In this thread, we pretend to be doctors from the middle ages.
>be me
>be bird mask doctor
>patient comes in complaining of ankle swelling
>fell off his horse
>being the great doctor I am I attach a buttload of leeches to the swollen area
>swelling goes down eventually
>patient is woozy so I prescribe some juniper berries
>tell him as long as he takes exactly the right amount he'll live
>he dies
>fucker must've not eaten enough juniper berries
>be bird mask doctor
>nobleman comes in saying he needs something to help him relax
>give him cow shit
>tell him to shove it up his arse
>he actually does it
>ohgodwhathasalchemydone.tapestry
>he leaves
>mfw it worked and he was relaxed as hell the whole damn time
>be bird mask doctor
>a woman starts complaining about plague
>tell her to drop some acid and sniff glue
>bitch gets well and lives
>comes back in a few months telling be about std's
>reported to the church
>bitch got burned for heathenism
Bumping for potential.
Ask a National Socialist anything
why are you 12
>>559018737
How fucking awesome is it to be us? Fellow Natsoc here.
>>559018737
Salute to you sir!
Info Thread!
"like the video and we'll sit in a koolaid bubble bath with cereal"
>inb4 404
>using the mobile app
buy a pc already..
Fucking QTS as usual on there.
Texas girls thread
Welcome, six back and let's post some bitches
I will post names if I have them.
I'm reppin 832
StreetChat is so based
>fat asian who tried to date me and spread rumors about me
>her friend's friend is kinda hot
37, 69 pick what I reply on her comment picture.
>>558991719
link to this thread
"let me just look away and pretend i dont know your taking a picture" picture
upskirt pls next time
Full video please of this
Maybe someone already have the 7min vid and can post it ?
i want this so badly too
>>559005113
>>559004992
Pls explain
>>559004992
Go ahead captain
Wazzup /b/, Joe back again with more stories for you. Will post last 2 stories in between story for anyone interested. aight lets start
>be me
>sophomore year
>last football game of official season at school
>decide to get drunk as fuck and go to game
>grab a 12 pack of dos equis
>staythirsty.gov
>chug all of it in 5 minutes
>getting pumped as fuck
>start walking to school
>oh shit the beers kicking in
>lightweight at the time
>get to school parking lot
>look over to field and see security taking tickets
>poorfag me has no money
>what the fuck am i gonna do
>remember that the bathroom has a back door thats usually unlocked
>gonna sneak in through there
>i gotta go all the way around the fence crouching so no one sees me
>the names bond, james bond
>finally get to bathroom door
>open the fuck out of it
>its unlocked
>walk right in to see some dude just taking a piss to the left of me
>he looks shocked
>put a finger to his lips
>”shhhhh. keep peeing.”
>guy gets a little hard
>aight
>walk out to bleachers
>find some of my friends sitting around
>”haaaai guzz.”
>”oh my fucking god are you drunk joe?”
>”lol hell yea”
>”jesus christ joe”
>”im-burp-im fyyyyne guize”
>”someones gonna find out and youll be so fucked.”
>”n-no ones gun find ou guiz”
>mfw these motherfuckers think im gonna get in trouble
>feeling like no one could fuck with me
>decide im hungry
>shiit i need money for that
>”h-h…hey geyz, u-u guys got any muuney?”
>”jesus christ joe, just take this 20 and dont get in trouble”
>lol why the fuck did you just give your drunk friend money you retarded piece of shit
>go to snack bar
>>558973907
story 1
>>558974045
Story 2
>>558974217
Story 3
Asian females are master race, try telling me otherwise.
Dumping my collection.
>>558975301
>>558975301
moar
>>558975810
my ID is better than yours.
>>558993594
nope, thats shit m8
>>558993594
Well there's no need to rub it in.
k
New comp, s/fur thread
Help me rebuild my folder please
>>558991134
fag
Cospray thread
mods
OP claiming ID
Post your best greentext
Here are tits for your enjoyment
>>558977463
>OP is fag
cant get any better than that
>>558977649
oh yes
>/thread
>>558977463
>One day I pooped pants
>Oh no.whateverthefuck
>Was in Wal-Mart
>Left underwear in stall and smeared poo EVERYWHERE
>(Okay, just on the wall and toilet.)
>Stole a sharpie before I walked in
>Wrote on underwear, "PLEASE CONTACT THE ANAL LEAKAGE FACILITY FOR ANY PROBLEMS REGARDING THIS PERSON'S ANAL LEAKAGE."
>Put my number on the underwear.
>4 hours pass
>Somebody called me, not from Wal-Mart
>They thought it was real deal.
>Told them we were testing a an anal leakage robot out that malfunctioned.
>I said all of our poop was donated by people who feel free to give their shit to science
>Gave them some P.O. Box of a bitch who lived nearby to send.
>More people called. I gave the same responses.
>I made people willingly send shit to a shitty neighbor.
>mfw
Teens go!clothing or not
Bump
Come on gies
Webm thread
last one 404'd.
>>558968409
