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>>674687307
hey katia
HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!1111~~~~~~~
butt-toucher
>>674687666
doesn't rhyme but has satan trips so ok
>>674687666
touvh my butt
mfw this thread
>>674687784
If you touch butts you're a sinner.
>>674687863
Butt ill sin!
>>674688128
says who?
>>674688139
wait... it's a pussy, but...
not sure if want
>>674688334
oh shit. i dont want to make you sin :C
Taint-teaser.
>>674686965
I do a lot of numerical analysis and coding in my work, so I understand high-level programming. Any low-level stuff is outside my scope.
>>674688371
oh you do want. who wouslnt want!!!? want itQ@!
>>674687177
me irl
>>674687378
the fuck is this from?
katten sit on my face
>>674688834
only if you give me chocolate bars!
>>674688832
Japan.
>>674689010
i get that, but is there a name for the full vid?
Kitty, you have failed me.
nippon best pon
I have cadbury chocolate.
>>674689072
Boku no Pico.
>>674689107
i fail a lot of people.
i am the kitten of failure
>>674689301
thats a lie you filthy whore.
>>674689286
thats peasants candy!!!!!!!
give me the expensoive high class shit
Norman's love confections
>>674689426
tahts sounds gross!
give me soe taht has like spicy and cherry dark chocolate!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJkxFhFRFDA
>>674689362
All of that is true.
>>674689611
fair nuff
my balls ache
>>674689705
why
WHERE IS SNARF?@@??!??
>>674689778
too much fapping today
The world may never know.
>>674690088
oh no!!!!!!!!!!! why!?!!??
i am presenting the horns
>>674689426
Oh damn.
>>674688472
Be a good boy, wem.
>>674688498
I understood that there are numbers and programming.
Sounds stressing.
Goat-Canine hyrbids are horndogs.
>>674690581
i am good kitten~
best kitten!
>>674690487
c-can i pull on them
>>674690535
fuck i wish that was so me! I cant help but want a wolf knot in me...
>>674689543
Its some damn expensive chocolate.
>>674689705
Fix it.
>>674689426
>>674689543
wem is a high class girl.
>>674690535
more human/anthro
>>674690487
So pretty, I will give them a scrubbin.
>>674691056
th-thanks you too
>>674690535
Yus. It's so good.
>>674689543
It's anything but gross.
>>674691248
I do not have my faces folder either right now.
ugh
>>674691193
yes, moar!
>>674691310
on your other hard drive, i bet.
>>674691381
wrong, in my other pants.
>>674690860
just because its expenive doesnt mean its good!
>>674690881
i demands only rthe best candy!~
>>674691103
i demand only the finsest!!! theres a chocolate at thise store in my towns and id the name but you need to get me that one!
>>674691463
How tall is el capitan?
>>674691947
how tall in cubits though
>>674691100
Those are some pretty and flat boobies.
>>674691418
Well if your diet consists of only candy I could expect wem to have refined tastes.
>>674692231
exactly! i have pnly the most refined of pallets !
>>674692378
Do you do candy tasting like some fellows do wine tasting
>>674692664
I do. except i eat the candy and dont spit it put like the wine tasters fo
>>674692766
Your body is going to convert into candy.
>>674692766
why ur letters all weird
>>674692978
Im so dieabetic that I created a new class of it
>>674693002
beacuse fuck you thats why !!!!!!!!
Dessert wines are my anti-drug.
>>674693134
i suppose u got me there
>>674693134
I didnt know you were a teacher. Id your course about the history and anatomy of candies?
>>674693340
I have a taste for moscatos
>>674693565
exactly!!! how are you doig today?
>>674693612
I am the best teacher on it! you should attend my classes it will only cost you like 10000000$
>>674693612
Too sweet for the low alcohol content. Less than 25% abv, I like bitter. Sweet is fine for higher than that.
