I have one of these for every boss
>/b/playsdarksouls.jpg
I bet you fags won't even make it to Orienstein &nSmough
>>593135703
Lmao I killed my own monster next boss
ded
>>593135703
>instakill
Rolling for 6.
The Taman Shud Case, also known as the Mystery of the Somerton Man, is an unsolved case of an unidentified man found dead at 6:30 a.m., 1 December 1948.
The body was discovered at 6:30 a.m. on 1 December 1948 on Somerton beach in Adelaide, South Australia, and the police were called. When they arrived, the body was lying on the sand with its head resting on the seawall, and with its feet crossed and pointing directly to the sea. The police noted no disturbance to the body and observed that the man's left arm was in a straight position and the right arm was bent double. An unlit cigarette was behind his ear and a half-smoked cigarette was on the right collar of his coat held in position by his cheek. A search of his pockets revealed an unused second-class rail ticket from the city to Henley Beach, a used bus ticket from the city, a narrow aluminium American comb, a half-empty packet of Juicy Fruit chewing gum, an Army Club cigarette packet containing Kensitas cigarettes, and a quarter-full box of Bryant & May matches. The bus stop for which the ticket was used was around 1,100 metres (3,600 ft) north of the body's location. The man had no money in his pockets.
Witnesses who came forward said that on the evening of 30 November, they had seen an individual resembling the dead man lying on his back in the same spot and position near the Crippled Children's Home where the corpse was later found. A couple who saw him around 7 p.m. noted that they saw him extend his right arm to its fullest extent and then drop it limply. Another couple who saw him from 7:30 p.m. to 8 p.m., during which time the street lights had come on, recounted that they did not see him move during the half an hour in which he was in view, although they did have the impression that his position had changed.
Although they commented between themselves that he must be dead because he was not reacting to the mosquitoes, they had thought it more likely that he was drunk or asleep, and thus did not investigate further. Witnesses said the body was in the same position when the police viewed it.
According to the pathologist, Sir John Burton Cleland, emeritus professor at the University of Adelaide, the man was of "Britisher" appearance and thought to be aged about 40–45; he was in "top physical condition". He was "180 centimetres (5 ft 11 in) tall, with hazel eyes, fair to ginger-coloured hair, slightly grey around the temples, with broad shoulders and a narrow waist, hands and nails that showed no signs of manual labour, big and little toes that met in a wedge shape, like those of a dancer or someone who wore boots with pointed toes; and pronounced high calf muscles like those of a ballet dancer. These can be dominant genetic traits, and they are also a characteristic of many middle and long-distance runners.
“He was dressed in "quality clothing": consisting of a white shirt, red and blue tie, brown trousers, socks and shoes and, although it had been a hot day and very warm night, a brown knitted pullover and fashionable grey and brown double-breasted jacket. All labels on his clothes had been removed, and he had no hat (unusual for 1948) or wallet. Clean-shaven and with no distinguishing marks, the man carried no identification, which led police to believe he had committed suicide. His teeth did not match the dental records of any known person in Australia.
>Be me.
>Doing girl voice on Xbox 360.
>Kid who is like 15 falls for it.
>Sends me his number (welcome to Youtube).
So we have some thirsty ass faggot's number. Do your worst, keep it reasonably clean (IE nothing worse than gore).
Post results ITT or on vocaroo.
>5 years gold
>still only 20k gamerscore
bump bump
>>593129761
I know nothing of the gamer score system on this kid or in general. I got his number and trolled the shit out of him. I figure why not one more for "the lulz" before I get bored. I get lots of numbers on the xbox and can make this a thing.
for every joke that makes me blow nose out of my air ill post another pic of my ex gf.
This kid on COD said he was going to "ddos me" if i didnt let him get a quickscope killcam on me
alright thats pretty good lmao
Posting clothed then unclothed photos of girls I know.
Starting with Krysten Clark
Go on
DO IT FAGGOT
Loli thread, but I can't contribute much
Mommy's helping
>>593115349
go on......
bamp
rule 34 thread
>>593110935
Can anyone give me the gif of isabelle from animal crossing giving a blowjob on the mayor.
>>593110935
if you start the thread you start the dump...
begging is for newfags
>>593111387
hold on, file i was posting was too large
Mexicanos Reportense
Monterrey Fag aqui!
>>593108467
que pedoooo
pq no estas en la peda wey!?!?
>>593108699
La mayoria de mis compas culearon! y ya me dio weba hacer algo
chinga tu madre jotita de mierda
Feminism hate thread.
Go.
>>593102722
lel
I prefer this one, "This is Heman" just says it perfectly.
Mr.Snap here, thread 404'd.
Just wait till you see what elle sent me
please, go ahead
Good, been waiting for the new post. Keep'em coming OP
is there a way to get around the new snapchat lock out for using 3rd party aps?
choose one slut you want to see moar of and i will deliver!
16
5 and 16
>>593111477
16 for you sir. hhhnnnggg dem tit'ole'biggies!
This is Bill.
I am Bill's God.
I can make stuff happen to Bill.
I am out of ideas.
9 decides what happens to Bill.
He finds a girlfriend.
Bill rapes and kills op's whole family. Pics and kill yourself faggot
>>593097951
He's killed off and never returns
I sent a snapchat of me saying "You want to fuck?" to 50+ girls that I know. Lets see what they say.
bump and show response
ok
>>593103285
I don't even know 50+ girls. I don't even know what a girl is
Say if you could get high on marijuana without ever building a tolerance so you get high as if ti was your first time and you spend 15 dollars or 10 pound a day on it.
I honestly got lost while reading this.
>>593101916
I hate this guy, he was the most boring character in xmen.
Yes.
