Sister thread
Go on...
Bump for sister nudes
>>675617900
God damn that's depressing
>>675618823
yea he almost had trips
>>675617900
why would you go to a nudist beach if your penis is that small
Waifu claiming thread. Version 1.0
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Ayy
It's early
>claimed
>>675618002
Ayyy
I got bored
Let's not talk about this morning.
Give my wife's breasts a rate.. Would you tap?
don't mind Kenobi.
Lets see the sluts face
7.5/10 could go up to 8.5 if she put on a few pounds. Hope she's happy with them!
>>675614825
nice tits 10/10
So I just had a Close Encounter of the Nigger Kind
so here's what happened
>I was asleep in my downstairs bedroom
>my mother and father were upstairs asleep
>they broke into our home
>with a garden hoe
>through the smallest window
>that was higher off the ground than the identical one 10 feet to the right
>that had a blackout curtain over it because the TV was by it
>and behind it was a table
>and a couch
>and an end table
>so the four of them stumbled in
>and brought the garden hoe with them by the way
>my father thought it was me breaking plates
>so he went downstairs to check it out
>he came across them, they yelled for him to get down
>my mother called 9/11
>I thought it was a police raid because
>"fucking hell I knew that fucker I gave my phone number to incase I died would've done this"
>swat prank you know
>so I opened my door after they started trying to kick it down
>they yelled for me to get down
>so I laid back on my bed face down
>ain't worth dying for this shit
>only have a .22 for plinking too
>they took my cellphone off the windowsill
>while I heard others start rummaging upstairs
>downstairs ones kept yelling hurry up nigga
>got poked in the head with a pistol a few times
>my father had a shotgun pointed at him
>so after around 2 minutes of crashing they found my mother with the phone
>they knew cops had been called, and they got the fuck out of dodge
>leaving through the front
>when they came through the back
here's what they took:
>my backup cellphone, a 2010 model iPhone 4 with the front and back lightly cracked
>a laundry basket of my dirty underwear
no fucking joke, that's it, that's their entire haul
here's what they walked past, that was in the open:
>a top model Macbook Air
>a 2011 Thinkpad
>two 1920x1080 IPS monitors
>checkbooks
>more and newer cellphones
>an expensive coin collection
we found the garden hoe upstairs
the police took it for prints
tfw u will never get culturally enriched
haha
dude
RACISM
lmao
>>675616637
I have been blessed by the gods of cultural enrichment tonight
I learned how violent and idiotic they are first hand
Filthy cumslut.
>>675617933
MOAR
Colorful bird species.
Moar Moar MOAR
Hey /b/ros, I need your help. Recently I've been trying to lose weight but I just couldn't do it. Exercising is too hard and staying away from my favorite unhealthy foods is near impossible!
Can you guys help me find ways to do what I cannot?
Bump number two!
>>675615045
Losing weight is simple OP.
Burn more calories than you put into your body and you will lose weight.
Put more calories into your body than you burn and you gain weight.
Since you said you are to lazy to exercise
And to much of a fat fuck to eeat healthy you are never going to lose weight.
Simple.
Bump number three! Please help a /b/ro out! This fat is really making me look rough!
This is fucking retarded. Jail isn't slavery, dumb shits, it's locking up dangerous people so the world isn't filled with criminals.
So, by this logic, black people want to basically be ineligible for jail, solely because they're black and consider it slavery? Alright cool, now you can murder people and commit crimes without going to jail. The catch is you have to be black though. If you are literally any other race, it's off to jail with you.
This just in: African Americans legally can not go to jail. It is racist and therefore even if they kill people, rape your dog, or steal things, you will just have to deal with it. Tough luck!
Welcome to liberal America, 2016. Fuck this, I'm getting my passport and moving to Ireland. This country is now run by oppressed African Americans, because if we don't give them what they want, we're oppressing them and also racist. Goodbye America, Trump was your last hope to save yourself.
>>675612403
I think the past time negro is up to no good as well !
>>675612403
when niggers try to use brains,
you have this.
>>675612403
cya
monkeyfingers
Come in and see the world's sickest CBer before he's banned
OOOH! OOH FUCK MY ASS!
Fucked up fam
This fucking guy could use some viewers man. Great potential.
are you willing to take the risk?
69 get
Gimme
>>675613041
Nuke um...
1, 2 or 3 and why.
None of the above, because they're about to fuck niggers.
>>675615367
/thread
>>675615367
And done.
Which would you choose?
>your family dies
>you get 100 milloin dollars
>>675617067
Money, hands down. I can buy a new family.
I would have said 100mil before, but that I have a kid, I keep the family.
Fuck me, rite?
>>675617202
Nah I can get that. If I had a kid I would have to choose family. Seeing as I only have a couple of alcoholics for parents and a sister i rarely speak to or meet the money would be the obvious choice.
YLYL/CRINGE THREAD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIOOL0fINQ8
First photo - arab mujahedin with head of serbian soldier in Bosnia and Herzegovina(1993). Second photo - albanian muslim and his son with heads of serbian policemen in Serbian province Kosovo and Metohija(1999).
In first case NATO(Bruxelles) bombed Bosnian Serbs and EU(Bruxelles) gave sanctions and embargo to Bosnian Serbs and Serbia for fighting against muslim scumbag.
In second case NATO also bombed Serbia for fighting this battle at our own soil. Bombing started at 24. March 1999. Have a good morning Bruxelles,Paris, Istanbul and all Europe.
Greetings from
Serbia
>>675615929
As an americunt i have always felt we joined the wrong team.
>Serbia stronk
>>675615929
NATO gives no fucks about what an individual believes in. NATO is there to bomb the fuck out of anything which endangers the staus quo of the "peace" in the countries of Nato, or the countries who have deep economical ties with NATO, meaning, a potential disruption of the status quo.
If you are bitter about it, feel free to bomb stuff, the goal has been reached and one or 100 idiots wrecking the peace is not a NATO concern, it is a local police concern.
Did you really think that anyone at NATO gives a flying fuck about religion, culture or creed?
>>being this butthurt - fuck you for baiting me and fuck me for taking it.
Tits are better than taking up the fight of someone else. Live, breed and die, leave the world in the same or better state than when you came.
r8 my tits /b/
>>675616105
Timestamp or gtfo
ya know, i like big areolas, the edges always seem to hang out of shirts/10
>>675616105
Not a fan tbh