>>674692231
you really think so? that means so much to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGeNDnYcQOA
I can always gauge how drunk I am by how good this song is.
>>674693803
i've been struggling with the concept of truth and perspectivism and trying to apply such to current events
how r u
>>674694679
hows that going for you?
I'm tired and fucked.
>>674694956
I'm proud of myself for encountering the concepts before I actually found out about Nietzsche. Most of his work could describe my entire conscious life, eg he famously said, "Idleness is the parent of psychology."
>>674695375
I'm proud of you too~
>>674693803
Thats a lot of dollary-doos. Could I forward it in candy instead?
>>674693904
What do you like?
>>674694127
Would touch.
>>674695481
I'm not. I'm an irresponsible piece of shit that can't do anything but think about thinking, and when I try to practically apply it nothing happens
Pineapple-Vodka 1:2, add grenadine.
>>674689426
>Norman's love confections
NO... if we buy gourmet... we buy Ghyslain
>I went to their original farmhouse in Indiana... the stuff is to die for.
>>674695870
Thats not wine!
>>674695693
payment in candy is better than cash yes. if its all in chocolate than you get a doscount!
>>674695791
well at leat you have my pride
dont feel so bad
>>674690950
cody?
>>674691583
It's too bad that was photographed on a piece of shit
>there is no future for that photo without seriously advanced scaling
sweet dreams~
>>674696136
I will get spicy dark chocolate.
>>674696136
dont tell me what to do
if anything, tell me your thoughts on homosexuality and/or its relations to christianity. or anything else you might have interesting thoughts on
>>674696113
Ah, didn't know you meant wine specifically. Moscato for a date, Brut for a fuck, merlot for a lonely night.
>>674696407
That's lewd.
>>674696407
too bad that condom can't
>>674696407
Night, sllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllut.
>>674696551
you get ultra discount! plus bonus points in class!
>>674696570
well growing up in a christian family with an ultra christian father I have felt lots of guilt and shame for being homosexual and have dealt with this with lots of self mutlilation
Kitty, rock me to sleep. I need to get up tomorrow and help paint a house.
>>674697007
no you rock me! I'm dying and need rest. can we roock at the same time? is that possible?!?!
>>674696588
I have never had Brut. Then again, I have never had a fuck.
Also pineapple-vodka with grenadine sounds good. It sounds like a gay guy drink.
>>674696858
Oh yes.
Only if you can smell it.
>>674697258
In fact idf you bring me spicy chocolate everyday you auto matically passss!
>>674696858
im an avid believer that what your parents did that you hated, you do whatever's necessary to not do that to your own kids, and blueberry spongecake is fantastic
>>674697258
Brut is more or less a champagne chardonnay.
Maybe at a lower concentration (30% abv is no joke). I think I'm about the only person I've met who orders it.
>>674697455
what is a spongecake!?
im not fan of blueberry
i have had brut champagne, it was unexpectedly sweet
>>674697681
it's like an edible sponge with a taste of blueberry, i love all fruits
>>674698024
can you clean with this cake like if you would with a regular spnge?
>>674698066
oh hi
>>674697681
How do you not know what a spongecake is?
>>674698178
Oh sorry wrong thread
Hi though
Anyone got something similar to this:
http://imgur.com/a/LtssH
>>674697751
Weird. What brand was it? Traditionally, a brut is dry to extra-dry.
>>674698217
wait so its a pound cake?
>>674698279
hi dude~
>>674698066
Joshy?
>>674698178
i suppose you could, but modern sponges are specifically designed to be especially absorbent. interesting tidbit: before erasers were invented, bread and crumbs were used instead
>>674698217
maybe some people just want to extend a conversation
Before crumbs were invented, bread and circus was used instead.
>>674697402
The mexican stores sell that chocolate for cheap around my town. I will buy boxes and boxes.
>>674697616
It might be a niche drink not a lot of people know or remember to get.
>>674698322
I hope not.
