Hey guys, I am quite new here (im here from 9gag they told me that its where memes are born). Ive heard about triforce how do I triforce? I remember that there were an image with instructions can anybody post it?
>>586735892
1/10
Google it, you fucking autist.
Please fuckoff, to whence you came from.
Love,
Anon
>>586736233
cmon show me how to triforce
Sup /b/ Ausfag here I am wondering if anyone here likes to do what I do. I've never had many hobbies but I've found an activity i have become addicted to. I like to walk around at night scaring people (just got back from doing so), I wear a shemagh, hoodie and camo jacket over the hoodie, I carry a 7inch double edged hunting knife on my belt with the sheath showing and a 40cm retractable saw in my left hand, it's got 2cm teeth and looks mean.
I have a large nature area behind my house that leads to many parks/ovals and all around my suburb, It also leads to the back of a large shopping complex, I use these paths to get around avoiding police patrols (one goes straight down my street about every 4 hours).
Usually I walk till I find either someone else walking or a bunch of people at one of the parks, people are always around even at midnight although it's usually kids drinking. When I find another person or a group of people I walk toward them till I'm sure they see me, flick my saw out and say hello while remaining completely still, I've only ever gotten a "hello" back, after they reply, or after 2 minutes of staring at them, I start slowing walking toward them, unshealth my knife and wield it in my right hand. I've been doing this for 6 months and I've never had a confrontation, people always run.
Lately I've been getting much bolder as I've been doing the same thing for so long. Tonight I decided to take a stroll down the front of the mall, despite it being after midnight there were around 10 people there, I didn't do my usual thing, I walked with my saw out holding eye contact with everyone I passed, It was an amazing feeling, so much adrenaline. Two people bolted to their vehicles and everyone else just stopped talking and looked at me. Afterwards I circled back around to the paths and watched the carpark from a safe distance for an hour, I could see all the people were now talking, one waving his hands around, no cops showed up.
>>586730515
I first started doing this with a friend but he moved away. I really want another partner to do this with, when there are two of you the adrenaline hits so much harder, I once felt like I was going to have a heart attack.
Does anyone else do anything similar to this? Would any of you ausfags like to come with me on one of my walk, if so post your postcode pls.
Lots of people I know used to be /b/tards so If you think you know me post my name and I'll confirm if you're correct.
Please go on a killing spree
>>586730766
Give me a pistol with 300 bullets and I will.
I'm starting loli folder and this is only thing I have, give me your best /b/
So what happened to you /b/, lets admit we are all damaged fucks and share....For me it was my parents hitting me..
Share niggas
Am the child of an affair. Dad kept me secret from his other kids and real family. Shit hurts.
bumping for interest
Chubby girl who was photographed in bathroom.
cum on REAL girls, no pornstars
cmon niggers i need moar
>>586716089
>>586716089
>REAL girls
>no pornstars
So what's the deal? Are pornstars fictitious?
>>586716089
pornstars are not real girls. confirmed.
loli beastiality
How do I leave my parents' house and go as far as possible in the unknown wide world without money or any kind of equipment and infrastructure? What's the minimum least I need to have and do in order to survive until I get a job and an income. I'm 25. No education, no experience.
>>586711835
1st
>>586711835
get a job, hippy.
>Without money
You'll starve to death
ITT Horrible things we done but never told people.
> Be me
> 7th week of 5th grade
> Beta as fuck
> sex ed day
> bring the teacher a demonstration present from what ive seen watching porn
> Wrap it and but it on her desk
> ImsuretogetaA+.gif
> Teacher comes back from bathroom
> Unwraps gift
> JesusFuckingChrist.Mp4
> She blames the class clown and accuses him in front of 21 people
> Mfw I though I was helping
> Mfw I thought Sex ed had demonstrations
> Mfw I got someone 4 weeks suspension
> Mfw She put it in her purse
bu,mmpps
Just so you know, there are officials that post on this site just to collect information.
Not saying that's what your doing OP.
> Be me
> Teaching some 5th graders about sex ed
> See some creepy kid slip a wrapped dildo into my desk
> Blame it on class clown LMAO
Cute Facebook friends?
Yes
>>586703448
Anybody?
you know i have never seen a proper argument made by an atheist as to why god is not real that doesn't involve emotional bullshit
please try and give me a logical reason why god doesn't exist
protip: you can't
Prove Zeus isn't real. You can't, and if you could.. Yada yada same goes for whichever God you believe in
>>586696492
There is no way to prove that god does not exist. There is also no proof god does exist. There is definitive proof Christianity is evil like Islam and Judaism.
>>586696492
If you are so pro-Christian, then why the fuck are you on /b/?
Childhood sexual experience thread.
All orientations welcome
Got molested by a 12 year old boy when I was 4 or 5. I am male. I had hyper-sexualization all through my childhood and did a lot of weird shit. Never actually had sex with anyone though. Almost fucked my cousin when I was 9 but my aunt stopped us.
>>586655588
what did he do to you
>>586655724
Nothing too hardcore. I sucked his dick, I kept asking him to suck mine tho since it felt better. Eventually he fucked me behind a shed and played with my balls. I can't remember if he actually penetrated me or if he just rubbed his dick on my ass until he came. This shit happened for a week or two until his mom saw and told him to stop. Never ratted him out though, the dirty cunt.
You groove you lose. I'll go first.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al2u7-cGM6s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQA-_BmHdew
gonna keep this shit bumped til one of you fags joins in. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmypOLoynCM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuFmW77Tk_o&list=FL5MCNpO7CkChxxuCICvEjZw&index=11
YFYL webm edition
>>586691965
someone in the last thread said that was a trap...
>>586691965
Nice channel lock pliers
need sauce
heard this sissy gets killed and fucked
Not sure how I feel about this Powerpuff Girls reboot
>>586690912
Genius. Brilliant.
Kek.
>>586690912
lol'd
