/b/ God tier albums
Again
you awake to find yourself in a dark room, chained to a wall by your dick. You barely make out a door, but see no knob or handle on it. There is a gear with a lever attached to your dick-chain, but you are hesitant to pull the lever.
5 or dubs decide what you do
Furiously masturbate until dicks falls off. Use detached dick to pry open door.
>>599133585
Rub your nipple until you start to precum, use it as lube to try to free your penis from the chain.
pray to allah and then attempt to blow up a public school
Nope thread? NOPE THREAD
>>599120140
nope
Nope.
For real though first time I saw this I shit.
you fap you lose
Bump
Fuck, the chick in the OP is so fucking disgusting and trashy, I love it. I haven't fapped yet, but if she does hardcore I'll lose.
Why are most of you cunts such fucking tin foil hats?
Just paranoid teenagers on the internet who fight against the media with a false sense of justification that they are making a difference in a sad attempt to appear intelligent, by referencing issues that are overly exaggerated always to suit their narrative.
The tin foil hat part comes from people so deranged by the idea of conspiracy that some wear tin foil on their heads in order to stop government sanctioned mind control, and their theories on the worlds issues are often as ludicrous, as that.
When challenged they will always go for damage control, which is where they attempt to make the challenger seem inferior so that anyone that agrees with the challenger has a petty school yard insult against them as if it makes the paranoid person morally righteous when really its a flamboyant display of immaturity.
Common responses include calling people sheep, blind, idiots, retarded, and so on, all the while not realising they themselves seem utterly tragic in that they have such a lack of social standing they have to tap into fictional world issues and write science fiction level theories on the internet in order to gain just a tiny droplet of self significance.
They will never realise they are mentally ill, but then again, crazy by definition is never somebody that knows they are crazy.
Jet fuel cant melt steel beams
>>599094290
too long to read,
kill yourself
>>599094290
I think pic related is enough.
anyone else on /b/ have a thing for harriet sugarcookie? Hot British asian pornstar?
>>599125416
>hot
>Asian
Pick one.
>>599125416
Every single Asian needs to be painlessly put to death. Every white race traitor surgically tortured to death without anesthesia for weeks on end. Every white who remotely disagrees with me tortured even worse. Fucking scum. Holy nigger I hate YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. Nothing uglier than an Asian (subhuman).
How would you react /b/?
>>599113601
>>599113601
>>599113601
trap or female, she's fucking attractive. For a cartoon of course.
So either way I wouldn't be disappointed.
FB girls You fap to V2
Trap tread?
moar of him fucking that pink asspussy
>>599109370
man that pussy looks so tigh
this?
ITT: strategic ways hitler could have won world war 2
>inb4 hurr durr not being a vegetarian
>inb4 hurr durr killing all the jews
>>599106210
Not fucking with the British
>>599106210
Honored their treaty with Russia & not attacking them would've been a good start. Taking over the Middle East instead of just Northern Africa would've been good to.
>>599106494
>not fucking with the british
Lol if America hadn't shown up, we would've been flying a nazi flag within months, don't kid yourself.
Need a feel or /b/aww thread right now. Post what you have guys.
OH BOY HERE WE GO AGAIN!
You know the drill, send me your girlfriend's Kik and we'll find out if she's faithful or not.
Send the names to my Kik (name: rulesapply), I won't be testing names left in the thread due to whiteknights and spammers ruining the fun.
>pic related from the other day, she was reluctant for a while then caved.
>>599080066
Nice Double Dubs.
AliceIsDeadd
>>599080066
>What would you do to it if you were here right now
>fucking white boy texting
>>599080403
It works on most girls, that's why I say shit like that. It hints to them that they have the control, when in fact you're in charge of what the subject matter is. It's a subtle, yet classic persuasion technique.
rekt thread
Sure I'll start
>>599080106
>>599080270
>>599080332
any chance for something that we don't see twice a day?
You wake up in an empty room. A metallic smell fills your nostrils. You have a headache, and it's dark. There are no windows, only flourescent lights.
It's cold and strange markings are displayed on the walls. You have forgotten your name. A door sits at one end of the room, and a grate with a strange red liquid seeping out is on the floor. You take a look. It's not blood.
You've picked up a piece of rusty metal that you found in a corner.
What will you do? 9 decides
Masturbate
>>599080612
Rerolling
Pleasure self
