I crossed the niagra border today and immediatley EVERYONE looked so stupid ugly and fat. It is a FACT that canada is a better country in every way. America is a piece of shit
Wanna hear a joke?
America.
>>558358171
True
Pokemon Box v. 2.0 - No sleep
Also, cute umbreons are always approved.
You know what to do, i'm the grill this time
1/3/5
>>558349461
Can you put a bananaskin over that dick for me? I'll send you my tits if you do
>>558349881
Ding ding ding, we have a winner
>>558349461
Cum on a picture of your mom and ill send a video from my phone
First one I like, i take
So, I have been holding off on posting these. But this cunt tried ruining me awhile back. Anyone want nudes?
Shore.
>>558339597
Not posting yet?
>>558339597
Go for it faigt,
Feels thread
>>558334485
>be me
>be drunk
>fuck with gf
>she likes it in the ass
>she eats the cum
pic related
Go Go Go
>>558339115
OP,on a side note do you want to be my friend? :)
>>558339115
You didn't even post digits faggot
>>558339313
op plz
wheres the teens at /b/?
>>558346351
>dat nasty looking droopy pussy
>>558347120
virgin fag detected
YLYL
OP is a faggot
>>558341767
FUCK HEAVEN NOT YOU AGAIN YOURE ALWAYS IN MY FUNNY THREADS GTFO NEWFAG
>>558342109
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Hey /b/ can you make me look cool?
Impossible
>>558347021
bitch i fucked more girls than you stop being a faggot and start fucking ur mum har xd
It's the hat. You know it's the hat.
Stop being a retard.
Hey /b/,
I am a High School English teacher. Last semester, I assigned my class Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men, and Shakespeare's Hamlet. Pretty typical for an English class, right?
Well, one student who had already been on my nerves the entire year (and, I mean, he was constantly disruptive, would come into class wearing flashy dresses and excessive amounts of make-up, both of which being against school policy, but, you know, political-correctness. At one point, he actually had the nerve to read passages from Judith Butler's "Gender Trouble" during a lecture!) decided that the material in the books was too "triggering" for him.
OK, no big deal. I'll just let him pass on the assignment and offer him extra-credit shit, I thought, thinking he would stop making such a fuss.
Well, the next day, I walk into class only to find said student fuming, labeling me a "fascist misogynist" (I'm female, and have been sexually harassed by other faculty members AND students) and the principal breathing down my neck that the students got together and started a petition to have me fired for endorsing material which promotes "violence against women, racism, and other 'problematic views'."
I have since been suspended and am awaiting review. I'm still fuming all these months later.
>>558331994
The fuck. Where is this?
Think of it this way, OP: two of my favorite writers (Simone de Beauvoir and Pier Paolo Pasolini) were both fired from their teaching jobs for bullshit as well. Maybe this will be the start of a promising literary career for you.
>>558332208
I teach in Oregon (although, I don't live in Portland, surprisingly enough).
old thread was gay
7, 4 and 9 decide
Nothing much too, just masturbating
Just thinking of you, on MAI DUCK
>>558336110
reroll
Trap/CD/Shem
Alien thread
Do you believe in Aliens? If yes, will contact be ever made? When? Will they be peaceful?
ayy lmai
AYY LMAO
Drawthread: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
>inb4 stalker thread
>>558324417
That stalker shit was bad.
Requesting anal of her.
Fight thread? Fight thread!
Post your best fight.webms of fight.gifs.
>>558330249
lolled so fucking hard it hurts
