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We interrupt your regularly scheduled shitty porn for a recipe thread
>>674350933
proceed
This is gonna be a long one guys, buckle up I need some serious advice. I promise you that this will be the most interesting thing on /b/ at least for tonight.
Longtime /b/ lurker about 10 years now first post in a longtime
Here's my situation.
Me: 5th year senior in college, 6' 220, no self confidence (anxiety, slight depression, self image issues) Virgin loser with a decent income would rate my looks a 3/10
>rewind 8 years
>be 15
>playing cod online all the time
>doing decent had like a 3.7k/d
>eventually join a clan game battles all the nerdy shit you do when your a lost teen
>get close to my clan we play all the time
>just about every night, didn't go out very much at the time
>clan had about 8 people in it
>one was a foreign girl about my age
>play all the time with them, and eventually start getting friendlier with her (never seen her only spoke)
>like hopping on Xbox just to talk in a party with her and stuff
>eventually get pretty close and begin to know each other very deeply sharing personal things with each other
>at this point it's all been friendly, flirty, but she was fun to talk to honestly
>and not to mention she sounds like she'd be pretty hot with her Dutch accent
>obviously at this point I want to know what she looks like and vice Versa we share facebooks and hers is very.... Empty.
>I'm not an idiot so this has me pretty worried, under a hundred friends, 4 or 5 pictures, literally nothing on the wall
>but that's not it....
>the craziest part of it all that made me start to think catfish was when I went through her pictures....
Bump with cats/fish or catfish
(1/?)
>I scroll through her page and she's literally super hot, like a fucking model. Literally on her page it says she's a model and her photos are modeling pics.
>yeah exactly, catfish alarm
>remember, I'm an overweight ugly dude, but my Facebook page was legit, and hers looks like it was made a week ago
>at the time I'm pretty lonely tho
>I just look over it and figure "what the fuck" not like she likes halfway across the world or anything (spoiler alert: she does)
>keep playing xbox with her and keep talking and skype calling with her (never video calls tho, said she didn't have a webcam but I'd video chat her with mine)
>looking back I guess I wanted to believe... I Guess that's why I kept talking to her
>many months go by
>still talking to her on a regular basis
>only voice calls and chat never vids chat
>we get pretty close at this point
>honestly a very awesome fun personality, I really did enjoy talking with her and she we were, as I've said, very close with each other verbally.
>we eventually start to get on the talk about what if we ever met?
>this is when things really get interesting.....
(2/?)
Catfish
Bump the thread if I should continue... Typing this out is a bitch if no one is reading it... Again it's a long story I'm warning you...
A person's life doesn't matter just because they are black.
yea but browns lives even less
Why wouldn't they?
lives don't matter by default
life is a privilege, not a right
pull your weight in the world
NIGGER HATE THREAD
https://twitter.com/THEDINGOJOHNSON/status/710190911737745408/video/1
>>674346070
Lmao she got her ass whooped
Shes from southmoore high school Oklahoma
https://twitter.com/aleeyah405/status/709890610547720194
God-tier creepshot bread.
Ohio Nudes Thread
513 reporting in
I fucked up /b/
>be me have gf for 2 years
>starting to get bored
>open a fake snapchat account
>start sending shit to gfs hot friend
>send her hearts and i want u and shit like that
>she responds anon is everything alright lol?
>ohshit.jpg
Gf doesn't know about it. What do i do? Do I stop messaging her but then she'll know it's me or do i continue messaging her to make her think it's not me? Help me /b/
just stop talking to her. how can she know that it is you anyway o.O
>>674343843
Everyone love it!
>>674342300
>>674344061
I think it's because I used my phone to open the new account and she has me in her address book
trap/mental illness thread
>>674345762
fuck off
No rules just teens
Bumperoni
CaptainTortilla9
Need invite
>>674345215
Added
Post your secrets, /b/. Preferably ones that will give me a boner
>>674346985
My uncle Ben used to fuck my tight little asshole when i was only 8.
My aunt used to make me fuck her when I was 8 yrs old. She would take me into the bathroom and one time when we slept in the same bed I woke up to me in top of her
I jerk off to this now and I don't feel bad about that. I have never told anyone about this because I don't want to ruin our family. She is my dad's step sister from another father
My grandfather used to make me blow him when I was 8
What weapon is closest to you right now /b/?
Pic related, cost 60cents
my 14.5 BCM
nice embarrassing bullshit /b/
drawthread
Was going to go to bed, but thought I would bump first <3
drawing a man riding a zebra shooting a bazooka at a castle?
>>674344550
gn comrade
best pic
false
>>674346950
that is because you are as cute as a foxgirl
I'll stick with this one thanks
Who is the champion of /b/???
Selfless self rollin.
Roll fgt
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