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>>558313881
how did you know? O_O
You groove. You lose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ax_sCfqrw-k
caught me off guard n grooved m8
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDj7DuHVV9E
>>558274167
I liked that. Didn't make me groove though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0K4Lgsq5Xk
If 27, I'll an hero on cam.
>will delivar.
don't do it op
OP life is too good for you to just give it up like that.
u haev weird tittiez
also, don't do it
teen feet
last one died way too quickly
also, why dont you just herpa derpa derpy derp?
>>558294621
why
i cant figure out how to fuck annemarie in unteralterbach
>can some1 plz help?
OP will deliver
1/10
ITT: we sum up a board with 1 picture
>/v/
/b/
>>558297507
/fit/
this is more accurate for /v/
I've always thought my sister was hot, but she just posted this picture on her fb, now I want to fuck her so bad, wat do?
/B/rah now i want to fuck her too... maby some more pics
>>558287447
>>558287819
Yeah, we're going to need more pics. For science
Dont be shy just post them
Lifehack thread.
Requesting those relating to food or cops.
Okay, /b/, you will follow me from now on my journey from shit to awesome starting today
I will be your game, sometimes i just tell you some of my stories, sometimes i will make decision threads and the first decision that gets 10 votes will be that i will do in my life. Sometimes i will deliver pics/vids too, but only if i want.
You will recognise me by this drawing, it will follow me around from now on
My base stats:
>age:18
>Sex: m
>location: Austria
>Job: school, but very much time left
>body: thin, not many muscles, but still strong, average face, glasses
>gf: yes, long distance for 2 years, i never saw her face to face and its very frustraring
>skills: progeamming, flighting, very intelligent, understands how money works
>shit at: english, having friends, speaking to girls
Questions will be answered honestly
>inb4 give your personal data
Okay. What now?
No one cares about you or your shit drawing op.
Become an hero.
An hero
YLYL
>>558286070
No fuck you
>>558286189
No, fuck you.
>>558286548
No, fuck you.
new webm thread
>>558285535
>That toilet brush.
Sup /b/ros. Just got kicked out of house along with my brother. He failed his college class and i passed all seven of mine with a's. Anyway i just got thsi appartment and i wanted to share some highschool stories with you guys.
>>558276683
Hey good for you man. Leave this board and don't ever look back
First one
>Be me be 17 US gov ap class
>Teacher is a 22 year old bitch who is still taking classes on teaching
>always gets mad if you interrupt her or say somthing happend anyway other then hers
>One day im doing my work just looking down when all of a sudden "Hey sleepy wake up"
>Not knowing who she means i just ignore it She repeats it 4 time and keep in mind i have a pencil in my hand and i am taking notes for the up coming test.
>All of a sudden she slaps my desk and throws my papers on the floor
>"Anon i told you 3 times to wake up" confused i told her "Correction you told sleepy to wake up. Also it would be useless if you told me as i was awake taking notes which you just knocked off of my desk."
>Tells me im disrespectful makes me stand in the back of the class and takes all of my notes.
>>558277223
Go into class
Handcuff bitch teacher
Rape her bitch ass
????
Profit
Today, while I was riding in a bus, a totally random girl fell asleep on my shoulder. I was confused at first, and too shy to wake her up, but after a while I decided that it made me feel objectified and violated.
I was one of many unsuspecting men subjected to shoulder rape. We must put a stop to this. Victims of shoulder rape must speak out and end this cursed atrocity; a vile act still permitted in our 'civilized' societies.
#EndShoulderRape
>>558281949
>implying we're not serial shoulder rapists
you'll have to bring your complaint to tumblr
>>558281949
Brilliant make it trend!!
>>558282143
You disgust me, you.... shoulder rapist. That vile and cruel act not only produces prolonged severe shoulder pain and cramps but also reduces the PERSON, whose shoulder you slept on, to a pillow, a tool, a sleeping object. WE ARE NOT TOOLS for you to use whenever you like!
/b/ can't count to 10, prove me wrong.
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Hello /b/, would you like to take control of someone's life?
Here's the deal, I'm bored, depressed and without any aspirations. I need some excitement in my life but I'm just too boring to live an exciting life, so I decided to let you guys run it.
Your job, should you decide to take this up, is to make the decisions in my life.
I will post a little bio on me after this, but not too much because it seems like the OP can no longer bump his own thread, so in the interest of keeping the thread alive I prefer you ask specific things you want to know instead of me making a single post that won't help the thread.
But first some ground rules.
>This is not a # decides type of thing.
I will tell you everything I am currently doing, everything that I’m currently planning to do and we will discuss them until the thread comes to an agreement on something I should do.
>Nothing criminal/socially suicidal
I want an exciting life and if I’m in jail or become a social outcast that's not going to happen. But I promise you, if you decide on something crazy that's not a crime or will not ostracize me, I will deliver.
>I will deliver
After you make a decision I will record the entire ordeal, as well as document my life on intervals of days or maybe weeks.
>You will run my life
You will be making the decision, I'll be on the threads only to clarify doubts and provide details, nothing more.
How old are you? What is your level of education?
>>558273190
I’m 22 years old; I’ll turn 23 on September 11.
I am currently not working, but I am in college, my mom and dad are paying for it and I feel like shit because of that.
I’m from Panama, the country in South America, so my native language is Spanish but I learnt English when I was 10 so my English is quite OK but still with a heavy accent. (I tell you this because of the recordings I will be making)
I’m single, I had a girlfriend for 4 years but she dumped me because she saw that I couldn’t offer her anything, and I’m still trying to get over her.
I’ve been browsing 4chan since 2008, and my main boards are /v/, /co/, /b/, and /tv/. I don’t know why this is relevant just thought I’d throw it out there.
I have a tattoo on my head, but the hair covers it.
If you have any other questions, just ask.
In my next post I will tell you what I’m doing/planning right now.
Show us a picture of urself
