Guys, I don't know what to do, My boner is so confused.
>last week
>be me
>hanging out at friends place for D&D
>sometimes takes a break and walks around the house
>see his single mom just chilling out
>his mom is super funny and nice
>wide hips, huge ass, very curvy.
>hottest milf ever
>invites me to talk with her
>we joke around and she always calls me "sweetheart"
>I was always her favorite
>she starts talking to me about some movies that are out at the time
>I recently got a job at the movie theaters
>I tell her I can get her a free movie ticket if she goes with me
>she gets very excited
>she says "as long as you're buying dinner first, anon"
>we laugh
>I look at her and say "It's a date"
>Fast forward to last weekend
>get a text from an unknown number
>"hey anon, its me. Anon's friend's mom, i was wondering if you were going to pick me up for our date ;)"
>I was confused and replied "Of Course, I wouldn't leave you waiting"
>I honestly thought she was kidding.
>I dress in a nice flannel and make my way over
>I stop by the house and she opens the door
>dickisdiamonds.jpg
>she's all did up, beautiful make-up, black skinny jeans, and a nice blouse
>She just stares at me and smiles
>"well, anon, where's my hug?"
>I give her a strangely intimate hug,trying to hide my erection
Should I go on?
Tentatively lurking
No since this didn't happen.
>I dress in a nice flannel
>nice flannel
>flannel
If it happened post the texts.
>>599211258
i dont care if this is pasta, contiue, good waiter
Post your steam value
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81 games with a total value of
$1094
value with sales
$259
wooops !
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i think the most i've ever spent on steam was like 7 dollars, everything else was gifted to me
nice having a vagina
If dubs, holocaust did happen
>>599214700
fuck
>>599214700
Checked
>>599214700
>remember the 6 quintrillion
Must watch movies thread
Sticking with South Korean cinema.
Memories of Murder
This one is gold, will always reccomend.
>>599205905
I think this might be my watch for tonight.
Green text incest thread?
Green text incest thread!
>>599208497
>be me fall down stairs
>pants ripped off
>sis walks by
>wearing a skirt no panties
>trips and falls vagina first onto my penis
>mfw
>>599210507
kekd hard
My cousin fucking story incoming...
Best of 4chan Thread
I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in, 12 30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some long forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say, "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you"
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
(I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Africa
(I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
(Ah, gonna take the time)
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
Headset broke. I have around 100 euros to get a new one. What should i get? i had the G35 but had the cable issue and it killed my headset.
>>599209244
>Buy a good pair of normal headphones
>Buy a separate clip on mic to put on your wire
>Don't shill out money for gaymer headset
>profit?
>>599209408
/thread
>>599209408
my friend told me the same. i have sony mdr 7506 headphones which i just love, what clip on should i get ?
DRAW THREAD
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>Don't take the bait
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>Keep reposting to a minimum
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For Sal if she's still around
>>599192836
that would b the golden season for this, but i feel like its only going to get worse mang.
>>599194646
>>599194646
first
also dubs
creepers unite! Hidden cam edition.
lurkan
>>599162278
got any vids? we want MOAR
We must defeat this nigga!!!
>>599199999
Yo, I think this one was stillborn...nice job OP
>>599199999
Wtf
>>599199999
that was fast
Dx gifs thread goooo
Hey just found this set, Thought I would share it with everyone.
1/69
2/69
3/69
4/69
Dream Girls thrent
ur mother
dream ass
Gingers are the best
Wanna fap to her?
>>599171094
Sure
>>599171094
>>599171200
Yes to both
My fap
s/fur
Chillax edition.
Post rimming or ass.
