Hey /b, I have a bit of a situation.
>be me, 19 yr old anon born and living in nz
>parents going to kick me out and no work and winz won't give me any money cause I failed a court ordered drug test
>going to be homeless
Should I commit a crime and go to jail? Better than starving isn't it?
>>677225548
This is a test. Don't fail.
>>677225708
Well what would you suggest I do?
1. You failed a drug test so why not deal drugs
2. To get jail youl need to something radical that will ruin any future employment chances, otherwise youl get community work etc
3. Its new zealand noone has ever starved to death beg borrow or steal
AMERICA thread- post what makes you proud to be an American
Being proud to be American means you're proud of supporting a murderous government and surrendering your freedoms.
You're a sheep.
we have literally the best porn
>>677223980
I love being American because it means I'm terrified of anyone different from me. It means I carry a gun because I'm a coward that is afraid of everyone else in the world. It means I'm probably obese and eat more corn products than anywhere else in the world. It means living in the only first world nation that still doesn't have national, universal healthcare. It means living in a nation that imprisons more people per capita than even China.
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
What's your result, /b/itches? I'm a moderate. #rubio2016
>>677227472
Who you voting for?
>>677227472
Don't know.
porn webm bread? porn webm bread.
>>677226010
Sauce ?
>>677226528
Sauce
INCEST/WINCEST Thread
Let's hear your stories
what the fuck just happened
>>677224049
Wut?
Need some stories
Hunger games thread?
Hunger games thread.
Satanick
this is claireposter BTW :3
God-Tier YouTuber
LOLI THREAD
Let's get some 10/10 loli in here! No kemo please neko sure.
post your job, salary, age
>chef at wendy's, $8.75/ 37
McDonald's fry cook, $8.25/hour, 20
>Sales Executive 25/$45K+bonuses & 6 weeks paid leave a year
Private handyman $100/day,19
Convince me to dump my nudes /b/
Protip: you can't
This is not how timestamping works you faglord
>>677225668
timestamp or fuck off
I want a bee to fill me with honey.
>>677227914
Its hip to FUCK BEES anon
Oh shit. I've been drawing hella bee porn lately, have some.
I FUCK BEES most every day. I FUCK BEES on TV.
What the fuck is this new layout?
i go away for one second i swear to god.
pic related
>>677221402
I choose this thread to see what my name will be for the first time ever in 4chan history cause this has never been done before
>>677221709
Why tf is it still anonymous?
>>677221709
kek, its anon
Well done 4chan. You ruined why 4chan worked.
/displaying names
>>677216079
Are you actually retarded?
>>677216463
yes
>>677216079
how do i get a name?
Post your 10/10 tits. I'm curious as to what you fags are into.
>>677224763
sauce?
>>677224763
You already got mine
/b/ MAKES A SONG!
Dubs go into the chorus
Trips name the song
69 gets shout out
We will put whatever you guys post into the song too, so keep posting whatever you want. pictures, text - we will work it all into the song.
lets do this shit. pigcunts.
>>677225343
We have the instrumental ready to go, just waiting on you sperm burpers to show up
Nigers
>repeat till done
>>677225343
come on anon, where the fek are ye
Waifu claiming thread - The Ride Never Ends
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Cost pictures of your waifu
>Discuss stuff
>You'll all die here
>Post fitting content, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
claiming to "filename"
>>677226753
mandatory c2 claim
![]]D ][ ]]V[[ ]]D.png](https://i.imgur.com/tgO8YW4.jpg "]]D ][ ]]V[[ ]]D")
