Rant thread I'll start.
Teenage self-harm. What the fuck happened in your 15 years of life that caused you to go against literally the most primal human emotion of self-preservation? There are entire fucking organizations to help you dumb ass kids who cut your selves but all you do is keep doing it. I mean really where the fuck are the kids parents I guarantee they're white. White people in general are fucking retards. Seriously look up self-harm and you won't see a single black kid.
>>687936968
Black kids hurt each other
>>687937097
Better than themselves. At least there's a chance of two going down at once
>>687936968
How old are you? How many people do you know that have harm or attempted/committed suicide?
Alright roody-poos. Stop being candy-asss. Shits about to get newt gingrich!!!!
>noko
>>687945021
Faggot.
Go back to school.
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Stop posting gay shit like this. Or not, I'm not your dad. I can hit you like your dad though.
>>687945121
Newfag
twink thread 2: electric boogaloo
for heartsmatt & friends
First for more Matt
>>687946440
here here
Haven't seen a you want you lose thread in years.
Needed this thread yesterday when I had money to spend.
Every image in this thread will be put onto 10 seperate 1 gig usb sticks and left in random places in sydney cbd tomorow
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More like this?
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>>687940225
Hahaha
Fluffy Thread
It's a Fetish Edition
>>687932169
to the guy writting the story about eating foals and torture and smarty, please continue, y only get to see the first part (im the "now with 100% less shit guy)
>>687932169
New OC
>Eating fluffies! Okay!
>Now with 100% less shit!
>Order now and receive two fluffies ready for boiling!
>"Oh boy daddy, can we get one?"
"Yes we can, darling. Let's just go to the store to buy one from there."
>She gets ready and you two go to the store in your car.
>As soon as you walk inside, you see the fluffy pen.
>And the discount pen, too.
>Nobody wants anything from the discount, much less to eat.
>Walking over to the pens with the good colored fluffies with your daughter, she spots one she wants.
>"How about this green and yellow one?"
"That's a nice one, dear"
"I'll pick the red and purple one"
>The former is a green pegasus with yellow mane, and the latter is a red unicorn with purple mane
>"nyu daddeh?"
"Yes, I will be your "nyu daddeh"
>"yee!! wuv nyu daddeh"
>The green one says.
>"dummeh hooman, gib smawty skettis nao!"
>Oh, you're going to have so much fun with this one.
>Ignoring its insults, you go over to the cash register with your daughter.
>The worker scans them.
>Didn't know fluffies had barcodes, but whatever.
>"That will be 50$, sir."
"That much? Is debit okay?"
>"Yeah. The scanner is right here."
>Paying for the fluffies, you drive back home with your daughter.
>"WHERE SKETTIS, DUMEH HOOMAN!?"
>"Wow. We bought a smarty."
"Guess so. What do you suggest we do with it?"
>"Let's torture it!"
>The expression on the smarty's face instantly goes to one of being shocked.
"Hah, hah. Alright. Let's just wait a bit first, though. We have to plan out what we will do."
>Giving the smarty a glare, you continue:
"In private."
>Putting the smarty into a "sorry box," which is just your old pet carrier, you put it in the basement
"What do you suggest we do with him?"
>"Break his legs!"
>"Tear out his mane!"
>"Stick a pen in his po--"
"That's enough, sweetie. We can only do one at a time. But first, I think we should probably get this green one ready."
>Follow steps in >>687922100 (You), but no second foal
"Now we just wait for dinner."
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Would you fuck a hot underage girl if she was beging for you cock? 13-17
ROLL YOUR JAILFU
Got 22 last time roll
rolling hard
Insert bullshit here
What are you fags drinking tonight?
>>687934622
not faux microbrew for college dropouts thats for sure.
>>687934622
not drinking :( gotta work this morning. toss one back for me anons
s/fur
404 edition
Other thread got 404d?
My friend's gf passed out with here underwear around her ankles. What do I do
snap photo of pussy
>>687936953
Take some photos, blackmail her, get sex for life
Piss on her to teach her a lesson.
Dressed/Undressed/Exposed Sluts
Anything from Ohio?
>>687926248
bigger version by chance?
rule 34 thread
ITT: Name the ONE asinine thing that drives you to a frothing rage. The more pointless and idiotic, and the more explosive your reaction, the better.
I cant fucking STAND it when people throw trash out of their car window. I dont give a fuck about the planet, its an issue of entitlement. A few years ago my ex threw an empty pack of gum out of my car window and I screeched to a halt and made her get out, walk back, and pick it up.
People walking slowly side by side on the pavement and blocking you from getting past. I want to smash them in the teeth with a hammer
Faggots like OP
>>687929626
Social
Justice
Warriors
Minorities
Migrants
Jews
Jews that push for migrants in White countries but not their country
Minorities again
Hot Weather
Humidity
Gun Grabbers
Socialists
Leftists of any sort not mentioned
Jews again
People that own dogs and let them bark all day
Loud car mufflers
That one jack ass that has to ride is motorcycle through my block at midnight as loud as possible
People that don't leash their dogs when I'm out walking with my children
People that don't pick up after their dogs
Jews again
...that's off the top of my head.
