're about to fuck with this guy"
>"Anon, come with me, you gotta film this"
>"When you say go, I'm gonna knock on the window. You record his reaction"
>Go with the plan, start filming, bro knocks 3 times
>Guy springs from his chair
>RUN.jpg
>Squeal tires trying to leave
>go around the block, one of the cars is gone from the parking lot
Anyone know a good place to upload anonymously? they're in .mov format.
put that shit on vimeo
>>592917132
holy shit op.
>>592917132
just make a webm
Haven't seen a good r34 thread in a while. Double points for Korra triple points for gifs and webms
>>592910665
>Quadruple points for green text?
here we go
dubs chooses what i say next
if you guys can get noods off this chick, i will post them in this thread
>>592905070
Do you like dragons? Dragon these nuts acrosss yo face!
i have cancer
Teens /b/ros
>>592904272
Guess the mods are going to keep letting sick fucks like you post here.
bumpin
>>592904655
???
Continue....
>>592897205
meat flaps for years & zit tits?
gtfo
>>592897205
Damn. Nice pussy.
>>592897320
Fuck this guy, yes I just uncovered a diamond deposit
Next loli bread
Aisaka Taiga edition
Chateauguay sluts thread!
>>592901987
wat.
How the fuck are we supposed to know where random girls on the internet live tabarnak
>>592902464
If you live there , you know!
Get trips and you win the internet.
These are singles.
>>592901533
fail
already won the internet nigger
Mom and son thread.
>>592900028
Bump
>>592900994
stop bumping yourself
>>592900028
I'll give it a bump, fuck it!
hi /b/
i am regularly having sex with an 18 year old down syndrom girl, i give her mentos as reward, shes the daughter of my next door neighbour and her mom doesnt give a fuck because shes a drug addict whore
ask me anything
>>592884085
what time is it in your place?
Post pics, or you know the drill.
I would think hygiene is a problem given her condition and drug addict mother.
Ask an FBI Special Agent anything.
>>592884703
do you feel special?
Time stamp, faggot
How does it feel to have a micro penis?
Why does it seem like Muslims want to destroy the world right now?
just noticing?
Because their holy book said so.
The same way that southern baptists and jews want to destroy the world.
It's basically a problem of religious thought that puts some people on pedestals, and others on crosses.
>>592863734
Its getting shitty
hey /b/
>be 16
>enjoy fapping to 16 y/old cp
>one day tell friend about it
>tells everyone i fap to cp
>all my friends think im a pedo and wont talk to me
am i a pedo /b/? :/
no you're a faggot.
yes, now get the fuck out of here
>Pedophilia or paedophilia is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children, generally age 11 years or younger
no, you fucking faggot
this is clearly a masked question or some shit, but whatever
Mike Patton: best musician alive.
Agreed?
>>592888888
oh dear
shitstorm incoming
here we go
How do i tell my little sister i want to fuck her?
>>592884039
"Hey little sis, can I fuck you?"
>problem solved
>>592884214
What if she says no?
>>592884566
Rape her
