pics you aren't supposed to share.
me and my nephew.
You want to go to jail? Because that's how you go to jail.
>>559165474
buy more spins
Last girl you fapped to reached bump limit. Keep em comin.
So I had some family come visit me from a few states away this summer. It was my aunt and my two cousins, who are both females. I'm 18, ones 16, and the other just turned 13. Well I slept in the living room with my 13 year old cousin and my aunt and older cousin got to sleep in my bed. Here is a true story of what happened. And honestly, I could give two shits, It felt good and I'm moving soon, so fuck all.
>Be me
>Be second day my family is at my house, first day they spent the night
>In my house, younger cousin is there with me
>My other family goes outside for some reason and we're left in there alone, all innocent and shit
>We're about to make some sandwhiches
>She says "hey anon, can you pass me the bread."
>I say "Umm no, get your own bread"
>She says "But anon I was nice to you while you were sleeping last night"
I think nothing of it and pass her the bread
>Later that day we're in living room and she gets cold
>"Hey anon, can you get me a blanket I'm cold?"
>I'm feeling super lazy, and I be "Nah, get your own."
>"But Anon i was so nice to you last night"
>I think to myself, what the fuck is this bitch talking about? I then say "Well if you're nice again tonight wake me up so I know what you're doing."
Fast forward to that night
It's about 12 am all of house is going to bed. I say "night cousin" and that is that.
>I wake up feeling a warm sensation
>I'm erect as a mother fucker
>So warm, so lovely
>Notice clawing on my thigh, the feeling that is
>Looking up towards ceiling, then I look down
>my 13 year old cousin is sucking my dick
>DAFUQ.jpg
>She stopped looked at me and said "I thought I'd wake you when I was being nice this time, is it okay if I continue to be nice?"
>I think... I'm in shock... I'm grossed out, but turned on at the same time.
>I say "Go on"
>I start hearing it, the glorious sound, the deepthroats, my 13 year old cousin sucking my dick, so warm, so juicy
>I start to face fuck...
cont?
pic unrelated
I'll allow it
post pics of cousin
I'll give Moot new faces for you.
Will focus on images with the same angle, same or higher res, uniform lighting and similar skin texture.
>>559150731
moots been kimmy'd
>>559150731
>>559151457
Actual real faces are preferred.
Can we get a beautiful eyes thread?
Is that even a thing?
It is now.
gonna contribute what I have.
>>559157374
>eyes
Sisters ass thread, post your sisters ass!
>>559149793
No sisters. Have the wife's ass instead.
>>559149793
Bumpity bump bump
All girls are someone's sisters
Anyone??
She may have nudes and /b/ may have it. Deliver nao.
>>559155214
damn
>>559157382
Nice /b/ro! Got moar? Got info too?
Drawthread
taco edition
>>559133021
for the one who was talking about me that I need to stop doing the same that catfox did to me
you hurted my feelings... I don't do the same, she does in propouse, I do with unwittingly...
isn't the same...
drawing peeps for whatever anon ask it
>>559133365
>>559133365
/r/ Punku and Tohma kiss. <3
Wincest thread
It's time.
>>559148675
im ready
>>559148675
go on
More?
sup /b/
rate my wife
would /b/ fuck my wife?
>>559152606
Can I look you in the eyes while I cum balls deep into her cunt?
Bodily Functions Thread
Alright /b/, I have to share this with you because I'm too ashamed to tell anyone I know.
Every morning, I have the same routine. Go in bathroom, turn shower on, get naked, piss in toilet, jump in the shower. Today was a bit different.
>turned on shower, got naked, started peeing
>feel one of those glorious morning farts coming on
>won't come out on its own, so I push a little when I'm peeing
>ahhh relief. empty bladder, empty fart hole
>turn to get in the shower
>wait, wut? why is my foot wet? was the shower curtain askew and some water sprayed out?
>look down, see brown
>jesus christ, I pooped my pants but without pants on
>I shit on the floor! I'm a grown ass man!
>it was that gooey liquid shit that you sometimes get when it accompanies those loose, soft turds
>I figured I'd better let it all out, so I sat down and blew it all out of my ass
>I was late for work because I shit on my floor
Anyone have any funny related stories?
Fart in front of a girl you like? Piss the bed at a chick's house? Shart at a party?
>>559137203
>>"I shit on the floor! I'm a grown ass man!"
oh my god my sides
>>559137203
>shart at a party
I lost.
I sharted on a train the other day, couldn't fucking believe it! I'm 28 years old!
>last night
>high as shit
>ate a whole pizza, 3 hot dogs, pickles, pepperoncini, some other shit
>today
>fucking keeling over the toilet
>ripping ass echoes through the house
>I achieve a new level of consciousness
>my sewer gator of a shit becomes etherial
>felt like I lost 5 pounds afterward
Random gif/webm
>>559143895
My thread now.
New thread Boxxy/Catie
>>559103573
yes.
>>559103573
yes
>doorbell rings
>open door
>see this
>wat do?
Thin mints NAOW!
>buy cookies
>close door
>>559126702
tell them to go home.
