Hello, /b/, are there any hockyfags in here, I want to start watching NHL, and I need to know a bit of history about teams and players and the sport
Gretzky was the best to ever play the game.
Sidney Crosby is a faggot
Just start watching. Don't worry about history, it doesn't play into shit now and if it ever does, it gets beaten to death.
Also honestly one thing that helped me learn the game was playing NHL games.
Crosby is better than people give him credit for because he's a whiner but whatever.
>>598713314
just watch some games anon, try to pick a favourite team because it will be more fun that way
Let's see whatcha got. I will definitely deliver. Part 2
>>598727448
what number
get in here faggots
Lord Spiderus' Revenge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyXUaPFRw0M
{There's a place called...
There's a place called...
There's a place called...
HELL}
>T'was a dank day in Sunny Patch
>Spiderus watched from outside the gayass flower church of unholy Satanbug worship
>he spotted his old hoe Miss Spider
>"Holly" said Lord Spiderus
>"why dat nigger and not my sexy ass?" he asked his-lord-self
>"I would've spun her up in my jizz"
>"I would've showered her in my shit"
>suddenly some newfag grasshopper fuck spills out "Let the bug orgy begin!"
>insects and arachnids of every shape and size begin whipping out their genitalia and mating instruments
>Bees are sting raping
>centipedes are having their centipenises sucked
>beetles are spotin their big dicks
>fireflies are gettin' kinky in the sky
>and them slutladybugs are shakin' their spots all over them horny skankbugs
>all was good and groovy in Sunny Patch
>then suddenly, everybug stopped
>their ears beheld the sound of "le fap fap fap"
>"That'd be le reddit armay" says the oldfag
>but no.
>dis shit wuz a threat even greater
>The whoreflies in the sky all turned off their vibrators
>but one whorefly was mid-gasm, and nothing could stop her flow
>they quickly brought her to the ground and beat dat bitch's ass
>then it appeared
>it was no chicken at all
>it was Lord Spiderus
>like Voldemort x69 his face and name struck fear into the horny little bugs
>his overly powerful sex appeal had their ovaries exploding with mere winks
>as he made his way past the bitches and hoes
>snappin necks of all non /b/ros that past him
>he knew which slut would be his
>>598719017
>Lord Spiderus came up to Miss Spider and he said, "yo hoe, you wanna be Mary Jane or Gwen Stacy?
>Cuz either way Imma whip dis spida dick in yo mouth
>and imma shoot deez webs up in your fuckin skull."
>Miss Spider looked at Holly
>He had already placed a .45 magnum in his mouth
>before she could say "do it" he had pulled this trigga
>Nigga was dead
>Now it's time to ravage in the glory that was Lord Spiderus' power of 1 Million penises of pleasure
>Miss Spider was instantaneously entered in every hole
>She wanted to scream, shit, and cry
>but there was no escape
>no backing out
>no end
>spiderus fucked her
>he FUCKED HER in every way shape and form imaginable
>he fucked her from every and all directions
>it was like he was fucking her in the future and in the past
>every memory she could think of was being fucked by Lord Spiderus
>and everything that ever happened after was being fucked by his Lordly spidercock
>Some say the fucking was so X-treme that the entire galaxy exploded and imploded
>at the same time
>it was the theory of all creation
>origin of all religion
>lyrics to every song
>ingredients to every meal
>then Miss Spider realized
>Lord Spiderus was everything
>Lord Spiderus was everyone
>Yet, Lord Spiderus was nothing
>But without Lord Spiderus there would be nothing
>and so, it was within that moment she realized
>with great power
>cums great responsibility
Ok /b/ dubs name my new computer
shitbox 9000
>>598729388
Winrar
>>598729388
looks like we got a winrar
Teens. Keep it legal.
Mind blowing pictures
Let's see whatcha got. I will definitely deliver
>>598717102
I'm gay
I miss your pussy babe.
>>598717102
yo bitch. My results got back today. I think you should get tested as I have HIV
Asian women thread
Post pics and your experiences with them
SoCal nudes? Specifically 951? I have tons more of her
For the love of God more
Doubt it but anyone have any win from anyone who ever went to skyward christian in los angeles
What is this animal called in your country?
That's a garden hose, not an animal.
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>>598694111
fappening
bump
>>598694111
trips m8
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Hopefully, I saved her life. Story goes on.
>>598698067
Eat shit, faggot.
>>598698067
>>598698704
i feel like you should have blurred her name buddy...
i feel really happy for you that you saved someones life, and maybe got a sex slave out of it. more?
