Ass thread
Butt thread
Booty Thread
Donk thread
Quadruple points for ladies in this pose because it reinforces my dick with Titanite.
>>559492139
>>559492192
>>559492139
+1 for the Dark Souls joke.
>Sadly have nothing to share
A girl and her dad died when they were hit by a plane on the beach.
RIP Oceana
http://m.ajc.com/news/news/georgia-girl-9-hit-by-plane-on-beach-dies/ngqLK/
>>559481882
Did it happen on the beach? In Venice?
>>559481882
poor plane. Is it ok? Can they fix it?
So my life fucking sucks and I am going to shoot myself in the fucking face at the corner of St Peter and Bourbon St in New Orleans' French Quarter at 3:30pm local (central) time.
Lucky for you ingrates, there's a cam there!
(Won't let me post URL because "HURR DURR SPAM - go to earthcam and look up Bourbon St
I can't prove anything more than that I am currently sitting at the Erin Rose Irish pub on Conti St shooting whiskey and getting prepared - bartender doesn't even know I have my 9mm under my jacket.
So yeah, tune in if you have nothing better to do - I am so over this shit
>>559486276
So who's gonna call the bar and let them know about the suicidal drunk man with a gun which sits amongst them?
>>559486851
There are only 3 people here right now - summer lull in the French Quarter. It's ok though, I will take my show on the road; plenty of places open right now in the quarter to get properly wasted before go time.
dont see you
>pic related
It's my sister
>if someone bubbles it
I'll post creepshots from when she was sleeping I took them a week ago
>tiny little boxers
>Loose low cut shirt
>you can peek some of her goods
Bubble it
Wtf
Bumping for interest
Wtf
69 chooses what I say to this.
>>559483509
NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111oneoneone
"Like if you think her dad didn't give her enough attention growing up which is why she leeches off the rest of us to feel pretty"
Wow you're ugly.
Fat ass thread.
>inb4 obese
>inb4 donkey
>>559470506
If that's a fat ass, then I have a micro penis.
You do sir. Enjoy.
So guys, I'm giving away a free copy of watch dogs for the PC. It's a download from www.GeForce.com/GETWatchDogs
If you want the code, reply with your e-mail and tell me why you want the game.
Please make sure you can run it.
Requirements: http://www.game-debate.com/games/index.php?g_id=4546&game=Watch%20Dogs
[email protected]
Because we have holidays atm and i have nothing better to do
>>559472895
And you are sure you can run it?
And you really want it?
[email protected]
because PCs are the worst for gaming
and watch dogs is overrated
ITT: Pornstars born in the same year we were born in.
Emily Grey 1995.
more Emily Grey.
Adrianna Lily
1994
Kim kardashian. What do you mean by "she isnt a pornstar"?
Some good reading /b/
Pref greentext
pic related
Lurking/bumping
lurk lurk lurk lurk lurk
I don't have much, little faggots, but here's some reading for you.
alright /b/. 10/10 trap thread. show us your best, most fapped to trap pics.
>>559456559
>>559456559
>show us your best
>posts a shoop
>>559456754
haha! no.
>>559456559
yes!
What do I do?
I've been with my girlfriend for about 3 years now.
In the beginning, we had sex daily and we both enjoyed it, that changed for the past 6 months or so.
We now have sex like once every 1,5 weeks.
I know for a full 100% she's not cheating.
She is still happy with me and tells me she loves me daily and gets happier every day.
We live together, but no sex lately...
She always tired and not in the mood.
WHAT DO?!
I know them feels.
Im in the same situation, but with my boyfriend :/
>>559454070
How... how can a guy not want sex...
I would kill for some regular sex.
I would kill for freaking cyber sex by now -.-
>>559453902
You sound young OP.
How old are you guys?
Sup /b/... So I am the fat dickless jewfro fuck in these photos here. I posted a picture yesterday and a bunch of people recognized me and requested that I make an ask me anything thread so here it goes.
Ask me anything.
I can post a pic with timestamp if this thread goes anywhere or I am asked. So let's begin...
where is your dick
>>559457319
It's hidden in my large amount of fat in located around my pubic region.
Otherwise known as a FUPA.
what the fuck is going on in here
Rate my ass /b/?
>>559455536
8/10 nice and round also love the drooping balls
>>559455536
Nice low hanging fruit buddy, 10/10 would lick
>>559455536
Mine's 100 times better. Pic related.
ITT: wincest thread
I don't fucking know, times of incest when you were a kid or any time in your life you can remember
Pic not related (hue)
>>559441831
bump
>>be 11
>>Female cousin be 7
>>take her to shed
>>Convince her to kiss with tonges
OP here, I guess I'll go first
>when I was 14 I kind of had a thing for my mom
>she was ok, 7/10
>she often changed in front of me,took me in to changing rooms with her as a kid so I guess that where it started
>often walked around or I saw here in panties and a tank top with her nipples poking through
>developed panty fetish
>she often fought with my dad
>decided to become man
>took care of her, she enjoyed it when I spooned her
>eventually when id fap id find her panties in the hamper and use them
>didn't go any farther than that I kiss her on the lips when I can though
ITT: Stories about tech impaired parents, older relatives etc. Basically anyone you know who isn't good with the internet. I'll start
>Mom bought Dad a birthday laptop last year
>'Here you go Anon Sr! Now you won't have to worry about sharing your work laptop with the kids (my dad is in fifties, computer illiterate like Mom, I have two kid brothers aged 8 and 13 who shared the 'home' PC w/Dad since I moved out).
>Dad slowly starts to get more tech knowledge
>normally never knew how to launch a browser but when I come home to visit he starts conversations about things like Word vs OpenOffice (note: I am a LaTeX user) Firefox vs Chrome etc.
>Pretty soon he's shopping online for gifts, using Netflix,
>using the laptop essentially becomes his retirement hobby. His study where he used to clumsily type out documents and actually use a fax machine is now a crude approximation of a battle station.
But then he decided to fly too close to the fucking sun. He made the mistake of assuming that his general tech knowledge surpassed my own. This came to a head the other day as follows.
>I come home for the weekend for a few days with the last of my holidays from work
>dinner, watching TV with the little bro's, casual chat with Mom.
>Dad still in his battlestation the whole time
>around 11 I'm chilling in the sitting room, everyone else asleep, when Dad slips in to the room
>'Hey anon, how are ya?' We do the motions, then he says he needs a hand with something and invites me to the study
>'You see anon, I've been trying to get onto this website for free movies and TV shows. It's a weird Japanese site that apparently you need a 'cookie' or something to fool. Any idea how to do it?'
>He says something along these lines as we walk in the door
>I walk in, look at the screen
>sadpanda.jpg
>he's trying to get on fucking exhentai
>and he believes I don't know what it is and he's doing some secret agent level shit bringing me into this equation
>mfw
>>559446751
There is more to this story if anyone is interested
>>559447193
Yes
>>559447193
sure
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