so.. who wants a lap dance from Lizzy?
I'll volunteer baby
>>674695194
oh if i must
It's that time of the year again, /b/
Let's see how autistic you are
>>674688674
Test is impossible.
Your pathetic trolling attempt is the most autistic thing in this thread.
ITT: We talk like new fags <:)
what are dubs?
>>674695314
Hey nice π!
>>674695447
Nice dubs!
asians amateurs?
>asian amateurs
Bumping this hard
Teen kik thread
>>674683951
Add cressy1269
Add easyandproud
Add blablbla69 pls
crowd-pleaser
man teaser
please tell me
What console (current or retro) best games
that all games are for all ages and all audiences?
because I'm sick of today's best video games are violent games
I'm a gamer who just enjoy the games for all
rated E for Everyone by the ESRB
just buy a Nintendo faggot
the PS2 had games for everyone. also not all games today are violent
wtf is this English
Traps / shemale / cross-dressing general
Almost 100,000 images (post more!):
http://rb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=shemale
webm's pls
It's my birthday /b/ and all I want is teens please
>>>/s/
Happy birthday.
Feet thread
>>674693573
Keep it coming /b/ros
OC. Got one more of tops
I just saw fight club for the first time today
cool are you gonna be an edgy fag and want to discuss how gay that fucking movie is or what?
Better late than never. ¿What do you think about the movie? Pretty good, right?
No, I just wanted to say that Mr. Robot indeed has some similarities with the movie
GOD DAMN I REALLY, REALLY WANT TO FUCK THAT BUNNY!
>>674690091
I want to fuck this shark
Get in line OP.
Feels thread continued. Welcome anons. Listen to music, have a drink, open yourselves up.
Let this man herald the new thread.
>>674690483
I'm waiting on that anon to post his story.
>be me
>be born
>mom and dad are not close
>hate each other infact
>mom takes me away from dad without a court order or custody hearing
>mom is a fucking awful person
>steals, beats up people, and is overly aggressive
>hit me several times as a baby
>let me get sunburnt on the beach every other day
>moles all over my body (not too bad)
>have a half-sister
>I was about 1, she took my hand and placed it on the stove
>burnthand.gif
>dad visits whenever he can
>dad is nice
>mom is mean to dad, tries to pick fights blah blah blah
>dad and mom finally have a custody case
>dad wins
>life is good now
>school is fun, i am smart so i am ahead
>social life is not so fun though
>spent all of my time inside on the computer playing games
>never went outside when i didn’t have to
>no childhood friends
>fun inside on my computer
>continue in life
>4th grade
>shit gets bad
>>674691681
>i am quiet, but have energy, not really weird
>don’t have a crush on anyone
>get bullied, hard
>like, really hard
>people would avoid me
>people would call me names
>”faggot”, “no one will ever like you”, “you’ll die alone”, “kill yourself”, etc.
>people would push me around, and book me
>this goes on for 3 years
>7th grade comes around, people finally stop
>clean myself up
>lookgood.jpg
>get interested in stuff, photography, space, computers (more so)
>girl likes me
>about a 6/10, kind of a qt, we’ll call her Lauren
>eh, i might as well
>date some more
>really nice girl
>we always met up at 6:30am at the local ravine and jumped in the water to watch the sunrise every saturday
>idea
>take pictures of some of the meetups, and fun moments
>discover the 4chinz
>this is cool
>date
>discover gore threads
>>674691864
>desensitize myself to death, feels, and gore
>iamcalm.vbs
>never really react to much after that, basically the gore and feels made me permanently calm
>still dating Lauren
>meet up still
>one meetup, she says to meet at a hospital room
>”alright”, no idea why, but i trust her
>6:30 comes up
>walk in
>see Lauren on bed
>wtf is this?
>she tells me to sit
>she says that she has had a brain tumor ever since childhood
>i am still calm
>in my mind, “oshit is she-”
>doctor walks in
>she falls asleep
>doc says it got aggressive recently, and she has not much time left
>doc says i can spend time with her
>thanks doc
>sit by her bed side for a couple hours, about to fall asleep myself when i am waked by
>>674691945
>heart monitor going crazy
>critical
>i can hear the PA telling doctors to rush to her room after i hit the button
>grab her hand
>she wakes, eye twitching, and smiles at me
>thisisit.png
>she asks to see photos of our meetups
>whip out phone and open it
>she smiles, and is crying as i flick through the many picture i took
>continue scrolling through
>finally at last one, “This is my favorite.” i say
>a picture of her on top of a rock silhouetted by the sunrise
>don’t hear the beeping screeches
>look down
>she is dead
>doctor try to revive her, every method
>doesn’t work
>i am as calm as ever
>whatthefuckiswrongwithme.bat
>my emotions never really change
>freshman year rolls around
>get more social than ever, start doing clubs
>pick up cross country
>run my ass off, get some “friends”
>they aren’t really friends, they distance themselves from me and never really talk to me
>sitting in AP physics at a sophomore
>basic grind
>girl sits behind me
Can we all agree that if your cock was only average (5.5 inches) that you couldn't even get a woman off even if you wanted to. When a woman is aroused, her vagina lengthens up to 7.5 inches long. If you can't hit that sweet sweet fornix (right behind the cervix), then your girl has every right to leave you for Tyrone who can properly pleasure her.
Trust me when I say that you disappointed a lot of women when they saw your cock that's not even 8 inches in length.
>>674690671
sex isnt about getting women off though
>>674690671
too long your story needs editing
>>674690671
trust a stale pasta cuck
no thanks
