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>grils
guess you wouldnt know
YOU FOUND IT THANK YOU OP
Sause please?
>>687548416
It's a meme you dip
>>687548290
The ones half-wired like guys.
Sause?
>>687548290
MOAR! MOAR!
>>687548497
better explain yourself on the internet lmao you must be a virgin for life
>>687548290
>never had a bitch do this
git gud op you worthless limp dick faggot.
>>687548290
Yes, they do in fact usually orgasm whilst having an orgasm.
>>687548290
My girlfriend does it, I literally fuck her for 2 seconds and she cums exactly like that.
>>687548290
Yes. They buck and shake their legs a lot.
Be careful because one time a girl dug her fingernails into my back and my mom saw it later that night during bath time
I dont think grills actually do that, tho they re smoking hot
>>687548290
yes, grills do
i mean, if you do it right yeah
>>687548290
Yeah some do.
>>687548290
Yes. That's what I do.
>>687548802
>mom saw it later that night during bath time
Wut
>>687549084
shes lana rain shes a cam WHORE
>>687548416
Haha
His use of the word grills implies that he wouldn't have the chance to experence firsthand what the female orgasm looks like
Haha
>>687548749
Can I fuck your girlfriend?
>>687548802
>during bath time
You bathe with your mom still?
MODS MODS MODS
>>687549141
God bless You, anon.
OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK WE FOUND IT BOIS
>>687549149
Shoot forgot the pic of Cleveland Brown
The summer is strong tonight. "Haha, op said grill, what a loser."
Facepalm at all the newfags.
>>687548290
Something like that, yes.
>>687548994
Can I fuck you?
SC:jamesloli
>>687548416
Dude, why would he ask if he knew? It's obvious he's a virgin and isn't hiding that fact. Pointing out the obvious is redundant
>>687548749
Stop talking about me ;-;
>>687549371
only newfags say newfag newfag
>>687549454
Ha! Newfag !
>>687548290
Pretty close
>>687549121
Yes, my mom saw the scratch marks on my back and knew I had girl sex.
>>687549330
I'm not a minor
>>687548290
Wouldn't know I always finish first cause alpha life bitch
and no sauce was ever given
Why do you guys keep saying newsfag? I'm not watching CNN, I'm confused.
>>687548290
That's pretty hot, source?
Lana_rain on chaturbate
>>687549610
Ha! Newfag !
>>687549636
Again, wut?
>>687549769
turn on the newsfag its happening
>>687549636
>girl sex
THE BIGGEST KEK OF ALL TIME
>>687549610
Ha! Ha! NEWFAG!!
>>687549999
double dubs nicee
>>687548290
Is there any pictures or vids of her without that ridiculous wig on?
>>687549999
Oh shit the quads are real
>>687549902
I don't know how much clearer I can be.
When I cam home after having sex with my girlfriend, my mom saw the scratch marks on my back during our bath time. I can't reach that part of my body, so she knew I had girlsex
>>687550093
HAHAHAAHAH
>>687548835
Underrated post.
>>687549636
this boi knows whats up
>>687548835
oh shit that's hot
>>687549999
check'd
>>687548416
Found the summerfag
>>687550093
They are quads you newfag. Double dubs are these ----> 4930022
>>687549636
>girl sex
my sides in orbit they are
>>687550263
I take it your mom doesn't orgasm when you do her
>>687548731
Orgasms within orgasms
>>687550263
It's not that you're being unclear. Rather, it is that it's unusual for anyone old enough to have sex to bathe with their mother, and almost as unusual for said sex to be called "girlsex".
>>687550592
seems you rolled singles newfriend better luck next time
>>687550693
No one does.
>>687550263
That's what brushes are for though...
Also pics of your mom would be cool.
>>687550602
Well, how would you be able to tell the difference between girlsex and homosex then
>>687550693
That's disgusting. Just because our family bathes together doesn't mean I have sex with my mom
>>687550818
Better luck next time for you as well.
if you do it right, she will. use your tongue for best results.
Lol>>687548802
Uuuhhhh....... Mods...?
>>687549636
Beats tortoise sex, I guess.
>>687548290
What? Are they usually masterbating when they cum? Yes. That's the only way they can come.
>>687550263
As opposed to boysex, which wouldn't leave scratches on your back. No, wait, nvm.
>>687549636
As opposed to the usual boy sex
>>687550263
Why is your mom with you during bath time?
>>687550974
Obviously troll is obvious you retarded fuckwit
>>687548802
MOD-
wait
>>687550817
I understand. We just do our part to save water.
And for the girlsex explanation, see
>>687550960
>>687550974
Please die
>>687548290
Who is shit cosplaying as?