>>674698458
I hope not.
>>674698447
i don't recall the brand, but i do not remember that it was a mimosa, which explains that
>>674698452
Much lighter. Think Angel's Food, but not as dry.
>>674698629
Not Joshy... fuck
>>674698609
are you trying to tell me we shan't live in harmonius peace?
>>674698495
what a damn waste of bread to be used as an eraser!
but thanks for that neat tidbit!
>>674698615
youre going to ace my class with flying colours!!!!!!
>>674698714
thats what i thought but the wikipedia said its pound cake!
>>674698495
Nah, knowing kitty, he probably hasn't had it before. That happens a lot.
>>674698615
Tequila Sunrise is a fairly common drink, which is a orange-pineapple juice mix and the same ingredients. Typically mixed a shot per 12 fl oz, rather than a shot to 3.5 fl oz, though.
>>674698665
Mimosa's are diluted heavily with orange juice, which is sweet.
>>674698858
I've never seen it referred to as a pound cake. Pound cakes are usually denser.
>>674698858
>>674698934
the consistent exclamations are good character-building techniques, noted and archived
>>674699293
wikipedia lied to me! why would it lie to me? ;~;
i like pound cake only when there is strawberry involved
>>674699387
yes!
>>674699532
Wikipedia didn't lie to you, I just looked and the article for sponge cake says cakes made with the foam method, and pound cakes are ones made with the butter method.
>>674699532
Okay, found why its saying that. The British version of pound cake uses leavening, which changes it to being light and spongy.
>>674699182
yes, i know.
>>674699532
>>674699703
i wish somebody'd pound their butter foam in my sponge if u catch my toodle
>>674699703
no i think it lied to me
>>674699730
well i want spngecake and you should make me some
>>674699949
oh mt. lewd
>>674699182
One im pretty fond of is Moscow Mule.
>>674699949
Your sponge would just be all greasy with butter, what's the point of that?
>>674699532
Also, sponge cakes are more a category than a specific cake. There's stuff like chiffon, which uses whipped egg whites to leaven and create the texture.
>>674700156
make me a cake pls ;~;
>>674699802
Still delicious as fuck.
I'm still fairly perplexed that a good number of restaurants have bottomless mimosas, but NONE bottomless orange juice.
>>674700083
It's a good choice. I'm not a big fan of ginger.
Bake me a cake as fast as you can.
>>674700319
i've never asked for a mimosa at a restaurant
>>674700092
you're forgetting the pounding segment
in any case, i just watched a video explaining Operation Acoustic Kitty, in which a microphone and radio antenna were implanted in a cat and she was let loose in a park in russia where some people were talking but it wandered into the street and was hit by a taxi
>>674700489
They're generally overpriced, like most things at brunch. Much better to make yourself. So you can add more brut.
>>674700319
I really dont have many drinks so I still have to try other stuff.
>>674700274
Its not your birthday.
>>674700845
so like, what do you do when you aren't drinking alcohol or having extramarital sex
i need some perspective so i don't view you as this drunkark hedonistic cockslave
>>674701094
fffffffffffffffffffffu
>>674701381
Only Kaybe gets free cakes for non-special occasions.
>>674701606
that not fair!!!!!!!!!!
>>674701021
I'll make you a nice drink and we can stereotype together.
>>674701143
I'm a research scientist in quantum theory at UC Berkeley. I think work, alcohol, and sex constitute a good portion of my waking life.
>>674701702
i suppose it takes all kinds
>>674701661
Rape him for them.
>>674701779
Do you take all kinds?
For the record, I may be a drunkark hedonistic cockslave, just with other interests.
>>674701950
that queerstion is too open-ended to be answered correctally.
>>674687177
Sweating like a beaver
Get your rat out
>>674702059
i mean, i already knew that, you talk about your group sex parties with such enthusiasm
>>674702068
Could you, would you, with a knot?
