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***U.S. ELECTION GAME #2***

Get in here and roll for your favorite candidate to win as many states as possible! We go on a state-by-state basis. To win a state, you have to roll a '0' or dubs.

IMPORTANT: For a roll to count, your comment must include the name of your candidate AND be a response to the latest map update!

First to 270 electoral votes wins! If no one reaches 270, the top 2 battle it out in a General Election.

PAST WINNERS:

#1) Bush 271 - 267 Sanders
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The election begins in Alaska!
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***REPLY HERE TO ROLL FOR ALASKA***
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TO WIN - roll a "0" or dubs.
Unlimited rolls allowed.
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Sanders
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>>674375015
Hi, just make sure you reply to the current map update when you roll, which is here. >>674374855

-OP

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Here we repost unoriginal content that we have all seen before. Because that's what you fucking NEETS do all day.
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>>674373360
Learned a new word watching East of Eden, huh?
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>>674373472
Shut it you piss jug basement dweller.
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>>674373672
Make me.

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write a story you fucking niggers
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Once
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niggers
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Poop job

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Bored. Insomnia.

Who are you voting for? Are you even voting? Are you even old enough to vote? You even American?
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>>674375613
Not American but I'd vote for Bernie if I were, obviously
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25 and I don't vote. It's a waste of time.
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Fuck you all.

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All the nigger hate today makes me want a niggers getting rekt thread. So niggers getting rekt thread
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>>674373240
details of why this occured?
was this a white man doing this?
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>>674374362
not op but,
The guy filming is a security guard. The niggress was going bananas inside a mall and he kicked her out. I don't have the link to his videos, but he bodycams all of his encounters and they are pretty awesome.
I think they are titled, most brutal security guard or some shit.

Hey b I just saw the smallest grossest cock on b. Never seen anything worse before. Would you agree? Cuck that posted it said its fully hard
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>>674371751
why make fun of him?
really, i wanna know, why?
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>>674371836
fuck off roastie
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>>674372025
Imagine this cuck flaccid

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Hey guys i am 25 years old and yesterday my father told me that he have a Bad cancer. I am very sad and dont know what to do...
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Kill yourself before he dies. It's the only way.
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>>674370402
what is his favorite meal?

make him a good meal, with his favorite beer, put on his favorite movie, and suck his dick.
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You will be free! There is no need to be sad.

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you cringe you lose

OC edition

https://youtu.be/E6MRUzqSodg
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>>674370162
I've met people like this. It's retarded. You are either male or female unless born with both genitalia. And that's okay. You can fuck, suck, or be fucked or sucked by whomever you choose. You can talk, dress, and behave how you want. But if you have a penis, you are not a woman. You are just gay or affeminate. And if you have a vagina, you are not a man. You are just butch or lesbian. And that's okay. But taking it a step further and calling yourself something you aren't is just lying. I'm a hippo.

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Mom and Son Love stories
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Yo cock weasels!

The place I siphon internet is getting cut off soon, link me some good stuff to start downloading so I can BUNKER DOWN until I get internet again.

I have a midlevel laptop, can play older games.

I like most genres of shows and movies.

I don't need porn.
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>>674371224
bumpulating this for me
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Download old nintendo emulators and a torrent with every game ever made for each system
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>>674371224
bump my niggers

Need a feels thread

let's not use any screenshots this time guys, just post your own stories

>be me
>recently moved out of Florida
>staying for a year to build up money so when I go back and start college I don't have to struggle with money
>girl back home was one of my closest friends
>she was always of questionable loyalty in my eyes
>still was friends with her because she hardly has any real friends
>finally get a new phone with service in this new area
>call her up
>she answers and we talk
>call every few days
>she mostly doesn't answer
>been a good two months since that first call
>only talked to her 3 times since
>3 times in two months
>I call every few days
>mfw she probably gave up on me after only a year
>mfw in a strange town with nobody looking out for me
>mfw I only stayed friends with her for her sake and now it may or may not have meant jack shit to her

Why do females never stay consistent? If I'm your friend then act like it, if I'm not then fucking say it so I don't have to wonder what's wrong with me
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>>674370458
yeah, she was prolly only friends with you b/c she pitied you. she never really cared about you
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>>674371012
I doubt it was pity

She's one of those Internet chicks that hangs out but doesn't ever actually get involved with people

Can't open up for shit, can't be honest, can't be forward

I don't know why I even tried tbh
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>>674371686
nigga it's not that she cant open up to anyone, she just wont open up to you. sounds like youre ugly or some shit

It's been a while since I've expressed my ever growing concern about how white people are becoming the Niggers of our home countries. And how white privilege is no longer a thing. When I was in school from like 4th to 8th grade, my brain developed early on so I was doing far better than all the other kids in my class (it didnt matter anyways because I am now an adult with only slightly above average intelligence.) It was a predominantly white school but it had a few "under privileged" niggers. These said niggers were the worst behaving kids in the whole class constantly annoying/disrupting the class. They never did their work and just sat there staring into space thinking about how they were gonna go home and hang out with their older brothers and smoke with them on the street corner. Eventually to become the thugs that break into people's house and get shot. Then the family makes a big deal out of it like he was good kid. But anyways my mom went to the teachers and asked if I could be moved up a grade because the classes that I was taking were too easy. The teachers said that they think it's a good idea. So I went in to the next grade for like a week and then one of the nigs asked the teacher "Where's that nerdy white kid?" Then a kid told him that I was moved up because I was "Too smart". The niglet decided to start crying that he didn't get moved up a grade because he was too stupid.
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So the next day all the nigs in my school's mothers stormed the teachers and started calling them racist and all that other bullshit. They were talking about how their kids aren't given a fair chance and how I was a privileged white boy (My father died in during The Gulf War. And it was just me and my mom who was a waitress. So I was incredibly under privileged growing up without a dad. And a mom who worked all the time) And they were going on about how their kids work just as hard as me. (Lol no.) So the teachers literally put me back into a class that I was too smart for, out of fear of looking racist. I found out later that it wasn't the first time that this happened either. Apparently it happens a lot nowadays because nobody wants to be called a racist. What do you think /b/?
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Dude the US lost like fifty people in the Gulf War and most of them died in accidental helicopter crashes and shit, do you just mean he tripped and fell down your stairs and broke his neck while the Gulf War was going on?
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>>674369953
Oh shit dis gun be good

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it was like a 1970 incest series between an entire family anyone know the name?
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Taboo?
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>>674370503
all of the Netherlands...
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no it had a scene with the brother trying to touch his sisters boobs in a car

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HEY OLDFAGS, I have a request. See those 3 photos of hanged girls? I need those photos. I know you have them stored in your old email account or that rusty computer.

I can't get them myself because the internet is highly censored now, retards.

If you do, I make a promise. I will never tell anybody about b. But if you fail because you're retards, I will break the rules and tell people about this site. I won't do it, though. I want to keep b to myself. I won't tell anybody. BUT PLEASE DELIVER! DELIVER THE FUCKING PICS, RETARDS!
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WHY ARE YOU SUCH MASSIVE FAGGOTS? PLEASE, GIVE ME THE FUCKING PICS!

I'M NOT BREAKING THE RULES. I WANT THE HIGH QUALITY CONTENT!
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GIVE ME THE FUCKING PICS, I TOLD YOU THE INTERNET IS CENSORED NOW, THERE'S NO WAY FOR ME TO FIND THEM!
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I CAN'T FIND THEM!

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Faces of /b

Comment assholes
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>>674370232
you're good lookin
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Jew fag get out m8
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>>674370232
can we get another pic?

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