For the people who are successful with women. What do you find is the fastest way to get laid and meet girls?
Rule number 1:
don't ask 4chan for advice
let me make this clear: ull never understand my goddamn grayamorous demonkin issues!!!!!!!! quit triggering me, u UTERUS-BEARER-OVERPRIVILEGED BASEMENT DWELLER!!!!!!! ?(ò_ó?)? dont u see how erasing multIETHNIC, TRANSETHNIC & PARAGENDER-ALIGNED WYMYN, IS PROBLEMATIC, U CISHET-PRIVILEGED VIRGIN????? (????)?*: ??? its not my goddamn job 2 educate u, u middle, class-privileged scum!!! ~~*dont mention SEXUALITY LABELS, ITS REALLY TRIGGERING 2 ME!!!!*~~ (?°?°)?? ??? acknowledge that patriarchal beauty standards keeps me from having any damn rights!!!!!!!!
fastest = drunk girls
best = be everythin they ever need
This one time, my gf and I were walking home from a party, and she was super fucking wasted, and she decided she couldn't hold her piss in anymore. So she was squatting down and pissing on the sidewalk (street was empty obv), and halfway through pissing, she suddenly dropped a big steaming pile of diarrhea.
She cried. I laughed my ass off.
>>558498393
pic related?
>>558498482
well obv its kinda related u morgon
must have been a huge relief. am always so glad to be rid of that stuff killing my gits
baytjail
BAIL THREAD
>>558498337
hi Olivia
>>558498337
Hi Maria.
Help a guy rebuild his webm folder
>>558484318
mfw
This girl was hit by lightning last week while masturbating secretly outside behind a tree, your thoughts on the matter? She lost a bunch of nerves in her fingers and pussy
>>558494185
i bet she had an electrifying orgasm
how shocking
What a shocking turn of events
There has to be more of this girl
There is a ton more, but no noods.
>>558485647
Like... Clones?
>>558485740
even NOT noods would be great to see more of
ITT: We describe our most recent sexual encounter with another human being.
ur age/their age: 25/25
Who: GF
What: we fucked
When: last night, approx 21:30
Where: in bed
Position: Missionary
How long: 20 mins
Details: after dinner and a few drinks, chiling on the couch watching south park. I get bored, lay up next to her. kiss her neck, put her hand on my cock
>insta-wet
I say let's go to the bedroom. She plays with my cock a bit while play w/ her tits, then fuck her. She always moans alot because mine is the only one to fuck her. Put a condom on so I came in her, but not in her.
what about you /b/ros?
pic unrelated, i just have a facial fetish
>>558467338
who: right hand
when: 30 mins ago
ur age/their age: 23/16
Who: GF
When: Today
Where: couch
Position: cowgirl
How long: 1 hour and 40 min
>>558468271
sureeeeeeeeee
DRAW THREAD II: NOT A STALKER EDITION 3 I KINDA NEED TO PEE
>>558485285
draw a cat wearing a chefs hat
>>558485416
one chef cat coming up
>>558484878
Most sexual experience with sister
None because I'm not a fucking basement dweller that has no other females to interact with.
>>558468558
kissing her vagina as she was asleep
probably around age 12
>>558468558
My fetish is that i dont have a sister. I actually dont have one and my life is complete big fetish. It's hard to say if this is the most sexual experience with sister if i dont have one.
89 gets a cheese pizza free of charge delivered to their house. If in first 30 rolls I'll include a topping of your choice
>>558462936
i'm not going to tip
>>558462841
Roll
Them teens!
MODS! End this now!
Diaper thread? Diaper thread. Posting diapered bitches until the thread dies or mine leaks!
>>558458067
>>558458309
More like this /b/?
>>558465084
go on
You have 10 SECONDS
>>558452591
force banged your sister
Fuck you OP, no one warthog nebulas my sister except for me.
Last night I group of jets big bang'd your sister.
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>>558455523
Not enough of these threads anymore
>>558455523
Yes poland and germany being kawaii together - I love it !
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