Pictures that make you rock hard every time?
>>663266716
I love that puffy left nipple
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Old thread >>663232173
Grüße euch Anons
Der deutsche Faden zum Mittag ruft!
Wie ist euer wertes Wohlbefinden?
Bahn oder Auto?
Verstellt ihr euch für andere Menschen?
Was treibt euch immer wieder hier her?
Haus oder Wohnung?
Welches Alter war für euch bisher das beste?
>>663264224
Lesenswert! :^)
>>663264224
>Wie ist euer wertes Wohlbefinden?
Scheiße, so wie schon die letzten zwei Wochenn
>Bahn oder Auto?
Bahn. Habe atm kein Auto
>Verstellt ihr euch für andere Menschen?
Leider manchmal ja
>Was treibt euch immer wieder hier her?
Meine Behindertkeit.
>Haus oder Wohnung?
Habe ein Haus, wo ich auch aktuell drin wohne, aber Muddi hat lebenslanges Wohnrecht. Werde mir also bald mal ne Wohnung suchen müssen und warten bis sie abkratzt oder auszieht.
>Welches Alter war für euch bisher das beste?
17-19 würde ich sagen. Da auf jeden Fall das beste erlebt.
>>663264224
>Der deutsche Faden zum Mittag ruft!
Alles klar!
>Wie ist euer wertes Wohlbefinden?
Gut soweit, Knie schmerzt etwas, aber sonst gut gelaunt.
>Bahn oder Auto?
Auto.
>Verstellt ihr euch für andere Menschen?
Nein.
>Was treibt euch immer wieder hier her?
Langeweile.
>Haus oder Wohnung?
Wohnung.
>Welches Alter war für euch bisher das beste?
16-18
Show me your cutest Asian girls /b/
>Asians
>cute
kek
Some people on here really like this pic so I'll post it
Belly fetish thread? Bonus points for tiny white girls
ctrl + F
no R34
lets change it
>>663267600
Cheah yeah boyyyyehhh
porn webm thread
>>663247756
saucy. need sauce
>be me, a sweet healthy 30 year old baby boy
>roll out of my bed and scurry to my wall where my GBP chart indicates that today is tendies day.
>with a full diaper I run to my mummy's room
>MUMMY MUMMY! I WANT CHICKEN TENDIES! CHICKEN TENDIES NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!
>the fucking bulldyke has the nerve to say "but anon, it's 3am. i can't drive when its this late; the dr said my vision is failing"
>fucking bullshit. i rip my diaper off and start to screech REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>start spinning my diaper around above my head; its now a shower of yellow and greenish brown
>mummy finally says ok.
>she drives off to kfc while i stay comfy in my blankie
>fucking blind bitch crashed her fucking car.
>there are no tendies today.
>>663262113
What KFC is open at 3 in the morning?
GIMME gimme chicken Tendies!
NOT from Mickey's NOT from Wendies!
I want tendies made by YOU!
From the fridge oh plump and TRUE!
TURN the oven to 120
BETTER not fuck up my tendies!
You'll be sorry if you DO!
Something you will surely RUE!
PLANT your ass and start the timer!
Better HURRY I'm a whiner!
SIT and stare cause did i mention?
Tendies NEED your full attention!
DING ding ding I think there done!
That was only HALF the fun!
Take them OUT, and please be quick!
and DON'T you use those oven mitts!
Use your hands to get my tendies!
NOT from Mickey's NOT from Wendies!
These are tendies made by YOU!
From the fridge oh plump and TRUE!
Now ON your knees I need a table!
Do not cry, I KNOW you're able
Shut your mouth and don't be rude!
Tendies are my Favorite Food!
Now they're done but I need more.
GO get your ass out to the store.
And get yourself a little treat!
For serving you're rambunctious NEET!
How many good boy point does /b/ have?
>Wake up this morning feeling good
>Pull the special edition Battlestar Galactica blanket off my bed
>Tie it around my neck like cape
>Step over my piss bottles and old food containers
>It's an autistic ballet as I tip toe to the spots on my floor that aren't covered in garbage
>Finally make it out into hallway
>Rush to look at Good Boy chart on the wall
>MFW only 10 more points needed for a Double Tendie Dinner!
>Run downstairs so fast my cape floats behind me
>Do a running slide onto kitchen floor to tell Mummy the good news
>Mummy just looks at me sternly
>Says to bend over so she can check my diaper first
>"You know I have to check every morning, anon."
>"Nooooo! I don't wanny!" I cry out defiantly
>Tears start to well in her eyes
>She startsr walking away from me
>"Wait...Ok..." I say as I lean over the table for her inspection
>Pull down my pants
>The smell of day old partially digested tendies and cheese diarrhea wafts to her nose
>She instantly vomits into the sink
>"That's minus 50 GBP!" she screams with her chin covered in puke
>"I screech and rip off the diaper
>Throw it onto the dining room table as hard as I can
>Orange and brown chunks splatter everywhere
>Some gets on the ceiling
>Mummy curls into a ball sobbing uncontrollably next to the sink
>She reaches up for a towel but accidentally cuts herself on a kitchen knife I left out
>She's bleeding and covered in vomit while screaming how I'm a bad boy
>Quickly put on my shoes and stuff my pockets with frozen tendies
>Run to my car crying because now I'm late for class at community college
Hey /b/ can a 23 year old man get in trouble for hanging out with a 12 year old girl everyday?
We're super close but I won't ever do anything illegal but we both really like each other - we cuddle a lot and hang out almost everyday, even my own parents think I should find a 'girlfriend' my own age but I really like spending time with this girl and she does too..
what does she look like
>>663266446
She's beautiful, let me find a gif or pic in my folder she's blonde cute and so hotgeous
erp thread? i just wanted to thank everyone there
pastebin DOT com (slash) KyWy6Dq5
thank you
it took me so long to write here is ho oh so you can be happy
0.0
Please don't let this be who I think it is.
Anon, are you okay?
ITT Tell me why you hate Aboriginals? Stories?
>>663261686
Just welfare sucking cunts. No shame. No education. No future. Kill with fire.
>>663261686
I work with them in the NT. I can't fathom how they function.Just useless alcoholics. Generations of inbreeding. I'm on 100k a year to make sure they don't kill each other over VB cans.
>>663262155
any stories of personal experiences? haven't heard much other than that they beat their kids
ITT: God Tier FB Fap
>>663259121
well fuck op at least contribute more than 2 fucking pictures you cannibal sea wench
H/FUR
another day has passed and still no herm cock in my mouth
>maybe tomorrow
Let the doctor circumcise.
Pokemon box 7.
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>>663245911
Requests welcome.
