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>the mandatory banana post
https://youtu.be/NaTDrLKojwA
>>687545545
Explain this!
shhhh...just let it happen...only dreams now
>>687546310
Kek
>>687546310
People like these deserve this.
>>687546649
Holy shit. I didn't notice this.
>>687546711
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>687546649
What am i looking at
>>687547312
Not even gonna lie
That's actually awesome.
>>687546649
Explain what?
>>687547312
He's rolling in pussy
>>687547720
PHOTOGRAPHED LIMB ELONGATING SYNDROME
stupid fuck
>>687546310
Darwin be praised.
>>687547637
Do we shoot him or sedate him? He could just be protecting her. But she should have never have crawled into there. Her parents should be held responsible for this. This is why leashes were invented.
>>687548150
They're niggers, shoot both
>>687548101
feminist art project??
>>687547891
Uh.... I don't follow m8...
>>687547891
are you proud of yourself?
>>687548525
just a camwhore trying to be original
>>687548376
Lost hard
>>687548762
>chaturbate
oooooh that explains everything..
>>687548101
same gril
>>687549080
These are kind of funny but I'd imagine he got shot or at least arrested once if this was truly done with real random people.
>>687546711
I HAD A HORRIBLE DAY TODAY AND I USUALLY COME FROM WORK AND MAKE A YLYL THREAD AND THEN WHENEVER I SEE THIS BANANA I JUST WALK UP TO MY WIFE AND BEAT HER INFRONT OF THE CHILDREN, U AND THAT BANANA ARE THE REASON WHY MY LIFE IS IN SUCH A SHIT STATE, U TELL MY WIFE U ARE THE REASON FOR THE PAIN I BRING HER, YOU ARE THE REASON YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU AND THAT FUCKING BANANA GOD FUCKING FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>687544915
you post, you fail.
>>687549273
Probably pasta, but kek'd anyway
>>687549227
they're called the jalals, they are in Australia, my country and can confirm they were arrested but not charged with anything except good behaviour bond
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
>>687549204
Name?
>>687549553
Maybe is /r9k/ or /b/ was a person, but I'd imagine /fa/ humanized as some posh faggot wearing stan smiths and some rick owens shit, /lit/ being some wimp and /pol/ being a neckbeard who mumbled to himself a lot.
>>687550173
that's your fault for visiting gay boards
>>687547858
I see what you did there.
>>687549924
there's an url on the bottom of the webm
>>687550000
This pissed me off. Checked.
>>687549080
The part where the guy books it at mach 5 and then another one appears again down the street causing him to fall got me.
>>687549204
sauce?
>>687546711
I have never actually won a single one of these threads. Everytime I see that comically anthropomorphized banana holding his peel in a suggestive manner, likening the peel to clothes and his peel-less nature to human nudity, I bust up laughing. This happens every time, no matter where I am, be it the house or the bus or in class. Sometimes I laugh just thinking about it. This is a dark memory but a few months back I had just gotten done with a fit of laughter caused by one of these hilarious threads. Suddenly my mom walks in and she's crying. I attempted to suppress the growing urge to laugh but it was getting more difficult. Face red, tears running down her aging face, mom grabs my shoulders and says "Your father's dead."
It was at that moment that I couldn't hold back anymore. I burst into a banana-induced fit of laughter, but the horrible news drew tears to my eyes. I laughed while I cried, tears streaming down my wide open grin, memories of daddy resurfacing and being melded and combined with the naked banana.
I lost two things that night.
>>687550606
stop posting
>>687548101
I've never been this sexually confused in my life...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS-fK_jHsRw
>>687551528
Did you do this to a thread yesterday around this time? If so I was the person who banana'd it with you.
>>687551476
Don't let it bite u...
U'll get the dusease
>>687551476
Every person is beautiful
>>687544915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPKxVcm3Eus
>>687551599
not so fast
>>687551696
no but i saved the one guy's set lel
>>687551818
Why do their fucking parents take/post so many pictures of them online? It's a fucking embarrassment and they are setting themselves up for some real shit.
Probably attention I guess
i'll be back to ruin the next one...i'm having bananas for dinner tonight and that definitely can't wait.
>>687545545
came
>>687552017
They're cute, don't be so ableist anon!
>>687548762
She was on lsd
>>687547976
Who dis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1ic0vsQeXI
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q6QLTGy0lME
>>687552408
No one watcges utube
>>687552122
Can someone tell me the name of this birth defect???
>>687545545
Sauce?
>>687544915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPKxVcm3Eus
>>687552937
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q6QLTGy0lME .
>>687552674
no one watches you either fag
>>687553154
fuck off retard
