Bread #3
The last get, shoe on bag and I gave you fags free tater tots
69 is next
>>558606581
>bag
>>558606581
a bump for you kind anon
>>558606581
DICK IN TOASTER
ITT: Times we were totally alpha as kids
>be me
>end of 8th grade
>already not able to go to dave & busters on last day of school
>already not able to go to 8th grade grad dance party
>can barely go to "graduation" ceremony
>sitting at lunch, chillin and eating mozzarella sticks like a fucking beast
>5.75/10 hoe comes up to me
>"the fuck do you want"
>"i need a favor, and youre like the only one who would actually do it"
>imintrigued.gif
>"ok, what is it"
>"i need you to go pour milk on femanon"
>"why the fuck do you want me to pour milk on her? arent you guys like friends or some shit"
>"yeah, i guess, but she's wearing the same outfit as me today"
>"yeah, fuck that. im not getting into that shit"
>"please, ill do anything..."
>imaroused.webm
>shes a six on a good day, but i dont really give a shit
>pouring milk on a girl for a bj is definitely worth it
>tell her to buy milk
>acquire milk
>need to make it look like an accident
>mfw im planning milk shaming like its a murder
>spot girl across lunchroom
>time to make my move
Continue?
better be sweet
Continue
>>558581083
do it
DRAWTHREAD: /b/ gentle with me edition.
say yes to tera
>>558599702
I asked you to wear one of these outfits right?
How does Esti look so far?
Also requesting Estonia getting kinky with a bottle of vodka.
DrawThread
Does a person want a drawing of something?
Someone wanted lingerie but the thread died.
Here it is!
Ass request comin up next
To whoever said something about the people watching Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune being lonely souls:
>posting on /b/ during the summer
You're all lonely souls
Ex Illuminati member here, currently in a healing phase.
Here to answer your questions.
where are my car keys?
>>558591213
how many times have you been violated?
>>558591373
I don't know...
You fap you loose thread !
Keep it clean or I will report this thread.
>>558546974
give me the source and ill lose for you
>>558547067
Rylee Marks
Rate thread
Sir Raptor Randy Dinosaur Face.
0/10
What the fuck is in your mouth?
Averag /b/tard / 10
pokemon rape thread
Jeopardy Thread
remember to answer in the form of a question
Who is W.T. Snacks?
What is a moot
>>558565217
Correct,
I'm being sued for 10k and i wanna ask for some opinions on how fucked i am.
>Go to dog beach with my sister
>walking my dog next to the water
>some girl comes from the water and grabs my dogs face (without asking) to take a close look at his eyes. Because they are different colors
>dog freaks out bites the girls hand
>blood
Now im being sued for 10k for "medical bills"
Live in the states, my dog has all his shots,
what do u guys think my chances are?
They gonna put the dog down for being violent? :(
>>558560016
I don't think my dogs in any danger of being put down atm. So unless the judge says something about it when i go to small claims he should be ok.
>>558559730
It's the bitches fault as long as you can prove she came up and grabbed the dogs face it ain't your fault.
DRAW THREAD WOOO
http://4archive.org/b/thread/558515256
For anyone that may have missed their request from last thread.
>>558548385
I don't think Gary Busey has anything to do with drawing
>>558548917
it does. only the greatest of artists are insane
>no health care
>whites are a minority
>massive debt
>can't get elected unless you believe in Bronze Age fairy tales
>slavery and mass murder of indigenous people
>kill brown children in wars for cheap oil
>play a "sport" where large black men wear armour and grab each others' genitals
>no culture
>works like a mule but cant take vacations
>take credit for winning both world wars when you only played a minor role
>assassinates citizens with drones
>shoots kindergardeners on a yearly basis
>average citizen owns at least 3 guns
>still uses imperial system
>still tortures
>still has death penalty
>quarter of the population is in prison
>banana republic levels of income inequality
>high crime despite wealth
>high poverty despite wealth
>injecting chemicals into ground for cheap gas
>builds wood-houses and uses overground electricity
>majority of population denies evolution
>draconian levels of military spending
>mutilate their babby's genitals
>3rd world murder rate
>govt regularly starts a war every few years, typically with faked evidence for cheap oil
>govt can legally tap your phone
>govt can legally know what websites you visit and what books you got from the library
>govt can search your room if you drew a picture of a weapon
>>558556267
bump
i would do anything for a KFC Double Down right now
*** YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY LE PELICAN! *** post this in 3 threads or you will be fucking killed!
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what the fuck was that?
>>558564221
>>558564221
The hotel was reliving all the fucked up shit that had happened in it. This was one of them.
>>558564221
room 69
Trap thread go
Faggots in denial thread go.
>>558539125
jokes on you im not in denial
>>558538986
remove the nigger please, ruins the family photo
>>558546532
racism
>on 4chan
ban please
>>558546664
shut the fuck up you homosexual faggot
>>558546532
Let me guess,you're the skinny bitch with the gingerfro?
