sup /b/
rate my wife
would /b/ fuck my wife?
>>559152606
Can I look you in the eyes while I cum balls deep into her cunt?
Bodily Functions Thread
Alright /b/, I have to share this with you because I'm too ashamed to tell anyone I know.
Every morning, I have the same routine. Go in bathroom, turn shower on, get naked, piss in toilet, jump in the shower. Today was a bit different.
>turned on shower, got naked, started peeing
>feel one of those glorious morning farts coming on
>won't come out on its own, so I push a little when I'm peeing
>ahhh relief. empty bladder, empty fart hole
>turn to get in the shower
>wait, wut? why is my foot wet? was the shower curtain askew and some water sprayed out?
>look down, see brown
>jesus christ, I pooped my pants but without pants on
>I shit on the floor! I'm a grown ass man!
>it was that gooey liquid shit that you sometimes get when it accompanies those loose, soft turds
>I figured I'd better let it all out, so I sat down and blew it all out of my ass
>I was late for work because I shit on my floor
Anyone have any funny related stories?
Fart in front of a girl you like? Piss the bed at a chick's house? Shart at a party?
>>559137203
>>"I shit on the floor! I'm a grown ass man!"
oh my god my sides
>>559137203
>shart at a party
I lost.
I sharted on a train the other day, couldn't fucking believe it! I'm 28 years old!
>last night
>high as shit
>ate a whole pizza, 3 hot dogs, pickles, pepperoncini, some other shit
>today
>fucking keeling over the toilet
>ripping ass echoes through the house
>I achieve a new level of consciousness
>my sewer gator of a shit becomes etherial
>felt like I lost 5 pounds afterward
Random gif/webm
>>559143895
My thread now.
New thread Boxxy/Catie
>>559103573
yes.
>>559103573
yes
>doorbell rings
>open door
>see this
>wat do?
Thin mints NAOW!
>buy cookies
>close door
>>559126702
tell them to go home.
let's settle a city in the beautiful state of niggerland.
3 decides what to name it
Spaghetti
Mootskins9gag
name it Spaghetti
Drew this for draw thread that just 404'd
well lets start a new one then
so uhhh....
is this the new one?
>>559133135
theres also >>559133021
if we don't want a hitler OP
Can we get a cool Wallpaper thread going? Reinstalled Windows and forgot to do a folder backup.
Anything with beautiful colors and/or nerdy goes.
bump
>>559128012
Shameless self-bump
Bumping
Name my boobs!
Hall and Oates
>>559113631
time-stamp and now
skeeter
new webm
>>559115239
Fresh outta ffmpeg
God damn ipad can't play webm
>>559115909
>impying apple products can do shit
Ooooh, look at my dirt cheap Galaxy Tab 2. It plays webm's just great!
is this shooped?
and this
maybe this
Seems legit to me.
ITT WE KILL MOOT
If your ID starts with a number you are a HEALER.
If your ID starts with a vowel you are a BARD.
If your ID starts with a "/" or "+" you are a PALADIN.
If your ID ends with a "/" or "+" you are a DEATH KNIGHT.
If your ID starts AND ends with a "/" or "+" you are DRAGONBORN.
If your ID starts with "W","R","L","C" or "K" you are a WARLOCK.
If your ID starts with "Y","X","Z", a RANGER.
Otherwise you are a KNIGHT
Your last 2 digits represent the damage you do
difficulty@medium
name@moot
element@random
health@15000
http://dragonslayer.eu01.aws.af.cm/
http://dragonslayer.eu01.aws.af.cm/559101492
http://dragonslayer.eu01.aws.af.cm/559101492
nickname@opee
>>559101492
oh lawd
>>559101901
kek
Okay listen /b/. Last week my friends told me that since they've known me, they've wanted to bang the shit out of my mom. Now they've been teasing me and saying how much they want to bang her. I've always been sexually submissive, but I had no idea that this would turn me on so fucking much. My mom is happily married, oblivious to this, and I'm not looking to ruin my relationship with her forever, but the idea of my asshole friend's big cocks poking away at her is somehow really hot. What the fuck do I do? I'm into girls and shit, not guys, but this is turning me on, I might be bi.
Fletcher?
>>559092821
Pic is my mom if it wasn't obvious
>>559092821
OP is a faggot
On a serious note - you are into your mom yourself?
Straight ahead
Lurkin
would you fuck my sister?
i've been fantasizing about her for a long time but too pussy to make a move
tits or dont curr
any advice on how i can get it on with her?
she is not conservative and her personality is very flirty and shes in her horny teen stages so i feel i may have a chance
im not gonna say shes easy, but if i didn't know any better i would think shes a slut, i mean these are the types of pictures she posts on instagram for attention
