>go to omegle
>set interest to tumblr
>"legalize rape"
>post results
Do post in this thread and please bump occasionally if you're gonna be doing this as well so it doesn't 404.
>Explain your fist time
I lost it to a hooker, beat that!
>be me, 37th birthday
>convince one of the other librarians to come out for a drink
>put on my cleanest shirt and everything
>she said "happy birthday anon" and gave me a kiss on the cheek
>shot my wad in my pants immediately
>best
>birthday
>ever
>19
>metro boy
>hipster bar
>Sicilian slut
>three days later
>Howl's Moving Castle in the background
How does one get into the business of sucking dick for cash?
>>559207589
Find a male with cash. Inform them of your wishes. Enjoy your new 'career'.
just do it
>>559207589
its the world's oldest profession. everyone knows it starts with sharpie in pooper
Yesterday I saw a bunch of tid bits like this I found interesting. The thread died before I could go half way
Pls halp
>>559205116
I'll post what I have
>>559205180
>>559205248
Time for a feels thread.
>>559170750
Strait to the heart :'/
>>559170750
Bump
How do ugly guys get to fuck girls like this?
Is raping them and hoping you don't get caught the only viable solution?
>>559202114
Ever try talking? Im ugly as hell, and small talk works wonders
>>559202114
Yep
>>559202263
>Im ugly as hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlypQ0en07o
>>559202319
I thought so
Lets get a hayden panettiere thread going!
god i want her so bad
fucking everything about her drives me crazy
>>559188091
Go on, sir. Please tell us all about it.
Who is the hottest chan?
Thats not a sharpie...
ew what is that in her butt what the fuck. Where is the sharpie in the pooper?!?
>>559177683
not everyone can afford brand name
How do you guys deal with the fact that death is inevitable, everyone you love is going to die, nothing you own is truly yours, your life will never amount to anything, nothing truly makes any sense if you let yourself stop and think about it, you will never have peace of mind, you can never trust your memories or perceptions, you could die tomorrow, anything you do is ultimately futile pointless and inconsequential because time is going to destroy everything in existence, every single person you see is one day going to be a bloated rotting corpse, you have no idea if anything exists outside of yourself or if anyhing around you is real, the afterlife could be even worse than your current life, etc?
>>559197403
Just don't care.
Life's just too god damn beautiful (:
It's all about the journey, not the destination. You give your life meaning. To me life is pointless, but we're here, so might as well live by making the world less shitty for others.
>>559197403
speak for yourself
I remember a lot of my last life and bits from about 10 more before that
only newfagsouls who are on their first run worry about such things
/b/ what is the meanest thing a girl has ever said to you?
>>559178830
I love you
>>559178830
"I'm pregnant. I want to keep it, but I don't want it to be with you."
>>559178830
"Why is your brother attractive but you're so ugly?"
ITT: We talk NFL. Predictions, circlejerk, general shit. I predict the Jags will have a good year this year.
I think hes serious. lulz
Bills 15th year in a row no playoffs.
da burrs
![puddi_puddi_by_turkey_wang-d33z8ky[1].png](https://4chanarchives.com/image/image-404.png "puddi puddi by turkey wang-d33z8ky[1]")
ITT: only oldfags
>>559188897
*only fags
>>559188897
gi gugedetsga GIA PUDDI
Homeless stories thread?
Homeless stories thread.
I'll start with a story from when I was a kid.
>be around 11
>been homeless for about 2 years straight with my mom.
>not money other than monthly SSI checks that my mother gets for being legally blind.
>I help out, never complain, because she's my mom, you know? I'd do anything for her.
>Mom feels shitty, thinks she's a burden.
>The 1st of the month comes, its paycheck day.
>"Hey, Anon, why don't we go out to eat?"
>I tell her its a waste of money, we gotta put that toward food that lasts, rice, beans, etc.
>she's having none of it, orders me tp take her to The Jack in The Box.
>for anyone wondering, its basically a cheaper version of McDonald's, popular among the homeless in Texas.
>It wasn't much, but it was something.
>I take her there, order some food, and we sit at a table, making small talk.
>Just then, a homeless dude wanders inside the joint.
Continue?
Other half has isn't a sob story, just wanted to give you guys background.
lukring
>inb4 dinosaur, tree-fity, lochness monster
>>559156329
..... I'm sobbing since I have low t.
>>559156329
Sorry for the stupid cliffhanger, I just wanted to see if you guys cared.
>first thing this guy did was dump a assload of 40's into the trash.
>obviously fucking wasted.
>orders a fuck ton of food, pays in loose change.
>gets his food, wobbles and sits in the booth behind me.
>me and my mom notice, but don't let him bother us.
>ff 5 minutes.
>me and my mom are quietly eating, when all of a sudden, I feel something brushing the back of my hair.
>Wut
>turn around slowly, the dude is just staring at my hair while stroking it.
>"Shawn?"
>"W...what?"
>"You look like my boyfriend, Shawn."
>mybodyisnotready.jpg
>I have no idea what the fuck to do, just panicking in my booth.
>out of nowhere, a fist lands in this dudes face.
>dude is knocked to the floor, dazed.
>"Don't fucking touch my son."
>Dude gets up, throws a looping punch, my mom ducks inside it, hits the faggot in the throat.
>she drops to one knee, elbow to the nuts.
>guy just drops like a rag doll.
>mom drops a hammerfist to the dude's head.
>KO
>Cops come, arrest guy, they help us into a shelter for the night.
>we don't get any sleep because I bug my mom all night about how she became a Blind Brawler.
I have more stories, but not any more Blind-fu.
Mom only unleashed the dragon once.
It was enough.
What's her name /b/?
why aren't you with her?
Christine
Xbox One
Because i don't have enough money
because women are beta
and males are alpha
fuck women
Celebs part 2.
>>559163091
good
