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I know you'll do a great job tomorrow.
>>674708423
Whoooooooooooooooore.
I won't.
Dom, you're not supposed to question Kaybe. You're supposed to just let him be Kaybe.
Assup dood
>>674708525
Sometimes you say things, and it makes me wonder if you realize how much I take them to heart.
>>674708952
I'm glad that I can help you find your true meaning in life.
>>674708636
For a second I thought you were going to say "Let him have his way with you"
I guess it still applies.
>>674709235
Why are you speaking to me, pilgrim?
>>674709404
You cant make me not un-talk to you.
>>674709557
The technology will get there.
one can only hope
Bump for more girly asses
>>674709557
That is not what I asked.
Aight, I'm out. Night, you gaffots.
>>674709716
Will I be able to be a pretty fox person one day?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmCnQDUSO4I
>>674709937
Sleep tight.
>>674710007
No, but maybe we'll get you to the point of being a person.
>>674710317
Wow, im so excited.
helped my drug dealer jumpstart his car and got 4 times what i payed for. was a good day today
>>674711256
...s-smek?
>>674711437
you should sabotage his car more often
>>674711437
Nice job I guess.
>>674711503
Sure, why not.
>>674711648
I had some smek yesterday and I cant walk now
>>674711585
Casablanca?
>>674711585
but hes kinda nice, for a bikie gang drug dealer. also if i was caught i would definetly not leave with all my fingers
>>674711968
You shouldn't have tried to have sex while going off of a ski jump.
>>674712065
It seemed like a good idea at the time
>>674712037
ended up not watching :/
>>674712049
wait what drugs are you buying anyways
>>674712065
are you mad at me?
>>674708947
Can never get enough of smaller slut getting wrecked by bigger dude. Bondage a plus too!
>>674712162
I can't rag on you too much, if you had landed it I would have applauded your perseverance.
>>674712313
No, I was just in a bad mood.
>>674712416
feelin' better?
>>674712433
n-no im just kinda lazy when it comes to movies. But i do wanna watch it
top o' the monrnin' to you all
greetings all
>>674712901
I always feel the best.
>>674712988
Stalin, darlin'
>>674712313
mary jane mostly and some psychedelics, this guy hooks me up good but is a confirmed coffin cheater.
>>674713042
Riley... defiley?
>>674708423
Tomorrow is fucking Sunday.
>>674713131
hilarious
Thanks man, I hope so. I have a tournament then and I am by far the best player on my team but my neck is fucked up rn. Thanks for believing in me!
>>674713135
Thanks, I can never trust my calendar for stuff like that.
>>674713259
I never had any doubt in my abilities.
>>674712416
I just accidentally heard a song that gave me ptsd
>>674713049
same here really
>>674713060
what psychedelics?
>>674713312
ill make it up to you
>>674713049
no-one ever called me this before, I'm touched and emasculated at the same time
how are things?
>>674713042
monrnin'
>>674713473
evening, how are you?
>>674713135
the worst day of the weekend because the dread of next week hangs over it
>>674713441
Was it "your song"? And was that song the "monster mash"?
>>674713444
It's not a bad way to feel all the time with no exceptions.
>>674713473
Hopefully I won't have to touch you to emasculate you in the future. Thinking about bed.
>>674713444
I doubt that you will.
>>674713704
Incorrect and even more incorrect.
>>674713704
at least on the outside. Who cares about whats on the inside anyways
>>674713721
Ill try my best
>>674713704
no, let's stick to metaphorical emasculation, thank you very much
I am always think about bed, it's my favorite place
>>674713580
foul mood to be honest
will have to help family members deal with legal troubles later
>>674713833
It's okay. Everybody here is judging you equally.
>>674713895
I care when I'm ordering wings because sometimes they're boneless, but other times they aren't and that's a big choking hazard if you don't know.
>>674714053
Is your bed made of breasts?
>>674713895
We'll see.
>>674708423
But tomorrow is sunday.
>>674714247
no, but it's big and warm and safe
i guess not unlike some breasts
>>674714053
doesn't sound like the best way to spend your day, I take it you have some greater understanding of their situation than they do if you have to help
>>674714324
You should charge people for the wonderful service that you provide.
>>674714418
Right, literally breasts, got it.
