Sign will be knocked down at 11:15am EST, prepare for glory anons; im OMW.
>>593190998
I live 20 minutes away. Just watch, I"ll be there in 30 minutes to fuck that sign up.
?cam=tsstreet
Card stand. Never forget.
Post the fucking link to that shit so I can waste a good hour or so waiting for bullshit OP.
loli time
>>593181707
I want one of those
webm porn thread
>>593172337
sauce?
give me your best greentext /b/!
>>593165393
>be OP
>load tennis ball launcher with dragon dildos
>about face
>drop trou
>bend over
>smile at smell of it
>heady faggotry
If your waifu is posted, you sleep.
PLEASE SOMEONE POST MINE.
It's almost 9AM where I live.
>>593162523
you gonna drop some clues?
A guy in our social group is edging in on my girlfriend. She thinks he's just a nice guy, but you know how that goes; nice guys turn into another option once chemistry kicks in. I can't push my girlfriend away by making it a big deal to her, and this guy is a close friend of a friend so I can't get rid of him.
What this comes down to is man on man. Like the animal kingdom, I need to establish dominance or scare the rival male away to protect my mate. But at the same time I need to respect the law and social customs. Ideas?
Pillow talk snapchats
>>593162174
Fuck him in the ass.
do the same like me ...grab him and speak alone with him say if he continues that shit he got a problem with you .
NZ thread
Reporting In.
First for "this thread is going to be shit".
Calling it now
why are IDs eve-
>>593135476
Why do you think that?
uncomfortable/cringy/awkward
go
Japanese women thread
no.
>>593142011
Hot
I have about 7000 Pics/vids. 80% of this covers the wenches you see in pic.
Fire away requests if you feel the urge.
Who the fuck drew this
>>593129408
Idk but it's hot
>>593129408
Drawy McDrawingson.
Dave
R34 thread
Moar gifs edition.
You know who I've always wanted a good webm or gif of? Nariko from Heavenly Sword.
So OP, if you see one and you don't wanna be a faggot, you should chuck it here
>>593131869
I'll see if I have more gifs. I was running out of Mass Effect stuff.
I have one of these for every boss
>/b/playsdarksouls.jpg
I bet you fags won't even make it to Orienstein &nSmough
>>593135703
Lmao I killed my own monster next boss
ded
>>593135703
>instakill
Rolling for 6.
The Taman Shud Case, also known as the Mystery of the Somerton Man, is an unsolved case of an unidentified man found dead at 6:30 a.m., 1 December 1948.
The body was discovered at 6:30 a.m. on 1 December 1948 on Somerton beach in Adelaide, South Australia, and the police were called. When they arrived, the body was lying on the sand with its head resting on the seawall, and with its feet crossed and pointing directly to the sea. The police noted no disturbance to the body and observed that the man's left arm was in a straight position and the right arm was bent double. An unlit cigarette was behind his ear and a half-smoked cigarette was on the right collar of his coat held in position by his cheek. A search of his pockets revealed an unused second-class rail ticket from the city to Henley Beach, a used bus ticket from the city, a narrow aluminium American comb, a half-empty packet of Juicy Fruit chewing gum, an Army Club cigarette packet containing Kensitas cigarettes, and a quarter-full box of Bryant & May matches. The bus stop for which the ticket was used was around 1,100 metres (3,600 ft) north of the body's location. The man had no money in his pockets.
Witnesses who came forward said that on the evening of 30 November, they had seen an individual resembling the dead man lying on his back in the same spot and position near the Crippled Children's Home where the corpse was later found. A couple who saw him around 7 p.m. noted that they saw him extend his right arm to its fullest extent and then drop it limply. Another couple who saw him from 7:30 p.m. to 8 p.m., during which time the street lights had come on, recounted that they did not see him move during the half an hour in which he was in view, although they did have the impression that his position had changed.
Although they commented between themselves that he must be dead because he was not reacting to the mosquitoes, they had thought it more likely that he was drunk or asleep, and thus did not investigate further. Witnesses said the body was in the same position when the police viewed it.
According to the pathologist, Sir John Burton Cleland, emeritus professor at the University of Adelaide, the man was of "Britisher" appearance and thought to be aged about 40–45; he was in "top physical condition". He was "180 centimetres (5 ft 11 in) tall, with hazel eyes, fair to ginger-coloured hair, slightly grey around the temples, with broad shoulders and a narrow waist, hands and nails that showed no signs of manual labour, big and little toes that met in a wedge shape, like those of a dancer or someone who wore boots with pointed toes; and pronounced high calf muscles like those of a ballet dancer. These can be dominant genetic traits, and they are also a characteristic of many middle and long-distance runners.
“He was dressed in "quality clothing": consisting of a white shirt, red and blue tie, brown trousers, socks and shoes and, although it had been a hot day and very warm night, a brown knitted pullover and fashionable grey and brown double-breasted jacket. All labels on his clothes had been removed, and he had no hat (unusual for 1948) or wallet. Clean-shaven and with no distinguishing marks, the man carried no identification, which led police to believe he had committed suicide. His teeth did not match the dental records of any known person in Australia.
>Be me.
>Doing girl voice on Xbox 360.
>Kid who is like 15 falls for it.
>Sends me his number (welcome to Youtube).
So we have some thirsty ass faggot's number. Do your worst, keep it reasonably clean (IE nothing worse than gore).
Post results ITT or on vocaroo.
>5 years gold
>still only 20k gamerscore
bump bump
>>593129761
I know nothing of the gamer score system on this kid or in general. I got his number and trolled the shit out of him. I figure why not one more for "the lulz" before I get bored. I get lots of numbers on the xbox and can make this a thing.
for every joke that makes me blow nose out of my air ill post another pic of my ex gf.
This kid on COD said he was going to "ddos me" if i didnt let him get a quickscope killcam on me
alright thats pretty good lmao
