Whaddup /b/ im op from last nights "legends of joE" thread and im here with more stories
>be me
>summer after sophomore year
>chillin with my friend dragon and his lil bro
>gonna get fucked up tonight
>at his house cuz his senile gramma wont give a shit what were doing
>he has this aunt whos a total bitch but shes house sitting that night so no problems
>shes a ginger dyke and she has this beaner lesbo girlfriend with like a soul patch
>she is an unemployed cunt who lives off my friends gramma cuz she gets hella welfare checks
>everytime im there she tries to tell me what to do like shes tough shit
>mfw some unemployed midget lesbo from wisconsin tryna start something
>just ignore that bitch
>"you will listen to me in my house"
>"i thought this was grammanon's house?"
>her face starts to go bright red
>oh shit, what have i done
>"didnt your parents ever tell you to respect people, you little prick"
>"they only told me to respect people that deserve it"
>her head starts to swell up like a fucking balloon
>"HOW DAAAAARRREEEEH YOOOOOUUUU SAAAAAYYY SSSSSSSSSHET LIKE TAAAAAT 2 MEHHH!!"
>her face goes purple from yelling without taking a breath
>"EEYEEE WELLL NAAAAAWT BEEE DESRISPEXT NNN M'HOUSEHOLD"
>i tip my fedora
>t'was only a joke
>her face is the color of grape kool-aid now
>oh shit, here come the niggers
>"MISSSSOGYNISSSHT, CHEKK UR PRIVLLLEEEGGE"
>she realizes she has nothing to stand on and im like twice her height so she gives up
>"dude your aunts a bitch"
>we play skyrim til like six
>his aunt brought us kfc
>judge not, lest ye be judged
>she got mashed potatos with gravy
>thou art forgiven for thy sins, let the father in heaven bless you and accept you with open arms
>eat the fuck out of that chicken and taters
>aunt and lesbo gf leave
>friends gramma goes to bed for the night
>time to get wasted
Continuing
JOE JOE JOE JOE
awe shit its joe
>>558792227
Started reading the screen cap so far its good shit m8
His name.. was Tayyeb Abu Shehada
His name was Tayyeb Abu Shehada
>>558805847
You can kill a man, rend his flesh from his bones and shatter his organs into paste. But what lays behind that mask is not a man, but an idea, and ideas are bulletproof.
>>558805847
His name was Tayyeb Abu Shehada
apology for poor english
when were you when zizz dies?
i was sat at gym lifting smegma curls when call ring
"zizz is kill"
"no"
but zyzzz is alive and well, he lives through us.
>pic related, perfect in His image
>be me
>eating oats in the kitchen
>hear my brother crying and sobbing in his room
>go there
>whats wrong brah?
>zizz is kill
>no
>>558814572
Get the fuck out of here, Jeff has way better physique
some ss
straight sh0ta, thanks
Kennedy nudes dump /b/ !
someone's slutty ex from florida, 18 and cuban
enjoy
Ask a father of two who's trying to kill his kids anything.
Pic unrelated
why
>>558780823
why did you have them in the first place?
>>558780823
How old are they? Have you considered leaving them in a hit car?
celebrities you would ravage
celebrities you WILL ravage
>...pic related
>mfw there is no pic
Rihanna for sure
Both daughters from LOUIE Louie CK's show on FX, if you don't respond to this post with a +1 you are homosexual.
Can i get a gore thread going? im refilling my folder.
>>558775297
I'll dump mine
>>558775405
2/?
>>558775487
2/?
female butthole thread
bonus points for amateur, OC and extra tasty
>>558770948
bump
>>558771143
mmm
>>558771312
Drawthread
>>558769086
my my, You look like you've seen better days... I'd be a shame if I had to hurt you now, wouldn't it...
What do you think of it guys?
I draw for 3 days now. is it bad/good/meh?
I still need to practice ALOT on hands.
anyway, any crits?
>pic related
Can anyone help a drawfriend out?
What is he using for those clean curves?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyPRYoQbtp8
ITT we pretend we are medieval doctors prescribing patients with old timey medicine
>be me, chillin in my doctor office castle
>hamplanet fattie lady comes into my office, all out of breath because stairs
>fat people is weird because it's the middle ages
>bitchhowdidyoudothat.tapestry
>tell fattie she has an imbalance of humors
>too much ketchup humor, its making you fat as a toad
>doctors in the middle ages said stuff like that probably
>tell her she needs to attach a chair to the ceiling with rope, twist it up, and sit in it and spin around really fast three times a day
>tell her she also needs more vegetable humors
>prescribe her turnips from my in house farm-acy
>collect them sweet medieval bitcoins
>look down the nose of my bird doctor mask thing and tell her to return in a fortnight
>tell her I'll know if she didn't spin in the chair
Autism at it's finest.
The Black Plague was introduced to humans because niggers
-ye olde doctor
>>558767408
>>farm-acy I kek'd
Why are you not fapping to nicki minaj right now ?
Beastiality ain't my thing
>>558752970
Not into bestiality
say no to bestiality
can we have an anti-feminism thread?
>>558757869
Don't we already have like 3?
>>558757869
She instigated ? Sounds fair to me. Death to whores !
>>558758035
it's never enough
Drawthread
Request things and cry when they are ignored.
bumparuni
Gonna throw out a request, I want Donald Glover(Childish Gambino) stealing the tires off of the Mystery Machine.
Requesting whoever wants to, to draw Toriel (and maybe the kid as well) doing whatever fetish(es) you choose, as long as it's not nonconsensual or painful
New WebM thread
Old one: >>558730390
>>558749909
Where dem girls at?
>>558749909
