ITT: We talk NFL. Predictions, circlejerk, general shit. I predict the Jags will have a good year this year.
I think hes serious. lulz
Bills 15th year in a row no playoffs.
da burrs
ITT: only oldfags
>>559188897
*only fags
>>559188897
gi gugedetsga GIA PUDDI
Homeless stories thread?
Homeless stories thread.
I'll start with a story from when I was a kid.
>be around 11
>been homeless for about 2 years straight with my mom.
>not money other than monthly SSI checks that my mother gets for being legally blind.
>I help out, never complain, because she's my mom, you know? I'd do anything for her.
>Mom feels shitty, thinks she's a burden.
>The 1st of the month comes, its paycheck day.
>"Hey, Anon, why don't we go out to eat?"
>I tell her its a waste of money, we gotta put that toward food that lasts, rice, beans, etc.
>she's having none of it, orders me tp take her to The Jack in The Box.
>for anyone wondering, its basically a cheaper version of McDonald's, popular among the homeless in Texas.
>It wasn't much, but it was something.
>I take her there, order some food, and we sit at a table, making small talk.
>Just then, a homeless dude wanders inside the joint.
Continue?
Other half has isn't a sob story, just wanted to give you guys background.
lukring
>inb4 dinosaur, tree-fity, lochness monster
>>559156329
..... I'm sobbing since I have low t.
>>559156329
Sorry for the stupid cliffhanger, I just wanted to see if you guys cared.
>first thing this guy did was dump a assload of 40's into the trash.
>obviously fucking wasted.
>orders a fuck ton of food, pays in loose change.
>gets his food, wobbles and sits in the booth behind me.
>me and my mom notice, but don't let him bother us.
>ff 5 minutes.
>me and my mom are quietly eating, when all of a sudden, I feel something brushing the back of my hair.
>Wut
>turn around slowly, the dude is just staring at my hair while stroking it.
>"Shawn?"
>"W...what?"
>"You look like my boyfriend, Shawn."
>mybodyisnotready.jpg
>I have no idea what the fuck to do, just panicking in my booth.
>out of nowhere, a fist lands in this dudes face.
>dude is knocked to the floor, dazed.
>"Don't fucking touch my son."
>Dude gets up, throws a looping punch, my mom ducks inside it, hits the faggot in the throat.
>she drops to one knee, elbow to the nuts.
>guy just drops like a rag doll.
>mom drops a hammerfist to the dude's head.
>KO
>Cops come, arrest guy, they help us into a shelter for the night.
>we don't get any sleep because I bug my mom all night about how she became a Blind Brawler.
I have more stories, but not any more Blind-fu.
Mom only unleashed the dragon once.
It was enough.
What's her name /b/?
why aren't you with her?
Christine
Xbox One
Because i don't have enough money
because women are beta
and males are alpha
fuck women
Celebs part 2.
>>559163091
good
pics you aren't supposed to share.
me and my nephew.
You want to go to jail? Because that's how you go to jail.
>>559165474
buy more spins
Last girl you fapped to reached bump limit. Keep em comin.
So I had some family come visit me from a few states away this summer. It was my aunt and my two cousins, who are both females. I'm 18, ones 16, and the other just turned 13. Well I slept in the living room with my 13 year old cousin and my aunt and older cousin got to sleep in my bed. Here is a true story of what happened. And honestly, I could give two shits, It felt good and I'm moving soon, so fuck all.
>Be me
>Be second day my family is at my house, first day they spent the night
>In my house, younger cousin is there with me
>My other family goes outside for some reason and we're left in there alone, all innocent and shit
>We're about to make some sandwhiches
>She says "hey anon, can you pass me the bread."
>I say "Umm no, get your own bread"
>She says "But anon I was nice to you while you were sleeping last night"
I think nothing of it and pass her the bread
>Later that day we're in living room and she gets cold
>"Hey anon, can you get me a blanket I'm cold?"
>I'm feeling super lazy, and I be "Nah, get your own."
>"But Anon i was so nice to you last night"
>I think to myself, what the fuck is this bitch talking about? I then say "Well if you're nice again tonight wake me up so I know what you're doing."
Fast forward to that night
It's about 12 am all of house is going to bed. I say "night cousin" and that is that.
>I wake up feeling a warm sensation
>I'm erect as a mother fucker
>So warm, so lovely
>Notice clawing on my thigh, the feeling that is
>Looking up towards ceiling, then I look down
>my 13 year old cousin is sucking my dick
>DAFUQ.jpg
>She stopped looked at me and said "I thought I'd wake you when I was being nice this time, is it okay if I continue to be nice?"
>I think... I'm in shock... I'm grossed out, but turned on at the same time.
>I say "Go on"
>I start hearing it, the glorious sound, the deepthroats, my 13 year old cousin sucking my dick, so warm, so juicy
>I start to face fuck...
cont?
pic unrelated
I'll allow it
post pics of cousin
I'll give Moot new faces for you.
Will focus on images with the same angle, same or higher res, uniform lighting and similar skin texture.
>>559150731
moots been kimmy'd
>>559150731
>>559151457
Actual real faces are preferred.
Can we get a beautiful eyes thread?
Is that even a thing?
It is now.
gonna contribute what I have.
>>559157374
>eyes
Sisters ass thread, post your sisters ass!
>>559149793
No sisters. Have the wife's ass instead.
>>559149793
Bumpity bump bump
All girls are someone's sisters
Anyone??
She may have nudes and /b/ may have it. Deliver nao.
>>559155214
damn
>>559157382
Nice /b/ro! Got moar? Got info too?
Drawthread
taco edition
>>559133021
for the one who was talking about me that I need to stop doing the same that catfox did to me
you hurted my feelings... I don't do the same, she does in propouse, I do with unwittingly...
isn't the same...
drawing peeps for whatever anon ask it
>>559133365
>>559133365
/r/ Punku and Tohma kiss. <3
Wincest thread
It's time.
>>559148675
im ready
>>559148675
go on
More?