Pics you shouldn't have shared, II
ASIANS
>>586749772
new thread so here you go budddy
http://i.imgur com/WAfYyVH.jpg
yoga pants in public gif/image/video thread
They're called leggings you fucking faggot
>>586759755
this
>>586759755
no they arent
R34
>>586768258
I dunno who made that, but I like it.
Soft but good
Hey /b/, just found this vintage porn!
>>586763315
Nice, hook that baby up to a gameboy printer and then we're in business
Warming this baby up
>>586763315
the funny thing is that that is probably captian planet
R34 thread
>>586748527
yes
>>586748414
>>586748587
Then start posting, faggot.
yis
YLYL
Mitchell faggiet
RIIIKKKK
Pepperoni pizza in weird places
>>586749856
am help B/
i tried to be the girl next door to chat because i deform her, and i leap and got tits, she thought i was a metamorphosis. his breast touch a medium
what
>>586744542
>she thought i was a metamorphosis
welp, I'm dead
This happened yesterday... I fear for my mouth and butt
>Be me, male, 15
> Fappin on midnight in the living room
>Very dark, can't see shit but my monitor
>Right hand on mouse, scrolling the page down
>You know where left hand is
>About to orgasm
>Tickle sensation on right hand
>Shake my right hand and turn lights on
> Its a cockroach, a motherfucking cockroach
> What the fuck is it doing? Why it doesn't run? Why it crawled on my hand?
> Realised I was having sexual pleasure while touching a cockroach
>thisdisgusting.png
>Motherfucker falls from my desk, I stomp it
>Is kill
>I clean my hand just like nazi did to jews
>Finishes fap session a little disturbed
>Bed time
>Middle of the night, need 4 pee
>Lights on, see cockroach aproaching my bed and me slowly
>"Another one of these?"
>About to stomp it
>Realised I have seen many cockroaches lately
>What if they wish to have sexual intercourse with me?
>Puts leg near the cockroach, takes off boxer
>Now the cockroach can climb my leg and do things with me
>Cucaracha is love, Cucaracha is lif...
>HEW NAW, STOMP THAT MOTHEFUCKER TOO
>Goes to bathroom, goes back to bed
>Realising that they might think my house is their brothel
>Realising I might be their bitch
>Realising I have seen 3 cockroaches yesterday
>Realising that I might be molested everynight by these motherfuckers
>Can't Sleep
>Help me
Yesterday..........be 15......
Clean you house you fucking slob
>>586748154
pls go play outside
Why are women's assholes so sexy yet disgusting at the same time?
>>586739145
not sexy
just disgusting
i wouldn't touch a tattooed asshole, bro
STDs guaranteed
>>586739145
i would lick this for hours even if she is shitting before that and not wash herself properly , will give her so much kissing on that area OH man
God-tier Fucked Up Films.
OLDBOY (2003 version, not the shitty remake)
inb4 Serbian Film etc - I mean proper films, that are fucked up. Not shit films filled with fucked up.
>>586720973
Is the remake really that bad? I've only seen the original and it was kinda meh...
> I mean proper films, that are fucked up. Not shit films filled with fucked up.
aaand you lost me. you've clearly never seen a Serbian Film or have absolute shit taste in movies
Hey guys, I am quite new here (im here from 9gag they told me that its where memes are born). Ive heard about triforce how do I triforce? I remember that there were an image with instructions can anybody post it?
>>586735892
1/10
Google it, you fucking autist.
Please fuckoff, to whence you came from.
Love,
Anon
>>586736233
cmon show me how to triforce
Sup /b/ Ausfag here I am wondering if anyone here likes to do what I do. I've never had many hobbies but I've found an activity i have become addicted to. I like to walk around at night scaring people (just got back from doing so), I wear a shemagh, hoodie and camo jacket over the hoodie, I carry a 7inch double edged hunting knife on my belt with the sheath showing and a 40cm retractable saw in my left hand, it's got 2cm teeth and looks mean.
I have a large nature area behind my house that leads to many parks/ovals and all around my suburb, It also leads to the back of a large shopping complex, I use these paths to get around avoiding police patrols (one goes straight down my street about every 4 hours).
Usually I walk till I find either someone else walking or a bunch of people at one of the parks, people are always around even at midnight although it's usually kids drinking. When I find another person or a group of people I walk toward them till I'm sure they see me, flick my saw out and say hello while remaining completely still, I've only ever gotten a "hello" back, after they reply, or after 2 minutes of staring at them, I start slowing walking toward them, unshealth my knife and wield it in my right hand. I've been doing this for 6 months and I've never had a confrontation, people always run.
Lately I've been getting much bolder as I've been doing the same thing for so long. Tonight I decided to take a stroll down the front of the mall, despite it being after midnight there were around 10 people there, I didn't do my usual thing, I walked with my saw out holding eye contact with everyone I passed, It was an amazing feeling, so much adrenaline. Two people bolted to their vehicles and everyone else just stopped talking and looked at me. Afterwards I circled back around to the paths and watched the carpark from a safe distance for an hour, I could see all the people were now talking, one waving his hands around, no cops showed up.
>>586730515
I first started doing this with a friend but he moved away. I really want another partner to do this with, when there are two of you the adrenaline hits so much harder, I once felt like I was going to have a heart attack.
Does anyone else do anything similar to this? Would any of you ausfags like to come with me on one of my walk, if so post your postcode pls.
Lots of people I know used to be /b/tards so If you think you know me post my name and I'll confirm if you're correct.
Please go on a killing spree
>>586730766
Give me a pistol with 300 bullets and I will.
I'm starting loli folder and this is only thing I have, give me your best /b/
So what happened to you /b/, lets admit we are all damaged fucks and share....For me it was my parents hitting me..
Share niggas
Am the child of an affair. Dad kept me secret from his other kids and real family. Shit hurts.
bumping for interest