/b/ can't count to 10, prove me wrong.
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Hello /b/, would you like to take control of someone's life?
Here's the deal, I'm bored, depressed and without any aspirations. I need some excitement in my life but I'm just too boring to live an exciting life, so I decided to let you guys run it.
Your job, should you decide to take this up, is to make the decisions in my life.
I will post a little bio on me after this, but not too much because it seems like the OP can no longer bump his own thread, so in the interest of keeping the thread alive I prefer you ask specific things you want to know instead of me making a single post that won't help the thread.
But first some ground rules.
>This is not a # decides type of thing.
I will tell you everything I am currently doing, everything that I’m currently planning to do and we will discuss them until the thread comes to an agreement on something I should do.
>Nothing criminal/socially suicidal
I want an exciting life and if I’m in jail or become a social outcast that's not going to happen. But I promise you, if you decide on something crazy that's not a crime or will not ostracize me, I will deliver.
>I will deliver
After you make a decision I will record the entire ordeal, as well as document my life on intervals of days or maybe weeks.
>You will run my life
You will be making the decision, I'll be on the threads only to clarify doubts and provide details, nothing more.
How old are you? What is your level of education?
>>558273190
I’m 22 years old; I’ll turn 23 on September 11.
I am currently not working, but I am in college, my mom and dad are paying for it and I feel like shit because of that.
I’m from Panama, the country in South America, so my native language is Spanish but I learnt English when I was 10 so my English is quite OK but still with a heavy accent. (I tell you this because of the recordings I will be making)
I’m single, I had a girlfriend for 4 years but she dumped me because she saw that I couldn’t offer her anything, and I’m still trying to get over her.
I’ve been browsing 4chan since 2008, and my main boards are /v/, /co/, /b/, and /tv/. I don’t know why this is relevant just thought I’d throw it out there.
I have a tattoo on my head, but the hair covers it.
If you have any other questions, just ask.
In my next post I will tell you what I’m doing/planning right now.
Show us a picture of urself
>ITT: Post the car you'd use for a Batmobile if you were Batman.
>Must be available in black.
>Your Batmobile, not Bruce Wayne's - don't post it if you couldn't afford it.
I'd use one of these.
Someonw wanna fap to my ex?
>>558264548
i'm not horny right now, nonetheless, post pics
bump
Is that all you got? Show some of her beaver and I might give it a pull.
no thx
non-porn .webm
Can we get a work stories thread, /b/?
I'll start with a short one.
>working at Menards
>standing under sign pointing to the bathrooms
>nigger walks up
>"hey muh mayne wheres da bathrooms be at?"
>don't say anything, point up
>"oh, okay"
>get a call later from GM
>nigger filed a complaint on me for disrespecting him
>mfw
Hah. niggs can't into white boy humor
>get job
>get pushed around
>get annoyed
>get angry
>get fired
Story of my life
>>558231878
No stories?
Come have breakfast with me /b/. I'll be there in 45 mins. See you soon.
http://www.earthcam_com/usa/florida/miami/?cam=miami
Has this become the new cardstand?
Florida.
Not even once.
>>558262752
Hey! I live here.
Uh hello, /b/!
I'm new to this website and I heard it's cool to browse just like 9GAG :D I love gaming and snapchat.am is my favorite website I luv going on the chatroom and fighting for the gay community !! I'm 13 years old and proudly bisexual <3 Please don't tell me to go back to tumblr or twitter because I just want some new frends ^_^ <3 thanks for reading this!~
if you want to talk to me go on snapchat.am and go to the chatroom! I'm Cj_calvin ;o thnx /b/ luv you.....<3
Erm, HEY! You're the first one x3 congratz! But I'm still confused hehehe<3 OH WELL heres another pic of my face :3
more pics plox
I'm going to take over for Lily in haunting /b/ tonight! Ask away!
Last thread: http://4archive.org/b/thread/558235884
>>558261739
That one supportive anon from the last thread here, just saying that I was really worried that you weren't going to do this for some reason. And I have no idea why.
Anyways, I'm not sure I ever got your name, so as a first question, what might it be?
>>558262172
I...can't really say wither, Anon. Like Lily, I don't really remember my own name from my previous life!
fuck off newfag, you saw someone get his thread popular and now you're trying to be famous by doing same thing
So /b/, which one?
>>558264837
dat old guy obviously
any, im in no position to be picky
Which one is most likely to take it in the ass?
OC creep thread? OC creep thread!
In the train.
Rate My GF. She's 14, I'm 19.
We're both monitoring the thread.
she looks about 28
pedo bear approves
>>558254753
She'll move on once she realizes the world is more than just high school friends.
friends you cum to
>continued from >>558226403
>>558252440
nice dress she got
Chicks in onepiece thread?
chicks in onepiece thread
chicks in leotards welcome too
chicks in bread okay?
>>558238953
>alter request
>doesn't contribute
>fuck you
New bread, anon trying to romance a spic
Bamp
suck my dick faggot
>>558239163
*I pull your panties aside and start furiously licking your clit.*
