>be me
>be born
>mom and dad are not close
>hate each other infact
>mom takes me away from dad without a court order or custody hearing
>mom is a fucking awful person
>steals, beats up people, and is overly aggressive
>hit me several times as a baby
>let me get sunburnt on the beach every other day
>moles all over my body (not too bad)
>have a half-sister
>I was about 1, she took my hand and placed it on the stove
>burnthand.gif
>dad visits whenever he can
>dad is nice
>mom is mean to dad, tries to pick fights blah blah blah
>dad and mom finally have a custody case
>dad wins
>life is good now
>school is fun, i am smart so i am ahead
>social life is not so fun though
>spent all of my time inside on the computer playing games
>never went outside when i didn’t have to
>no childhood friends
>fun inside on my computer
>continue in life
>4th grade
>shit gets bad
>>674691681
>i am quiet, but have energy, not really weird
>don’t have a crush on anyone
>get bullied, hard
>like, really hard
>people would avoid me
>people would call me names
>”faggot”, “no one will ever like you”, “you’ll die alone”, “kill yourself”, etc.
>people would push me around, and book me
>this goes on for 3 years
>7th grade comes around, people finally stop
>clean myself up
>lookgood.jpg
>get interested in stuff, photography, space, computers (more so)
>girl likes me
>about a 6/10, kind of a qt, we’ll call her Lauren
>eh, i might as well
>date some more
>really nice girl
>we always met up at 6:30am at the local ravine and jumped in the water to watch the sunrise every saturday
>idea
>take pictures of some of the meetups, and fun moments
>discover the 4chinz
>this is cool
>date
>discover gore threads
>>674691864
>desensitize myself to death, feels, and gore
>iamcalm.vbs
>never really react to much after that, basically the gore and feels made me permanently calm
>still dating Lauren
>meet up still
>one meetup, she says to meet at a hospital room
>”alright”, no idea why, but i trust her
>6:30 comes up
>walk in
>see Lauren on bed
>wtf is this?
>she tells me to sit
>she says that she has had a brain tumor ever since childhood
>i am still calm
>in my mind, “oshit is she-”
>doctor walks in
>she falls asleep
>doc says it got aggressive recently, and she has not much time left
>doc says i can spend time with her
>thanks doc
>sit by her bed side for a couple hours, about to fall asleep myself when i am waked by
>>674691945
>heart monitor going crazy
>critical
>i can hear the PA telling doctors to rush to her room after i hit the button
>grab her hand
>she wakes, eye twitching, and smiles at me
>thisisit.png
>she asks to see photos of our meetups
>whip out phone and open it
>she smiles, and is crying as i flick through the many picture i took
>continue scrolling through
>finally at last one, “This is my favorite.” i say
>a picture of her on top of a rock silhouetted by the sunrise
>don’t hear the beeping screeches
>look down
>she is dead
>doctor try to revive her, every method
>doesn’t work
>i am as calm as ever
>whatthefuckiswrongwithme.bat
>my emotions never really change
>freshman year rolls around
>get more social than ever, start doing clubs
>pick up cross country
>run my ass off, get some “friends”
>they aren’t really friends, they distance themselves from me and never really talk to me
>sitting in AP physics at a sophomore
>basic grind
>girl sits behind me
Can we all agree that if your cock was only average (5.5 inches) that you couldn't even get a woman off even if you wanted to. When a woman is aroused, her vagina lengthens up to 7.5 inches long. If you can't hit that sweet sweet fornix (right behind the cervix), then your girl has every right to leave you for Tyrone who can properly pleasure her.
Trust me when I say that you disappointed a lot of women when they saw your cock that's not even 8 inches in length.
>>674690671
sex isnt about getting women off though
>>674690671
too long your story needs editing
>>674690671
trust a stale pasta cuck
no thanks
I want to kill myself
no one will care
my life was ruined
i hate alll of you
my blood is on your hands
>>674691243
Is that a picture of you?..
If so then I don't know you want to end it. Kinda cute
Cool beans
>>674691243
do it please, no one will care.
What's the most brutal fucking you've ever seen in porn? Like no snuff or beating or anything, just the hardest goddamn pounding?
The one where I did your mom
>>674695812
Savage
That nigger gang bang your mom was in
what does /b/ think about asian girls? why do you think they are better than white girls?