>>687549781
bump
>>687550384
No, not really
>>687551086
Or the unusual boysex
source plis OP
This fucking thread is cringe
>>687548994
Hi, im Mark and im a really nice guy
>>687550384
>(You)ing yourself
My GF clenches all up and starts to jerk around like an epileptic when she cums, its hard to keep the dick inside when she does it.
She gets really religious too, talking a lot about god and jesus.
>>687550960
What's it like when you're mom washes your balls?
>>687551297
Hi Mark.
HEY HEY, "GIRLSEX" AND "BOYSEX" ARE TRIGGERING TERMS.
PLEASE USE CORRECT GENDER IDENTIFYING NOUNS WHEN REFERRING TO THE SEX.
>>687549636
I feel like ur just a really good troll, but it's more likely that's not the case..
![22-02-2016.mp4_thumbs_[2016.06.02_21.56.30].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fGCQ1nG.jpg "22-02-2016.mp4 thumbs [2016.06.02 21.56.30]")
>>687550176
I have a bunch with other ridiculous wigs if you want
>>687551356
damn is that your girlfriend??
>>687550448
Faggot.
>>687551389
It's pretty much like every part of the body. The foreskin is sort of hard to do, so I have to do it myself.
One time I didn't clean it properly after girlsex and she found out that way.
>>687551463
do it fam
>>687551463
dump?
>>687551334
Its called samefagging, newfag
>>687550567
newfag calling out newfag
kek
>>687551628
Does your mom clean your ass with no hands?
I honestly don't know, I never looked. Almost every time I have had sex I generally was trying to think about somebody else so I just have my head buried in a pillow, or ideally, the women would not be facing me.
I don't even know what my wife looks like when she cums.
I'm not even sure how to care about something like that.
>>687550817
You're almost as retarded, for giving the kid a genuine explanation
>>687551175
Your mom
>>687551356
>She gets really religious too, talking a lot about god and jesus.
What do you mean? When you two are lying on bed snuggling after sex she talks about God? What kind of things?
>>687551833
Ew no, she uses a washcloth
What is wrong with you
>>687551463
pls
>>687551976
Have you checked her prostate yet?
>>687551127
It's called sarcasm
Fuckwit
>>687549636
fucking autists falling for his obvious bait, wp OP
>>687552098
my what
>>687548290
nope, they do it on cams like that for extra $$$ from virgins who believe women shut down like that during an orgasm
i had a girl do that and start crying lol
>>687552195
Her prostate, dads can't really do it. You just need a cylindrical inflating rod to reach the right spot but if it isn't of a certain density the spot will never get the correct amount of friction required to expose it to tumor checking
>>687551930
Mostly about expanding the caliphate
![MjAxNjAyMDMwMS9jaGF0dXJiYXRlX2xhbmFfcmFpbl9nZW5kZXJmZW1hbGVfYWdlMjBfMjAxNjAyMDMwMTA2MDI5Ng==.mp4_thumbs_[2016.06.02_22.04.30].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mFuRHds.jpg "MjAxNjAyMDMwMS9jaGF0dXJiYXRlX2xhbmFfcmFpbl9nZW5kZXJmZW1hbGVfYWdlMjBfMjAxNjAyMDMwMTA2MDI5Ng==.mp4 thumbs [2016.06.02 22.04.30]")
>>687552543
what the fuck
It's all a big hoax.
It's kinda like how people try to trick you into thinking girls actually poop.
No orgasms. No poop. Get the fuck outta face with that bullcrap.
>>687551894
[if you take everyone on the internet seriously it is almost twice as fun]
>>687552529
I've had girls do this too, I think it was just out of fear tho
>>687551086
I... I want to be cucked by a trap
>>687552667
Yeah, it's a tough conversation to have with moms but it's necessary. You can only check it at night, because the sphincter muscle protecting the prostate only loosens in REM sleep.
>>687551273
Gee whiz
>>687552965
ok
what the fuck is a prostate
>>687548471
cam girl. shes on chaturbate name is lanarain
>>687548290
yes nigger. When they really do. yes
>>687552892
My girlfriend tenses up and buries her face in a pillow and I think it's really funny, which apparently embarrasses the hell out of her.
>>687552653
let us have videosss
>>687553058
It's a hormonal gland about 15-20 cm inside the colon. Very delicate, so only softly textured items can safely make contact with it.
>>687553288
what does this have to do with my mom?
>>687553349
She can't check it, she needs you to do it. She's just been looking for a way to talk to you about this embarassing topic during bath time where you are properly equipped for the task.
>>687548497
LOL GAIS HE DIDNT KNOW ABOUT OUR SECRET MEMES XD!!
>>687551754
>famous and popular on the chan
when my gf comes from being fucked she tenses up and shakes like normal
when she comes from oral she grabs my head between her thighs and thrashes around like a saltwater crocodile trying to bring down a wildebeest
