loli beastiality
How do I leave my parents' house and go as far as possible in the unknown wide world without money or any kind of equipment and infrastructure? What's the minimum least I need to have and do in order to survive until I get a job and an income. I'm 25. No education, no experience.
>>586711835
1st
>>586711835
get a job, hippy.
>Without money
You'll starve to death
ITT Horrible things we done but never told people.
> Be me
> 7th week of 5th grade
> Beta as fuck
> sex ed day
> bring the teacher a demonstration present from what ive seen watching porn
> Wrap it and but it on her desk
> ImsuretogetaA+.gif
> Teacher comes back from bathroom
> Unwraps gift
> JesusFuckingChrist.Mp4
> She blames the class clown and accuses him in front of 21 people
> Mfw I though I was helping
> Mfw I thought Sex ed had demonstrations
> Mfw I got someone 4 weeks suspension
> Mfw She put it in her purse
bu,mmpps
Just so you know, there are officials that post on this site just to collect information.
Not saying that's what your doing OP.
> Be me
> Teaching some 5th graders about sex ed
> See some creepy kid slip a wrapped dildo into my desk
> Blame it on class clown LMAO
Cute Facebook friends?
Yes
>>586703448
Anybody?
you know i have never seen a proper argument made by an atheist as to why god is not real that doesn't involve emotional bullshit
please try and give me a logical reason why god doesn't exist
protip: you can't
Prove Zeus isn't real. You can't, and if you could.. Yada yada same goes for whichever God you believe in
>>586696492
There is no way to prove that god does not exist. There is also no proof god does exist. There is definitive proof Christianity is evil like Islam and Judaism.
>>586696492
If you are so pro-Christian, then why the fuck are you on /b/?
Childhood sexual experience thread.
All orientations welcome
Got molested by a 12 year old boy when I was 4 or 5. I am male. I had hyper-sexualization all through my childhood and did a lot of weird shit. Never actually had sex with anyone though. Almost fucked my cousin when I was 9 but my aunt stopped us.
>>586655588
what did he do to you
>>586655724
Nothing too hardcore. I sucked his dick, I kept asking him to suck mine tho since it felt better. Eventually he fucked me behind a shed and played with my balls. I can't remember if he actually penetrated me or if he just rubbed his dick on my ass until he came. This shit happened for a week or two until his mom saw and told him to stop. Never ratted him out though, the dirty cunt.
You groove you lose. I'll go first.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al2u7-cGM6s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQA-_BmHdew
gonna keep this shit bumped til one of you fags joins in. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmypOLoynCM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuFmW77Tk_o&list=FL5MCNpO7CkChxxuCICvEjZw&index=11
YFYL webm edition
>>586691965
someone in the last thread said that was a trap...
>>586691965
Nice channel lock pliers
need sauce
heard this sissy gets killed and fucked
Not sure how I feel about this Powerpuff Girls reboot
>>586690912
Genius. Brilliant.
Kek.
>>586690912
lol'd
you guys mind watching this for a few minutes? ill be right back.
I prefer regular milk.
Ban me, fuckers.
You're.. pretty gay
Make me laugh /b/
>>586657590
No, fuck you.
But I like posting my laff collection.
Fuck the banana.
ITT we continue Wikipedia edits
>>586672108
Bump
for now we are working on:
>friend chicken
>korea
>MLP fandom
>http://68.11.79.242 (some faggot posted a ban with his IP)
anyone archive the last bread?
Is suicide by jumping effective?
>at what height is good? (and will make for an instant death)
>what are the chances of you being concious for more than 30 seconds or so?
Just want to have this dually noted just in case
Don't try it in a bounce house. That won't do.
>>586680746
holy K E K
Don't forget to double jump for extra height.
We will get 586666666
>>586662055
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.
Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.
To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.
This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of. the early 1960s.
>>586662055
3s get
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.
Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.
To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.
This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well .stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s.
Quality r34 pics
>>586654284
>quality
>r34
Pick one.
>>586654284
dumping
ill try to post stuff thats GOOD, and that isnt repeatedly posted around here
>>586656121
That image is gross and gay.
