ITT: Stories about tech impaired parents, older relatives etc. Basically anyone you know who isn't good with the internet. I'll start
>Mom bought Dad a birthday laptop last year
>'Here you go Anon Sr! Now you won't have to worry about sharing your work laptop with the kids (my dad is in fifties, computer illiterate like Mom, I have two kid brothers aged 8 and 13 who shared the 'home' PC w/Dad since I moved out).
>Dad slowly starts to get more tech knowledge
>normally never knew how to launch a browser but when I come home to visit he starts conversations about things like Word vs OpenOffice (note: I am a LaTeX user) Firefox vs Chrome etc.
>Pretty soon he's shopping online for gifts, using Netflix,
>using the laptop essentially becomes his retirement hobby. His study where he used to clumsily type out documents and actually use a fax machine is now a crude approximation of a battle station.
But then he decided to fly too close to the fucking sun. He made the mistake of assuming that his general tech knowledge surpassed my own. This came to a head the other day as follows.
>I come home for the weekend for a few days with the last of my holidays from work
>dinner, watching TV with the little bro's, casual chat with Mom.
>Dad still in his battlestation the whole time
>around 11 I'm chilling in the sitting room, everyone else asleep, when Dad slips in to the room
>'Hey anon, how are ya?' We do the motions, then he says he needs a hand with something and invites me to the study
>'You see anon, I've been trying to get onto this website for free movies and TV shows. It's a weird Japanese site that apparently you need a 'cookie' or something to fool. Any idea how to do it?'
>He says something along these lines as we walk in the door
>I walk in, look at the screen
>sadpanda.jpg
>he's trying to get on fucking exhentai
>and he believes I don't know what it is and he's doing some secret agent level shit bringing me into this equation
>mfw
>>559446751
There is more to this story if anyone is interested
>>559447193
Yes
>>559447193
sure
Any computer nerds in here? I need some help.
Wanna start learning programing since i will need to get a job later on. What language of programing should i learn and what program should i use to make them?
>>559447524
visual basic
>>559447524
>>>/g/ ento
>computer nerds
>vb
>fuck off
GWbasic or Qbasic
LifeHacks general
shit attention whores do for the fame
attention whore cringe thread?
Not sure if this counts but I'll post anyway
>>559440574
>stop commenting
Should I shoot him? Will post video.
doooo eet
>>559450084
oh yes, you should
Please do.
(ID: WDe4G5Oe)
new mene: le upset hat man
nop fuck you mod
Okay.
posting on ebin bread
What's this guys name?
Hubert Cumberdale
I swear I created him in oblivion once...
Hendrick Cunburger
ITT: Times you were in severe danger. I'll start
>be me, 16
>3 years ago
>on trip in East Africa
>tension there is high at this time
>driving to American embassy
>suicide bomber from terrorist group "Al shabaab" an heros across the street from us
>shrapnel flies everywhere, one piece goes through the car window and cuts my arm
>we speed out of the area and drive straight to the hospital
>>559415084
Never been in severe danger but I'm interested in answers so bump
I'll bump with peaceful gifs/pics
>>559415552
Thanks anon
You have the power to fuck one woman a day for one week. Any woman in the world. Who do you choose?
Day 1 : Natalie Dormer
Day 2 : Molly Quinn
Day 3 : Kat Dennings
Day 4 : Eva Green
Day 5 : Emma Watson
Day 6 : Kristen Stewart
Day 7 : Scarlett Johansson
Your mom
Your mom
Your mom
Your grandma (gotta shake things up)
Your mom
Your mom
Your mom
>>559413587
>Your grandma (gotta shake things up)
you'll need a shovel
Oprah
Oprah
Oprah
Oprah
Oprah
Oprah
Oprah
/b/ are you fucking okay
>>559436292
What do you think of vsauce?
>>559436292
What do you think of vsauce?
>>559436292 (OP)
What do you think of vsauce?
Give me your GF KIK and In will post results
eehhh?
cassiie123
^implying I have a gf
^implying my gf has kik
Why do I keep getting banned from YouNow? Opening accounts with Twitter. Suddenly ban. I dont even say anything.
Any ideas?
>>559405769
Clear cookies. It checks for previous bans.
Hmm, maybe its your fucking IP???
any good streams?
All the ones I have been in are ruined by BM/heros and lag.
Drawthread.
Request pictures to be drawn.
References preferred.
>>559429068
its been such a long time since ive been in one of these
Requests?
>>559429263
an hour or two?
>>559429068
/r/equesting Gravelord Nito hanging out with Eddie from Iron Maiden, and Vic Rattlehead from Megadeth.
What phones do you have /b/? Which is the best? Give me your recommendations on what phone to get.
Ran over mine while pulling out of the driveway like a dumbass.
S4. Not the best looking phone but at least it got removable battery.
>>559419569
>>559420142
GOT grills thread
About time
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