Roll 64 to tell me what I say to my shitty sister.
>>687550876
>Can I see your tits?
not trying to be rude, but you could lose a few pounds... or more than a few, just a suggestion.
>>687551298
roll
As an American, what excuse do you have for not carrying a gun?
I'm not an insecure pussy
or a robot
>>687542366
bitch nigga
I'm not 21 yet and live in philly unfortunately
>grils
guess you wouldnt know
YOU FOUND IT THANK YOU OP
Sause please?
>>687548416
It's a meme you dip
Guess my age! Here's a picture I took of myself just now
17
Tits or gtfo
YLYL
>the mandatory banana post
https://youtu.be/NaTDrLKojwA
Give me some god tier reactions
>>687550825
MFW op is looking for reaction pics. Here you go faggot
>>687550977
I knew I should have used Bateman...
Any other finger box enthusiasts around? Just picked up a TR80, looks kind of like this.
TR68 was the best model, and anything newer than TR74 is just a plastic piece of shit.
>Plastic fingerboxes
Poorfag alert
Cherrywood master race here
>>687541741
Wow its like im in a group full of mentally retarded kids
Asian girls thread
why are atheists afraid of the truth?
>>687535288
you would think someone as intelligent as Stephen Hawking could acknowledge the possibility of a more intelligent being.
maybe that's what the problem is.
Girls pretending to do something important thread.
>>687539341
>every picture of every woman ever taken.
On/off thread
Bump for interest. Because I have nothing to post
INB4 CHILD SUPPORT
Moar of her op? Where she from?
Would you eat this /b/
>>687538215
tacos?
>>687538366
Yeah I made them for a fat guy whose all alone on his bday today
>>687538732
did they give you overtime for working on a fat guy's birthday?
Slow decent into madness thread? Ill start
> be me, 16y/o alpha, 180lbs 6'3" of pure muscle
>star lineman on football team
>9/10 gf, love of my life
>no worries
>for years been into anal stimulation
>nothing insane just fingers and small phallus-like objects
>my one weird trait is that i have the most girly ass of all time (pic VERY related)
> age 16 discover futa porn
>fap to that shit like crazy
>"god chics with dicks are hot"
>killme.jpg
>start using larger objects and fucking myself every night
>god it feels so good
>imagine being fucked by futa women and being dominated by them
(Impossible scince id crush most women)
>age 17 figure out boy butts are hot
>fuckmeintheass femboys are adorable
>i start fapping but refuse to be called gay (sill like that pussy tho)
>finally admit im bi
>have best friend
> he is the cutest femmie looking guy ive ever seen but hes always acted straight
> one day i admit to him in a drunken stupor that im bi
>hes estatic and says hes had a crush on me scince freshman year
>start date/fucking on the downlow hes like a chick but infinitely more fun to be around cuz guy shit
Every day i stray further from gods light. Im 18 now so yall know i got a shit ton more story than this and the cringe gets real. Cont? (Yes the pic is me)
jesus christ please be copy pasta
>>687537214
Nigga you living the life
Did daddy rape you as a kid you blithering homo?
>mom marries faggot beta right after divorcing my dad
>3 months into the marriage i find another girls shit in his car wile borrowing it
>tell my mom about it
>she asked about it and he lies his way out saying it was a friend
>my mom being the tard she is believes it
>after this he tells me to "mind my own business" and to not go in his car again or else
>find more shit his his car after, purse and even fucking panties this time
>mom flips and he lies and says that i'm out to get him
>tell him to fuck off and don't go near him for a week
>week later my mom finds her yoga pants and panties next to lotion in my room
>wtf
>mom flips her shit and sells most of my shit for "being a creep" and constantly says "I didn't raise you to be like this"
>my mom was always out, I raised my self so I call bullshit
>after my second monitor, ps4, and my book collection are sold and my mom makes a quick buck she calms down
>step-dad says to me "I told you if you ever went in my car again I would fuck you up" while my mom is gone
>I flip my shit and almost beat the shit out of him bc this beta fuck is almost 3 inches shorter than me and 30 pounds less heaver than me
/b/ what do I do to get back at this piece of shit and how will I last 1 and 1/2 more years with this shit family before I can get out?
>>687534793
Just fight club his ass. Beat yourself up a little then fuck his world up. Say it was self defense. Act like you are afraid of him when questioned by the cops and you'll win.
>>687534793
Get an audio recording of yourself screaming random bullshit like "what are you doing? please stop, anon's betadad2.0"
>>687535389
>>687535570
I can't do that though. I'm really bad at fighting and legitimately scared of him.
feminist hate thread? need more cringe after i read this, dump what you've got
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/jun/01/why-we-should-close-womens-prisons-and-treat-their-crimes-more-fairly
>>687527840
>-treat-their-crimes-more-fairly
i agree with that part. 90% of tv i watch is crime shows. And the women always get their death penalties commuted or their life sentences shortened. Such bullshit
>>687528069
The only reason a woman would kill someone is if they wronged her. So it's self defense
>>687528200
u wot m8?
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