Starting the California thread back up.
>>593540339
bump
Anyone got (650)?
Someone said they had Redwood City? can they dump that?
>>593540339
Bump
Requesting 858. Trying to fill my folder.
>>593540779
650 bump \ SHS /
Where the fuck is the webm porn thread
>>593519166
/gif/
>>593519166
bump
White people hate bread
No we don't
i do...
But I like bread
Let's make pretty (and ugly) girls cry!
> Why?
Because they're sluts!
I made a fake account on various dating apps and only to slut-shame girls looking for sexy guys. I got some matches...
I also got back-up matching big-dick pics just in case you want to get nudes. Idk, you faggots are boss.
First choose a number 1 - 10, GO!
3
Alright! Off to a good start! She's online.
7 decides what I say first.
More pics of her.
god tier albums thread. I'll start
>>593527021
Genre?
>>593527021
Agreed
Yellow Fever
How does /b/ explain consciousness?
Bullshit with a side of gravy
>>593517461
/thread
being aware that i can stroke my penis and it'll feel fantastic
Alright /b/ it's happening
>I lost my mother
>I lost my friends
>I lost the only girl I ever loved
>I am too afraid to kill myself
That is why I am here I want you guys to talk me into killing myself.
IF i'm feeling up for it i may even live stream it for you. I also want suggestions on how to kill myself I am a big pussy and dont like pain and dont have a gun handy I do have a knife I may consider slitting my throat.
>>593514552
story? who died first and how
>I don't like pain
Don't use a knife.
hello /b/, my name is yuri (my birth name is kyung-sok) and i have browsed 4chan for some time now, and it is now that i have decided to make a post. this is my story, for i was born in north korea, and managed to cross the dmz. i have gone through many hardships to get to where i am today. i am still to this day scared to tell my story to anyone in real life, so i trust the anonymity of 4chan to allow me to vent the hardships i had to face to get to where i am today
>i was born early 1989
>i was born outside of kanggye, a provincial capital city in north korea
>about a few months after my birth, north korean government are looking for my family, after my uncle defected from north korea
>mother gave me to some random woman in downtown kanggye
>woman was a homeless prostitute named hyo-joo
>never heard from mother or any other family member again, hyo-joo told me all of this when i was six
>hyo-joo died of starvation when i was seven, note that the north korean famine was happening around this time (1994-1998)
>i was depressed when she died, being a mother to me and all, but her death didn’t bring me much sorrow in years to come
>now i hung around a group of homeless kids, we foraged for food and basically survived together
>there was eleven at the beginning of the famine, at the end there were only five of us
>most north koreans, including us, saw kim jong-il as a god, and we were depressed not because we were homeless, but because we thought we did something wrong and glorious leader has forsaken and abandoned us
>attempted suicide three times when i was eleven, all three times i was too weak to stab myself in stomach with broken glass shards
>the remaining four of us were just vagrants, relying on each other to survive, we became best friends by default
i shall continue
please do
Not sure if bate but sounds interesting
>>593522573
don't care if fake. it's interesting plz continue OP
![Screenshot_2015-01-19-00-51-45[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/1Iy6v1f.png "Screenshot 2015-01-19-00-51-45[1]")
everyone else is doing it so i will, my 8th grade girlfriend
>>593524592
oops 9 gets
bumb
>>593524592
hey gurl you horny
Loli
Dry edition since we just had a wet edition.
I'm going to kill myself on Friday and it will make the news, be watching at 9 am.
>>593514248
where you from so i can tune in fag
>>593514248
i dont get up until 11, can you push it back to noon?
Girl in the middle, started talking to her on tinder she looked hot I find out she's a midget. Should I fuck her?
>>593498868
Yes
>>593498868
whatcha waitin for?
that's funny as shit op how do you find a midget on tinder. go ahead but still
FBI here.
Confess your crimes in this thread and we'll wipe the slate clean.
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
I woke up really early and accidentally pissed on the toilet seat.
>>593491830
I was the one who stole the sandwich from the office fridge
Alright this is my female best friend and shes with a real doutch help me out
friendzoned, you have no chance
>>593496066
ayy baby u wnt sum fuk?
>>593496066
Kill yourself.
