Cock rate thread? Cock rate itt.
>>674367571
Looks thick. 8.5/10.
>>674367571
10/10
rate?
Rate
Kik sluts thread
Sandpancake
Went to a porn casting and was rejected
>>674367206
>Went to a porn casting and was rejected
Post link
Lucyt_xo4
Cock r8
>>674368391
6/10
rate?
>>674369005
8/10
>>674369005
pictureforants.jpeg
Oh wait
PICK ONE AND WHY THREAD
got more pics?
>>674368134
Depends which one you want
>>674368219
3 and 4 seem to be fine
YLYL thread
all I want is just one friend.
>>674362608
then make one
>>674362608
The people on 4chan are your friend.
It's surprisingly the best friendship you could ask for.
>>674362646
Been trying. All I do is work. No drink/smoke.
lets rename food
sauce pillows
>>674364155
>sauce pillows
Lava pillows, shits always fucking burning hot
Half-sun potato
Sex incarnate.
violent rape thread
Bump for interest
Bumping
>>674369801
wolverine, youre doing it wrong. your claws come out of your hands, not your toes.
Rate my sexting skills with the ladies /b/
>I want you to be my first
Well you see, there's your problem.
>>674365181
ethan bradberry/10
> "I want you to be my first"
Who says that
You fall in love you lose
bump
>>674367188
>>674368162
lost, i am far too sensitive
>>674368235
Anyone wants to talk about the latest Walking Dead episodes?
RIP DARYL
>>674366029
How about go fuck yourself
>>674366029
Only if more Walking Dad jokes.
Want her set? Call her a slut for more
slut
slut
>>674365177
Checked. Also slut
disclaimer: yes i'm a cam whore and yes i'd love your money BUT i'm on /b/ for some insight on what the internet likes to see.
if you watch web cam porn, what do you like to see other than the obvious. music annoy you? do you like her to be talkative? are there things a girl might do on cam that would make you at least want to tip, and are there things that will make you immediately close her tab?
insight fellas.
i'm not so sure i know what i'm doing wrong here...
either i'm a hideous swam beast
or i'm just not doing something right.
and yes,i'm that same cunt from before.
i'll probably get back on CB when this dies out...
For me, girls playing guitar is a win :3
>>674366842
you're just another boring tramp. nothing to see here. moving on.
>>674366842
Try to look more regular, innocent and neighbors daughter-like, get rid of that hat.
Nice tits btw.
No music, talking is fine, as long as its not during masturbation, dont stop to say thank you for coins, dont moan louder when coins ding in, its too obvious.
my favorite cam position is between your legs, you on a slight angle, maybe a stack of pillows, some good finger fucking, some good sound on slamming that wet pussy is instant cum for me.
>Be me
>15
>Having a rough time
>start playing waifu VN games to kill depession
>They make me feel like i'm not empty inside
>Play a pretty good one
>Characters are funny and shit
>Doesn't make me wanna cry like 4chans VNs
>All the girls a are martial artist, MC is cool.
>Ownes Hermit Crabs
>Unaware of what are so google them
>Fucking Adorable
>Run to pet store buy 3
>Little fuckers practically require no attention except feeding once in a while
>Buy shells and shit for when they get bigger
>Bought a bigger tank the next week
>After a month they are my life.
>spend all my cash on stuff for them
>Toys, food, treats, decorations, ect
>Realise for the first time in life i'm happy to just exist
>Get good grades to get more allowance
>Get job cause allownce isn't enough>
>Spent time outside so Hermit crabs can get more sunlight
>tear off Blackout certains so they can get air and light all day when im gone.
>Family stunned by complete turn around
>No longer moody, edge filled, cave dweller hiding in my room 24/7 browsing /b/
>Haven't called anyone nigger in like 2 months.
>They like hermits too.
>Golem, Undine, and Gary are now members of family
>5 months arfter buying Undine died
>Gave her funeral, little box coffin
>Really sad, don't cry though.
>Don't wanna scare Gary, or Golem.
>Animals can feel that shit.
>Keep going.
>They need me.
>Realise shemight have died because ofsomethingi didn't know about.
>I pretty much only knew that your not supposed to feed them too often.
>Learn that you can't touch them or listen to loud things for extended periods of time or too often.
>Learn they can get sun burns
>Learn that clear shells are bad.
>Undine probably died cause my room was too loud constantly and it spooked her.
>Also maybe held her too much, thats bad aswell.
>Learn through her sacrifice to be a better owner.
>Take up reading as a hobby since its quite and wearing headphones when I watch TV
>I march on.
>A better man.
cont.
>not owning a coconut crab
>A few years later
>19
>Graduated, In college, have good amount of friends.
>Depression was cured by Hermit Crabs.
>Living on my own.
>Golem and Gary still getting along.
>[Crystal] has joined the party.
>Going to school and having a job as always.
>18yo QT3.14 works with me.
>Inittialy not interested.
>She doesn't like the job, kinda moody, abrasive with customers
>Heard her say she is only working so she could move out.
>She's pretty nice to me though.
>Get used to her.
>See her good points
>Couple months have passed since she started.
>asks me to hang out outside work.
>Say sure, we hang out.
>Eventually start dating
>Bring her to my place.
>We hang out a couple times, I have to tell her not to fuck with Golem, Gary and Crystal.
>Crystal is too small for loud sounds so we use headphones to listen to TV.
>She doesn't mind, likes that i'm attentive to my pets.
>Eventually we start dating.
>I think shes pretty cool.
>Always compliments my hobbies
>Says that it's nice i don't spend all my time playing COD are hanging out with Friends
>Likes that i have my own place and live alone even though it isn't big.
>little needy but whatever.
>few more months pass
>Spends 5 days a week at my place.
>Pretty much moves in.
>lots of her stuff here.
>One day she calls me.
>Parents kicked her out
>Asks if she can stay with me
>Hermit crabs tought me to care
>Hermit crabs would want me to help her.
>She moves in.
>She followed my rules, helped pay for stuff, and cleaned up a bit
>First couple weeks were great.
>After that was awful
cont.
Fuck off hermit crabs = cutest crab.
>After 2 months i learn why my GF got kicked out.
>Litteral piece of shit stacy
>GF slowly begins to stop caring about my rules
>Doesn't help with chores
>Only eats fast food if i don't cook.
>Sometimes overspends on makeup/food/bullshit and can't pay for all of her part of the bills
>If she doesn't want it pretty much won't pay for it, shit like towles soaps and cleaning stuff is all on me.
>Eats at me but Pussy is great so i'm willing to forgive most of it.
>Stuff i won't forgive deals with my Hermit Crabs.
>Fucking Gary, Golem and Crystal are sacred
>Lay down law about being loud and shit.
>Went so far as to fuck with Cords on Tv so sound quality is shit and you have to use wifeless headphones i bought.
>Shit are good though
>150$ pair, comfortable and shit, long range.
>Best Buy has best buys.
>Found cigarettes on table.
>Made Extra super sure she knew she can't smoke in the house.
>She makes up excuse that she only does it outside once in a while.
>frogets to feed my crabs when i ask her to so i adjust their eating habits a bit
>She asks if she can invite a friend over
>"Just don't be too loud."
>Friend isn't too bad
>Comes over a few times
cont.
hey /b/ros anyone wanna start a scary story/picture thread i dont have anything to contribute but whatever post some scary shit
>>674368549
This shit is Nightmare fuel
Nigger Cosby trying to drug you with pills. Red pill he rapes you. Blue pill he zippity zoopizy bippity rapes you. If you refuse any, he knocks you the fuck out and rapes you.
>>674368756
lost