>>674702323
Half the people I've been in an orgy with don't even have a cock.
I'm more into threesomes than orgies, anyways. Or being tied up with a thick knot up the ass and watching other people fuck.
Needs more Kaybe.
>>674702629
i would, i could, and quite a lot
i mean, i'm picturing the situation, and it seems hot, but at the same time i am completely flaccid and don't really understand.
I feel the opposite way.
>>674701702
Did you make roy a nice gay drink?
Suicide would solve that for you.
>>674702873
It's an experiential turn on. Have to be in the moment to get the hard-on.
>>674703116
He doesn't.
We're getting there.
Preserve your body so I can have sex with it after you kill yourself.
>>674703424
Hey, it'll be nice and warm if I do it tonight
>>674703223
i just don't think i'd be into watching my husband fuck someone else. i think that'd really hurt me.
and regular voyeurism would be a little strange, but like group sex between two couples seems kind of cool.
i am too traditional and insecure and in need of exclusivity to ever do these things though.
>>674703573
Dude... Same... Too bad I'm a calloused asshole that believes love is for stupid people
Are you okay with peeling it off the pavement?
>>674703728
What? My brains?
>>674703701
love is an odd concept, which makes heartbreak an even odder one.
>>674703573
A little hurt is fine if you're a masochist.
I've never had an enjoyable experience with a foursome between 2 couples. But this may be because the only foursomes I've had involved couples literally about to break up and it got awkward afterwards.
It's not for everyone. Find what works for you and do it.
No, use pills instead.
>>674703847
Keep your brains out of this.
What, like, car accident pills?
>>674703847
Become the cock-slut.
>>674703889
Listening to John Mayer doesn't help. I just got hurt tonight, but whatever. Its not the first, but damned if I wont make it the last...
>>674703264
Ah, You will have to do so for me instead one day then.
>>674704042
I mean, if I shoot them out....
>>674704042
>inb4 stuck-up cunt
I don't think I could do that, I'm just not the type of person to sleep about
>>674703898
i think if he had been my first relationship i wouldn't take as much issue with it, but i have these pseudo-abandonment problems because of how i've been broken up with.
>>674704067
so it goes.
>>674704256
Yeah well... If I can take it, I can make it
>>674704184
I can do a lot of things for you one day.
>>674704256
We can break your foursome cherry.
>>674704330
you don't need anyone else.
>>674704497
think i'd rather remain a virgin.
>>674704200
Let Kaybe break you, then you'll be fine.
>>674704574
Isn't it too late for that?
>>674704574
I don't, hence why I'm enlisting and working until I die
>>674704606
Kaybe?
Lunch break?
i will gladly accept kaybe's lunch break
>>674704670
a foursome virgin, gosh.
>>674704682
hey, put your strong gay body to good use for someone else
>>674704769
I didn't realize there was other kinds of sex.
>>674704769
again, I couldn't do that, I'm one: Not attractive enough and
Two: I just can't fuck and not get attached.
>>674704682
The local S&M lesbian mistress.
>>674704497
Like sing yodels upon the hills in Autumn twilight?
>>674704979
never heard of her... It... Ermm.... Yeah....
>>674704916
Post lewds and let us be the judge of that.
If im a foursome virgin and also a normal virgin. Does that make me 5 times the virginity?
>>674705186
Fuck it, I turned 18 not too long ago. But I'm hairy AF below the neck... so yeah
>>674704898
yes you did, you are a sex enthusiast.
>>674704916
i meant as a manual laborer, not a sex servant or whatever
My butt hurts
>>674687378
Source right now faggot
>>674705251
you are ∞ virgin
>>674705360
Well... I'm a retard... Yeh, I kinda plan on that. Enlisting in the United States Coast Guard so theres that.
>>674705476
they will Man You Up and Butch You Down and Beat The Gay Out Of You and everything will be just fine
>>674705304
You look like a gay Colin Hanks. Someone will stick their dick in you.
