Would you eat this /b/
>>687538215
tacos?
>>687538366
Yeah I made them for a fat guy whose all alone on his bday today
>>687538732
did they give you overtime for working on a fat guy's birthday?
Slow decent into madness thread? Ill start
> be me, 16y/o alpha, 180lbs 6'3" of pure muscle
>star lineman on football team
>9/10 gf, love of my life
>no worries
>for years been into anal stimulation
>nothing insane just fingers and small phallus-like objects
>my one weird trait is that i have the most girly ass of all time (pic VERY related)
> age 16 discover futa porn
>fap to that shit like crazy
>"god chics with dicks are hot"
>killme.jpg
>start using larger objects and fucking myself every night
>god it feels so good
>imagine being fucked by futa women and being dominated by them
(Impossible scince id crush most women)
>age 17 figure out boy butts are hot
>fuckmeintheass femboys are adorable
>i start fapping but refuse to be called gay (sill like that pussy tho)
>finally admit im bi
>have best friend
> he is the cutest femmie looking guy ive ever seen but hes always acted straight
> one day i admit to him in a drunken stupor that im bi
>hes estatic and says hes had a crush on me scince freshman year
>start date/fucking on the downlow hes like a chick but infinitely more fun to be around cuz guy shit
Every day i stray further from gods light. Im 18 now so yall know i got a shit ton more story than this and the cringe gets real. Cont? (Yes the pic is me)
jesus christ please be copy pasta
>>687537214
Nigga you living the life
Did daddy rape you as a kid you blithering homo?
>mom marries faggot beta right after divorcing my dad
>3 months into the marriage i find another girls shit in his car wile borrowing it
>tell my mom about it
>she asked about it and he lies his way out saying it was a friend
>my mom being the tard she is believes it
>after this he tells me to "mind my own business" and to not go in his car again or else
>find more shit his his car after, purse and even fucking panties this time
>mom flips and he lies and says that i'm out to get him
>tell him to fuck off and don't go near him for a week
>week later my mom finds her yoga pants and panties next to lotion in my room
>wtf
>mom flips her shit and sells most of my shit for "being a creep" and constantly says "I didn't raise you to be like this"
>my mom was always out, I raised my self so I call bullshit
>after my second monitor, ps4, and my book collection are sold and my mom makes a quick buck she calms down
>step-dad says to me "I told you if you ever went in my car again I would fuck you up" while my mom is gone
>I flip my shit and almost beat the shit out of him bc this beta fuck is almost 3 inches shorter than me and 30 pounds less heaver than me
/b/ what do I do to get back at this piece of shit and how will I last 1 and 1/2 more years with this shit family before I can get out?
>>687534793
Just fight club his ass. Beat yourself up a little then fuck his world up. Say it was self defense. Act like you are afraid of him when questioned by the cops and you'll win.
>>687534793
Get an audio recording of yourself screaming random bullshit like "what are you doing? please stop, anon's betadad2.0"
>>687535389
>>687535570
I can't do that though. I'm really bad at fighting and legitimately scared of him.
feminist hate thread? need more cringe after i read this, dump what you've got
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/jun/01/why-we-should-close-womens-prisons-and-treat-their-crimes-more-fairly
>>687527840
>-treat-their-crimes-more-fairly
i agree with that part. 90% of tv i watch is crime shows. And the women always get their death penalties commuted or their life sentences shortened. Such bullshit
>>687528069
The only reason a woman would kill someone is if they wronged her. So it's self defense
>>687528200
u wot m8?
Faces of /b/ rate and get rated
I am indeed 18
>>687534519
Dude wash your fucking hair otherwise nice face
>>687534781
Pretty sure he just got out of the shower you fucking retard
Classic paintings thread
What about paintings inspired by classical works?
>>687535641
Works for me
Mfw none of you cutfags will ever know what it's like to have a foreskin
This discussion again...yawn
and you will never have the feeling of women NOT being grossed-out by your ant eater looking cock kek
>>687525052
jealous cutfag
Ask a p-psychologist anything!
I'm h-here for you Anonymous! Go easy on m-me tonight, I'm a b-bit anxious due to medication!
>>687534162
shut up fag
>>687534279
*hugs tightly* T-that's the Anonymous I know!
>>687534162
wat meds are u on and why?
I hate to admit it but this fag is a better alternative to Hilary.
Well yeah. I hate Trump and would still prefer him over Hillary.
>>687532915
I feel like relations with Russia will be better if he's elected, they're both business men
>>687532915
What's everyone's problem with Hill-dog?
porn webm bread
Feed your thread fggt
>>687527335
>watching porn with dicks
Gay/bi/sissy thread continued from last night
Post pics from other threads or OC if you like
Send requests, posts ending in 6 win
>>687529032
I wish these were tighter on me
I have a different pair of underwear i can try on if anyone wants me to
>>687529032
Cute belly
s/fur? Bah! s/cale.
S U E I S F I N E
>>687535845
I just feed off of others.
>>687536063
chris kyle's protege or something idk I don't play dumb video games
>>687535845
yeah they're kinda shit at punishing but they're really good for training your approaches since they can shine out of shield anything if you don't execute properly
What kind of girlfriend do you want
>>687531575
sauce please
>>687531575
The cute one that's always horny.
12 year old Hermione with a penis
drawthread
Posting in an avatarfag thread
/r/ loli butts
fuk off boi
>>687536050