>>674714247
I feel comforted by knowing that
>>674713444
shrooms and flips
how about you, do you partake in illicit substances ?
>>674714602
I do, but I suspect they mostly count on the moral support, or having a shoulder to cry on. But yeah, not a dreamy Saturday. At least this clears my mind a bit.
very much at the stage where an accredited lawyer has to step in
>>674715190
I imagine that would help more than it sounds like it would
>>674714247
wings don't have feelings
>>674715082
never tried anything psychedelic but i wouldn't mind
>>674710007
Google something called Chripr-technology or something like that. Its a technology that makes us able to alter DNA to our liking. Of course, we dont jave the tech to spot specific genes and stuff that well yet, so we will have to test it... A LOT! But someday, we will be there!
>>674715569
My throat does though, and it can tell when there's a bone caught sideways in it. I hope it can, at any rate.
I'm going to fall on my bed and see what happens.
>>674716078
oh okay goodnight/day
>>674715898
meh, the technology will be proprietary
maybe a few of the outrageously wealthy will breed a few anthro slaves for their sexual amusement
>>674715294
I hope so. Shit's kept me up all week.
>>674715569
go for it but dont rush it, wait till you got some close buddies and go all out. a drug is always the most fun the first time because you dont know the limits of what it can do
>>674716078
sleepsies
>>674716315
>a drug is always the most fun the first time because you dont know the limits of what it can d
I reckon that'd make it the most scary time to do it..
>>674716315
im just spending too much money atm to justify buying psychedelics which I assume are kinda expensive
>>674716303
hopefully you'll be able to get a good night sleep tonight then
Gaybe
>>674716487
It takes no time at all to become tolerant to weed and alcohol to the extent to where you know exactly what you are in for each time.
>>674716599
People will throw shrooms at you, they are dirt cheap. Lsd will set you back
>>674717549
is real LSD still available in 2015 or has it all been replaced by drugs that are easier to synthesize ?
>>674717549
eh, I know what I'll get, and I know I'll like it, what's so bad about that?
>>674708842
More of this cutie?
>>674718331
http://berseepon09.tumblr.com/
Knock yourself out.
>>674718698
I want to lick his knot and jam my nose up into his balls. Yes please.
>>674717992
Its subjective to where you live but from what i see here in aus, you've got a 70/30 chance of getting what you ask for.
>>674718255
I get it man, repetitiveness is comforting and all but you gotta switch it up every now and then
ded
>>674721389
Maybe if you posted faster!!!!!
I can't, I'm multitasking!
dead thread
>>674721968
Well quit jerking off then
>>674722435
continue plssss
>>674722758
Want more too
>>674723193
I'll bump too
>>674722561
for once, I wasn't!
Hi /b/, I'm shilling my artwork of a grill dragon here. What do you think? Sorry there's no dick.
>>674723953
Cute as hell, but the head's just a little bit too human-shaped and large. That's just my opinion, though. Cute stuff is still great if you're going for that. I just like.. more muzzle on non-humans.
>>674723953
it's good; the posture and body language is expressive, perspective works
but it is very much within a certain genre as >>674724175 pointed out
Why does the father/son crossdressing incest end?
>>674713704
Source?
>>674725882
Faster they better knot to
Bump
>also futa dump
>>674726709
>also sharks
>>674726834
I want to rim her so badly.
>>674727550
This is way fucking hotter than I thought it'd be.
Primarily because of the Arcanine.
Reminder that you should kill yourself, Fool.
>>674727550
Knot Knot Knot Knot Knot Knot
Bump
Help, my dick looks like a penis
>>674727797
hue
>>674728920
in reality, this kind of situation would end in violence, jail, and a divorce
fin
>>674717992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOtSrWxwDdI
another shorter thing
(please refrain from penis jokes)
>>674729912
BENIS :DDDD
>>674708423
fag
so... anyone know a good joke?
>>674731425
your dick
>>674731425
knock knock
fuck, this crap is out of order
unread those first two pages!
>>674731527
who's there?
also, what have you done with my bell?
>>674731805
an alcohol
it has been given as sacrifice to the mighty cornholio
sorry
i like big balls and i cannot lie
>>674731894
... and it's ruining my family
that's not funny at all! it's tragic and recognizable
>>674731894
I want eat out that top Charr's butt as he does that.
read the first two pages posted before this one
