Bitch ass ex gf
Roll 5 decides what I text
go jump in the snow naked
nypa
babe i miss you tho
>If dubs, what you post becomes true
>If trips, what you post becomes law
>>587186277
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>587186277
you got it now stop shitposting
>>587186444
Law says you must stop shitposting
Dubz decides what we do in this thread
erotic role play
>>587172633
I am confused
>>587172633
Never post that /v/ cancer again.
There once was a nigger named Whojim Endsplooged who killed purple crayfish, niggers, kikes and god damn leathernecks, pussy, marijuana and ass.
When Gaben Motherheckin walked, Spiderman's ass ate jew-dubs, followed by awesome ass-rape with Stan Cremaster's muscles. He was stunned when she said "Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass...".
Antichrist George Jefferson crittered to gluten-free trees. Margarette, however, a manboy in West Philadelphia born and raised, had antidisestablismentarianism. And then an abortion.
Suddenly, in the playground, she farted! Leon was outraged as the congo player said "Ass, ass, cheese pizza, Hitler, ass, ass" immediately out of nowhere.
Finally, at midnight, he was stunned and said "Ass, gay porn, Cthulhu, butt, anus, nigger, ass" whilst he was farting through seven megaphones.
The ass was relaxing on a shit cushion, pairing Ange and Julian. "Hitler, I said Hitler!" the ass spoke. "I SAID HITLER YOU ILLITERATE FUCKS!". Julian answered, "Say ass one more time, I fucking dare you!".
The ass dealt with it. It opened it's ass-cheeks, and...
"Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass."
"Fuck your shit" said Julian. "You're a fucking idiot, and that's why I love you.
Ass cried.
The end.
Written by /b/.
>>587158524
Ass
Swag
HE USED MY POST IN THE STORY
I work at a McDonalds and the night before each shift I cum into a pot several times and bring it to work. I make sure I pour the of splooge into the milshake machine every morning when I fill up the milshake machine with cream. I fell it is my duty to give to some extra cream if u catch my drift.
Whoever gets dubs decides whether or not I reveal the location of the maccy d's in which you should not buy shakes from.
Do it faggot
*pot of splooge
Stay quiet and stop posting. Also dubs
Have you fucked a emo/scene chick?
Was it good?
>>587161836
I fucked my mother with a spoon once. It was pretty good
I've fucked a few, and it's pretty much the same all around. Any hole's a goal.
>>587161836
www.overclock.net/
An overclocking forum devoted to maximizing the performance of graphics cards, CPUs, motherboards, RAM and everything else found inside your computer!!
Would /b/ like to play Legos with me?
Put the biggest piece in your ass.
make super sturdy lego caltrops and leave them inside random people's shoes
Nigger
1
I like cock.
Lets see
Damn, these two got me off bigtime this morning - and are getting me hard again tonight...
Want to see why?
Consider it a Christmas present, /b/.
What...
Yeah, they make me grow hard with every pic...
What has 4chan become?
A place where unfunny words are over used, example "Kek"?
Where people are so new they came from Tumblr.
Fake roll threads "I just inherited $14 million from my rich uncle roll 53 to get $2000 in paypal"
Disgusting rule 34/furrie/hentai threads where sad faggots fap over animated animals and animated children s cartoons, mainly because their life is that catastrophic and fail at the most basic of human interaction.
Rekt threads with the same 20 pictures in as the last ones, this also applies to cringe threads and YLYL threads.
Where is the OC? Interesting stories? Debates? Raids? Hacking? That used to occur here.
Top kek
4chan is kill pleb
Got 23 paper airplanes /b first 23 posters get to put a name on the side and we do a distance contest.
Adolf
MC-E
Treidle
Post food hacks
great, now you have apple skin on the wall and ceiling to clean. great hack
>>587140106
>anon, why did you lose your eye
>I WAS HACKING FOOD, YOU DON"T UNDERSTAND
/b/?
http://www.jewwatch.com/jew-references-protocols-full-text-folder.html
bip bup!
>>587138438
illuminati is getting kinda boring by now. . .
tell your stories with anal sex.
whats to tell
I dreamt about it once.
...just kidding, I haven't even done that. All my wet dreams are pretty vanilla. Apart from the autofellatio...
>>587130561
>gf requested butthole fingering
>performed butthole fingering
>gf left me a week later
Loli thread /b/ ?
I'll dump some of my favorites.
