My roommate is hot. Here's what I've got. No, I don't have nudes.
>here's what I got
>doesn't have nudes
Get out newfag
What is he saying?
bueno *sniff*
>>674373215
allahu akbar
>>674373215
Im Slavoj Zizek and fuck you 'murrican pigs
>AND HIS NAME, IS ___________ !!!
Captain Tiny Bottom
>>674376169
>VIRAL MARKETING VON USEFUL IDIOTS
President Billary Clinton
Jealous?
Of ur dubs? Yup
>>674374388
Nope
ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
'no'
>>674375477
I know these two girls and they both want the D but one is way hotter. The other one texts me more though and sometimes late at night gets super emotional because all the guys she likes end up going for her friend instead of her, and I probably will too
all my computer passwords are my home phone number.
Get rolling you filthy peasants
>>674375527
Nigga you is peasent!!!
All hail Baron Autism!
Faggots, bow down to your duke
Self explanatory
>>674373912
Always a trump hater thread so i have to think Opie is on hickory clittons payroll.
Egomaniacal egotistical power hungry elitist.
Drop what you got
>>674373704
this.getCustomerAge() <= 17 && this.isStudent() == false
al i have is the bass
-drops the bass-
I'm fucking done with this world.
How the fuck are we going to get rid of all the autism? It seems all that lives is retarded, filled with feminism, racism against whites, veganism, and all sorts of stuff.
It's time we took matters into our own hands. Get fucking guns, ammo, whatever weapon you can find. We are going to carry out Operation: Bloodstorm. Kill every single shithead you know, whether their liberal, republican, vegan, black, feminist, or female. We are going to wipe out all the stupid fuckers and take control to make sure people don't get this fucking stupid again. I have my shotgun ready, what about you?
simple, kill yourself
or live as a recluse idk
Omg 3edgy5me.
Op is a faggot.
Can this bait get any harder?
Please rate my gfs body. What's positive and what's negative about it? Would you fuck her?
>image.jpg
>>674375854
If that's really your girlfriend, she should leave you.
Nice ass, enjoy it while it lasts anon.
Hey /b/, how can I quit smoking? I've tried everything, but shit didn't work. What should I do, to stop poisoning myself with this shit?
>>674374906
Smoak moar
>>674374906
Vaping has worked suprisingly well for me.
>go to store
>buy kilo selfdiscipline
>apply
>????
>profit
Do you think 4chan should have a separate board for trans,trannies and fags, /b/ ?
>>674375775
yes
why?
>>674375775
Oh is that not what /b/ is?
Greentext collab faggots. Every post contributes one line to the story. I'll start:
>Be 14yo me
>About to ask out crush
>my hot dog sweats boiled juices
>As I'm about to head out to school I realized I forgot my phone
>back at home I remember that I left my phone in my mother's asshole
U jelly, /b/ ?
Inb4 pussy Street dealer, thats just what goes away in the next 3 hours. Just snitches habe their stuff at home
15grams of pure MDMA, 100 xtc pills, 2 g Coke, 200g Amphetamines, 6 blotters with 400 mikrograms of lsd-25, makes me 1400€, 550 is what i paid
Pros and cons about dealing drugs
Wtf is up with those doses?
>>674374151
yo, you holdin timestamps?
What gun is that?
I'm in love with this girl, but we are friends. She lets me sniff her feet and sometimes kiss them, but nothing else. I hate her because she uses my feelings to have fun of me, but when I start to get physical she stops me immediately, and say things like "you can have my feet, but nothing else". What can I do?
>>674374110
Don't stop
>>674374110
Leave faggot, she doesn't respect you, and she will never love you if she doesn't respect you. Ignore the slut.
>>674374110
Tickle the living shit out of her feet, or violate them in unspeakable ways.
