sluttiest things your gf/ex has done with you?
>watch movie with dad and sis
>laying next to gf, dad and sis on the other side of the couch
>suddenly she reaches into my lap and unbuttons my pants
>starts jerking my dick
>i reach into her pants and start playing with her clit
>dad and sis dont notice
>go upstairs afterwards and fuck like rabbits
fucked me in her parents bed, on her parents couch and jerked me while i fingered her in their living room while her mother was in the kitchen one door away
no one?
Made my gf dress up in her mother's clothes
Took her out for a meal dressed up
Fucked her in her mother's bed afterwards
Told her I wished she was her mother because she's probably a better fuck
>>680461847
hrhwrh
>>680461847
last i got from her
Hi /b/
What would you do to me ?
show ass
Buy you a nice fruit basket
>Bitchslap you
>Throw you to a garbage can
>Turn 360 degrees and walk away
Trap folder is kill, help me start a new one b/
>>680446766
how do so many people lose their porn on this site???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>680447595
they delete System32, most people seem dumb enough on here to do that
>>680447595
>download dicks
>hide in "Remodeling Plans" folder
>see "Remodeling Plans" folder a year later
>I don't need that
>delete it
>shit where did all my dicks go?
blacks shouldn't pay taxes. Thoughts?
Of course they should pay taxes.
The system needs to be fixed to not be stacked against them, but it doesn't need to be starved for "reparations".
>>680457867
That's fine the IRS will fuck them in the ass anyways
since when do you have to pay tax on wellfare checks?
Lol at u fucks who say black girls are ugly open your eyes
Mmmm Dark Chocolate
>>680455974
Sorry, but i has Yellow Fever
DEUTSCHER FADEN AM MORGEN
VERTREIBT KUMMER UND SORGEN
Guten Morgen erst ein mal
Wie Gehts?
Kariere?
Gesundheit?
Beziehung?
Politische einstellung?
Welche 3 Dinge machen euch zur Zeit die meisten Sorgen?
u should be at school at the moment, u better go and learn arabic because soon germany become a shariat country
Morgen.
Was geht so?
Gf or wife thread?
I have an Irish gf
>see on girl I like in holiday I Ireland at 16
>flirt and DAT
>live my life
>get through uni
>work in Dublin so fuck it
>go to bar
>see familiar face
>its girl from holiday
>me 23 her around 21
>make I contact.
> contemplating chating bird up
>get next round
>it's a yager bomp
>finish drink go to stand up
>I get pushed down
>"take a seat there anon"
>look up
>it's hear
>blur from there
>Wake up on some couch
>walk around house
>it's grills house
>she wakes up from different room
>"hey ,you got pretty fucked up last night so o brought you here"
>look around confused AF
-cont
>>680459184
dobra dobra cebulo, już się nie rozpisuj i tak wiemy, że wsadzasz chuja w kible które czyscisz,
>>680459072
sauce?
Waifu claiming thread.
>Procrastination Edition!
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>forget your priorities
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>tab here every once in a while
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Homura claimed
Claiming Akiko
>>680459012
mandatory cc claim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQH8ZTgna3Q
Friends you would fuck
strange tits
ITT we share our unusual fetishes
no floor tiles pls
mine is hair insemination, though every time I try to actually act on it I get dumped
I like to cum on girls feet... I guess thats not too weird though
Kneading dough.
>>680450547
Have some OC m8 because me too!
Am I the only one extremely pissed off about this absolutely disrespectful bullshit? Andrew Jackson suffered for this country. He fought and won time and time again. He led men into battle for this country, he fought battles against the odds and fucking won. He dueled not only for his own honor, but for the honor of his wife as well. He was willing to get shot and possible die because someone called his wife a bitch. He fought bank corruption and ushered in an entire era fucking named after him. An extraordinary era of unprecedented economic growth and revolutions in transportation.
And then you have this bitch.
She helped some slaves escape and also spied for the Union. She was also what could be defined as a radical feminist in a way, at least this was in a good way compared to now.
And somehow, someone in Washington decided that she should be on the front of LEGAL TENDER instead of Andrew Jackson.
What the actual fuck is this bullshit?
bro she's black AND a woman. That means you're twice not allowed to complain
>>680460445
times are changing, stop fucking your cousin and get with it
Ask a psychologist anything.
I'm h-here for you, Anonymous!
>>680459931
Good morning, Alice! Did you sleep better last night?
N-no one needs any help t-today? I must be d-doing a good job...
Why do you do this everyday?
drawthread
Posting in the faggotest thread on /b/.
When are the good drawfags coming?
When?
>>680456436
Replying to the faggotest faggot on /b/