>>674705441
Does that mean im going to be virgin forever?
>>674705537
I'm excited, I think I'm slated to be a rotary mechanic.
Bed time.
>>674705003
Those don't involve my knees.
>>674705360
It was a title thrust upon me.
>>674705304
Sad eyes, turn the other way.
>>674705652
You are the infinity virgin
>>674705385
Try pooping.
>>674705625
Colin Whom?
>>674705652
We can be virgins together
>>674705736
What do you mean..?
>>674705652
no, you are just ∞ virgin until someone gently bends you over and loves you tender, then you are ∞ virgin - 1
>>674705661
that sounds fulfilling
>>674705708
thrust upon, thrust inside, there is no difference for you
good night
>>674705788
Tom Hanks' son.
>>674705802
Ideally I'd do that for 4 years, get out, go to college, re-enlist and apply for commission and become a rescue pilot.
>>674705786
I can't walk because my butt hurts
>>674705959
cool. my dad was a rescue pilot.
>>674705960
Should've used more lube.
>>674705957
see, this is what happens when you're drunk... I'm sorry
>>674706011
Did he fly for the USCG, Med-star or..?
>>674705788
I don't want to see you cry.
>>674705708
I see, I guess that means you would like a knee rub or perhaps a knee-grow?
>>674705788
I will be v carded 5 ever.
>>674705802
I am bad at math
>>674706034
Well it's a bit too late now
>>674706090
It's been happening for the past hour or so mate...
>>674706174
let's be v-carded 10-ever, because 5*2 is 10
>>674705960
Do you need to walk to poop?
>>674706067
he flew apaches in korea, then retired and worked for LifeNet as an EMS pilot
>>674706174
math is just a model for observing the universe.
>>674706297
Thats pretty cool yo.
well, lifenet, rocky mountain helicopters, it was complicated and there was some big merger and i didn't really understand it because i was 14 and didn't care to ask.
>>674706375
love you too <3
>>674706400
thanks. i wish i had gotten to know him better.
>>674706295
Yes. It helps to move the poop into the colon. Its why dogs usually go for walks before they poop.
>>674706295
Well... If you're implying what I think you are then that's disgusting. If not I guess I could crawl there but I'm not sure if that would help much in the first place
>>674706284
Wow, thats a lot of ever.
>>674706297
>
>>674706507
It's tragic that nobody could fly in and rescue him from having you as a son.
>>674706555
That's a very good point.
>>674706564
Maybe roll.
>>674706691
why have you said that?
>>674706691
No, I meant going to the pooper would probably not be very helpful
>>674706792
Who knows?
>>674706826
I mean, you can try sucking some poop back up in there I guess, but I really think that pooping will do you more good.
>>674707139
you do, so again i ask, why have you said that?
>>674707139
Damnit... uhm, have you seen Chef?
>>674707169
Poking a sleeping dog twice? I would never.
>>674707352
Yeah, it was pretty fun.
>>674707460
you say these veiled shitty things all the time to people. is it funny or cool, and i am just missing out on it?
>>674706659
You better watch where you present that booty, Miss.
>>674707139
He just needs a dick to plunge it out of him.
>>674707573
i apologize for being so untoward
>>674707546
I'm sorry that we're not meshing tonight.
>>674707605
A dick wouldn't make a very effective plunger, would it?
>>674707735
we've meshed before?
>>674707735
is this who you genuinely are or would you rather not be genuine?
>>674707735
If you modify it, it could be.
>>674707778
I never made the assertion that we have. It's certainly possible, however.
>>674707885
I suppose you could get a crinoline for your foreskin to get a similar effect.
i see.
>>674707658
You need not worry, im good at controlling myself, I am ice cold.
>>674708100
cooler than cool
>>674708035
I thought you were blinded when you fell out of that tree and your best friend left you behind because he was too scared to deal with the situation.