Average vaginal depth and tightness directly correlates to average penis size of a race. Since all these fags have tiny cocks, they want tiny holes, and asian's can provide. They just convince themselves they like other aspects when the reality is they just don't want to feel small.
>>674687172
kawaii desu
>wank everyday, 22
>as soon as i get home go on 4chan, porn
>like MILFs
>kind mom gives me food everyday
>treat her with respect
>home is great, amazing atmosphere
>every one of my mom's friends are hot
>day by day fantasize about her friends
>interrogated by mom one day
>never said "yes" to her questions
>our relationship doesn't feel the same
>see her naked in the bathroom 1 day
>awesome
>urinate one day while she's showering
>react to her saying "wtf?!?!?!?!?!"
This is a long story but I have a lot more ready to copy and paste, shall I continue?
>>674692993
ehh
>hhaha i will poop in u poop so hard on ur face
>when ur asleap ahaahahaaha
>.... m strong hard adn green poops will >demolish u they will land upon u in ur sleap >hahaha u cant do anything to stop it
>"
>AHJAHA A HAHAAAAHAAHA
>HAHAHAAHHAHAA i will poop all over u and >poop on ur face
>making big poops on ur entire face >hhahaahhah
>they land in ur mouth and u dont know coz ur asleep
>jaaahhahahahaahahha my big strong >indestructibebl poops demolish u and crush u >hahah theyre heavy asnd strong and green and hard
>ahhaahahaha my poops kill u
>my poops kill u u stupid bictch u stupid kunt i >fuk u i fuk u i fuk u with my big fat and green strong
>INDESTRUCTIEBL
>POOPS
>EVER!!!!!!!!! HAHHA
>MF
>JIZZ ON U S O HARD WITH MUY POOP >INFESTED ITS GREEN ISAWLLALLOWED >THE CUM AN ITS IN MY GREAN POOP
>HAHAHAHAHHA
>INDESTRCTBLE poops r
>>>>>>>>>>>grean>>>>>
>>GREANS
> GREANS
>GREANS
<GREAN TAXT IS AWZUM I LUV POOPIN ON U
OP pls cont
Ask a Mormon any question. I will do my best to answer them. (LDS not FLDS)
>>674690484
OP here. Come on boys ask away.
>>674690484
Tell me about your special underpants.
>>674691457
They are for temple ceremonies. Just special occasions. Kinda like the outfits the pope wears, or a suit.
Who's awake in OHIO. 513 here
Cincinnati reporting
Moving to 213 in a few weeks
>>674693948
Bearcats fan?
Post in this thread or this will happen to you!
>>674694912
Wut
no thanks
Hitler on Anne Frank hentai. Go.
Guarantee you that it doesn't exist
And if it does, it's probably very crudely drawn and shitty
Closest thing
>>674687882
>>674687902
Hmp. I'll be damned.
Ask Jesus continued
Are you still there Jesus?
Should I put my faith into a shotgun shell ?
>>674690200
Should I kill myself
Lies Trump has told or reiterated in the past month alone:
-Overstated the trade deficit with China by $130 billion.
-Overstated the trade deficit with Japan by $31 billion dollars.
-Said unemployment was probably 28 or 29 percent. Maybe as high as 42 percent. The BLS's U6 measure of unemployment (which includes discouraged workers as well as those employed in part time work for economic reasons) is about 10%. Even if we assume that labor participation should be at historic highs (i.e. more people should be working or looking for work), the number doesn't even get to 20%.
-Said health care costs were going up by 35-55 percent. Premium costs haven't averaged more than 13% in the past 20 or so years.
-Inflated the death toll due a specific ISIS event by a factor of 10.
-Reiterated that immigrants are contributing to a crime wave. Crime is at historic lows in the United States.
Tell me your dumbass reasons for supporting this fear-mongerer who is exploring your insecurities to seize power.
nigger
>>674687074
I'm sorry for whatever happened to you to make you this way.
If the choice is between Hillary and Trump, I'd prefer Trump, because of the leaked emails.
If the choice is between all the candidates, Bernie all the way.
It's late at night..why are you still up? :(
>>674695134
Its 7 am
>>674695202
It's midnight here
>>674695202
Britbong?
Porn webm
Post your best
>>674682928
ayy lmao
Is this the greatest achievement of humankind?
>>674683159
The internets.
>>674683159
yep
/4chan
>>674683159
Yes it is a pizza is something everyone can eat
