Rule 34? Rule 34.
>>580558328
Tell me what to dump.
>>580558382
Pokemon
>>580558382
Adventure time
10/10 Teens
New NZ Thread,
why are IDs even back?
NEW THREAD
NEW ME
NEW US
Hello, boys!
I just walked in on my girlfriend fucking a close friend of mine on my bed. She just smirked and then stared at me as she continued to ride him.
I'm in my living room now, listening to them fuck. She's never been this loud before. My hands are shaking and I don't know what to do.
>>580549459
Make another thread and paste the pasta again.
go have a threesome, I kno you can do it
kill them both
be happy
just a longtime female lurker
kinda down
looking for freinds
tired of the pain
Don't say you're female you attentionwhore
Tits or GTFO
>>580551204
tits or gtfo
tits or gtfo
YLYL thread? YLYL Thread.
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ITT we discuss the stupid ideas, strategies, or things we've done to get a girl that we didn't realize until we failed were horrible ideas.
>>580526429
burn her house
>>580526429
Got baptized
I tried giving her doritos
/b/, today there was the sexiest loli I have ever seen. I was sitting in Starbucks, around the time that the local middle school gets out. The timing wasn't intentional, I'm not that sick of a fuck. I was just on break, drinking my coffee, browsing /b/ on my phone, and she walked in.
She was probably 10 or 11, and she was with her mother. She had the most adorable hair - dirty blonde, in a bobcut with the tips ever so slightly turned up and very bouncy. Every time she moved, her fucking hair bounced. A white lace top over a light pink tank top and an inexpertly hidden training bra, all tucked into a thick black belt looped around a ruffled skirt, the same color as the tank top. The whole outfit might've been a dress, I'm not sure. The leggings she wore underneath them showed off dem long, slender legs, and her shoes were black flats. All in all, an adorable outfit on an adorable little girl.
So, she and her mother ordered. I looked up from my computer, and saw her talking to the barista. Before I even see her face, I'm already thinking, 10/10 would kill mother, kidnap and go on an insane road trip with. And then she turned around. She had the face of a fucking angel - thin, pink lips, innocent eyes, cute nose, a pink headband with a bow on it. She looked at me, and I'd thankfully managed to keep my face at "mild interest" despite the fantasies of high impact sexual violence running through my mind (would she be as cute with cum all over her face and dribbling out her nose?), and she smiles at me - maybe she thought I liked her drink choice, and I waved, and she giggled.
I do not know how I managed to keep my boner from assuming direct control. She wandered over to the drink pickup, which was far closer, and at an angle where it was very easy to see my pyramid of giza if she looked. I tucked it into my waistband because that's not obvious at all, and thankfully she wasn't looking at me while I was doing it. She got her drink and went to sit at a table near my own - basically as close as she could get without her mother pulling her away, and just stared at me while sipping her drink. She might have winked, god damn it. I waved again, a little more awkwardly this time - is she flirting? How does she know I'm into little girls? Am I that obviously a pedophile? - and she grinned.
What I wanted to do to her. I wanted to bring her into the bathroom with me and have her suck me off while I stroked her hair, and then shoot all over her face and hand her back to her mother like nothing happened, I wanted to tie her naked to the bike rack outside and write on her chest "Nymphet Cum Dump", I wanted to fuck her until she couldn't cum anymore and spank her ass red, I wanted to - and maybe this is the most depraved - I wanted to hold her hand and buy her ice cream and go on walks in the park.
But I couldn't do any of that, because her mother was there. She'd been putting cream/sugar in her coffee, and she came to sit with her daughter. Not one to be outed as a pedophile in front of a cafe full of people, I looked back at my phone, still keeping my peripheral vision on the two, and especially the little girl. She was chattering to her mom about school and about her friends; her name was Kristen apparently. Occasionally, usually when her mother spoke, she would glance over toward me and lick her lips or sort of subtly press her chest out, and I would try to pretend to be working. This was getting ridiculous, I would have flipped her skirt up and fucked her on the table if I could have gotten away with it.
I needed to leave. I wrapped up my headphones, walked toward the door, and she was going to get a napkin, and we ran into each other, she must have felt my dick, I know she did, and she just smiled and said "sorry!" in the voice that little kids use when they're trying to flirt. I helped her up, and got the fuck out as her mom was giving me a bit of an odd look. Her hair...I wonder if it would still be bouncy if it was soaked in semen. Anyway. I'm going to Starbucks again tomorrow, hopefully she'll be there.
What do, if she is? Will also accept suggestions on why I should kill myself.
>>580534932
Okay. It happens OP. Just try to contol dem urges.
Hey /b/, does anyone happen to know what this is? Found it in a basement.
camera kodak probably not sure of model
looks like a vintage finger box
That looks like an extremely old fingerbox. I've never seen anything like it before; I bet this one is worth a fortune.
hey guys my friend has self confidence issues. can you guys give some insightful opinions on his appearance? thx
>>580521829
Try puberty
>>580521829
You're ugly, OP.
>>580521829
she looks very cute
We met here 3 years and 3 days ago.
He has a girlfriend.
He's with her right now.
I want to die.
pic semi related, we met in a loli thread I created
How does one go about meeting someone in a loli thread....
I guess I'd make it a loli thread if I had more pics. That hdd is long gone.
3 years. I don't regret any of it. I love him... but he's with her right now. He's going to kiss her and hold her and call her baby and have sex with her while I sit here, alone, and cry
>>580515768
I created it so that I could vent about my daddy issues. I posted strictly rapey pics with loli tears.
He probably stopped in for the pics, stayed for the damaged goods. We exchanged emails. I love him.
YLYL: Get your LOL on Edition
AHAHAHHAHA
>>580496790
RL girl here who's in an incestuous relationship with my twin brother. I'm a little drunk, a little stoned, and feeling brave, soooo... I'll answer some questions.
First of all, don't ask for pictures. I'm not that brave or stupid. We live in kind of a small(ish) town, and I have no desire to be outed.
>>580516331
Greentext the story of how you two started fucking?
How would I initiate a sexual relationship with my cousin? What advice would you like to give me?
>>580516331
You Laugh,
You Lose.
Feminism Edition
>>580504161
ITT: Times you were a full fledged autist.
> grade 3
> lunch time
> no friends
> would climb on monkey bars all of lunch
> would run around with my hands behind my back like sonic
> grade 5 kid asked me wtf I was doing and called me a faggot
> was embarrassed
> went back to play on monkey bars
>grade3
>crush on 50 year old teacher
>crush on girl
>make 2 flowers out of kleenex
>put moms perfume on it
>bring to school. walk to front of glass and give one to mrs hammerhead.
>she asks who other one is for
>me: uhm... uhm... some..one...uhm..special
>teacher: who is that
>turn bright red cant say girls name finally say her name
>entire class starts laughing. girl is embarrassed glares at me.
>everyone laughing at me
>start crying
>girls parents find out. and my parents get lecture about me harassing girls
>>580499928
I did the same Sonic shit, except gave no fucks about what other kids thought.
Lighten up, OP. At least you had fun.
>>580499928
>grade 5 I think
>was in class doing some work
>bell rings
>everybody gets up and so do I
>they all say next class is gym
>okthen.dat
>skinnyfag, btw
>there was this bucket thing for clothes so people wouldnt have to get a locker
>its in class so I assume we have to change now
>get my pants off in front of everyone
>Im half naked in front of everybody and get as red as a Blood gang member
>run away without pants
>never went back to that school
