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What would /b do?

>Was fucking a girl - solid 8/10, sex is great
>Shes mentally unstable (more so than most woman)
>Kinda like her, want to keep her around
>cunt borrowed money off me 6 weeks ago, and has been dodging me since
>don't really care about he money but want to keep fucking her
>really feeling disrespected tho
>she asked me for a reference (I own a small business) so she can rent a house
>currently alternates her parents and grandmother
>don't really want to help her because i'm mad about being dodged/snubbed, and i'm not sure shes not fucking someone else right now
>also don't want my reputation tarnished if shes turns out to mess up her house or get behind on rent
>If I don't give her the reference I may never see her again, because shes unstable, and will just get mad at me.
>If I do, shes be living an hour away and i probably wont see her again due to distance and never get the pussy or the money i'm owed
>Third option is to tell her I gave her the reference, and then don't - or give her a bad one, so she doesn't get the place.
>don't want to be a dick but still want the pussy... also want some revenge...

What do?

Also Porn WebMs from the /b vault
>inb4 sauce I HAVE NO SAUCE!!!
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Moar WebMs for the bump
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Why risk your reputation, bro ? If you managed to get an 8/10 once, you'll do it again. Maybe one with a stable mind this time.
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Also, nice webms.

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Sister thread kill soon

>wincest

Will start with mine
>15, christmas at cousins house
>K, 11. she and i are pretty close. used to hang around alot because parents travel.
> "accidentally" showed her porn ~3 years prior, left it open on my computer
>usual family shit. Dinner, parents drink, kids hang around
>10 under 15's sitting in front room around the tree talking about what we think is in the box.
>K runs over and jumps on my lap excitedly talking about how my aunt might give her makeup
>shes wearing her fancy christmas dress. Ends 6" above knee with 2" lace at the bottom.
>thosethighsdoe.mkv
>shes bouncing and shit on my lap. gives me a bit of a rise
>she shifts, noticing what shes sitting on
>shit
>im going to jail forever
>noope
>grinds subtly more
> take a chance and put my hands on either side of her ass on her hips and thighs
>no one notices
>early ish bloomer. kinda has hips, just a handful of boobs.
>step further. pull the back of her skirt out so her panty clad ass is on my lap
>pickinupspeed
>cue parents and presents
nooooooooooo
> do the presents shit. she gets makeup, i get clothes
>parents hittin the 'nog hard, dgaf
>kids back in front room
>K plants herself on my lap again.
>sameshitbutbetter
>had switched to new sweat pants because comfy
>manage to work sweats down a little
>panty on boxer job
>im wild off my mind
>daring attempt
>rock hips and dick pops out boxers hole
>dick is right against her slit on her panties, invisible under dress
>brilliantidea
>say im cold, grab blanket and put on top our laps
>immediately rest hand between her legs
>stroke knee
>stroke thigh
>bingo
>get to her panties. start rubbing her slit through her silky ass undies
>shes fucking loving it. Hip back and forth side to side rubbing on my cock
>pull panties to the side. she slows and kind of pauses
>committedcommittedcommittedcommitted
>run finger up and down her slit. put it in to the first knuckle, second, third. shes actually wet
CONT
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>>580207594
CONT
>cant tell whos hornier, me or her. decide to go for broke
>slip panties entirely out of the way. grab her hips and slow her down
>grab my dick and start rubbing it up and down her slit
>superfuckingwet
>position cock right at the bottom of her slit. ya know like porn
>let her decide if she wants to get fucked
>she slowly eases her hips back, i enter her
>tip
>head
>shaft
>she just dead stops. right there.
>minute passes
>she starts slowly rocking her hips again
>actuallyfuckingmycousinthisisglorious
>dont know how we arent getting caught. shes making all kinds of noises
>actually feel her pussy squeezing my dick. all kinds of tight
>i start it feel it coming
>whisper in her ear "when i say stop sit all the way back"
>gyrations
>about to cum
>moan "stop"
>she sits back forcing almost a third in more than before
>start to cum
>doesntstop
>finally after releasing load after load of cum into m 11 year old cousin my dick settles.
>stay sitting like this for almost another half an hour talking with other cousins
>have to pee so I slide her panties back over her slit and arrange myself
>everyones in kitchen eating hella pie
>look at my cousin, cute devil smile
>notice her leg is shiny
>oh.my.fuck
>my cum is leaking out from her panties dripping down her leg
>quickly grab dish towel and give it to her saying loudly other cousins spilled in front room
>tell her to clean up.

Shit like this happens almost every year we do christmas together till this year when she moves to other coast for school not going to make it home this christmas.
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>>580207594

Did she have hair down there?

Also pics, you can strip info and block face if you want.
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>>580207620
nice way to get her pregnant

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> tfw everything we think is 'good' or 'evil' is just an idea we came up with, and it isn't real. We just imagine it is.
> tfw we spend our whole lives obsessing about money and it only has value because we imagine it.
> tfw people with more money are considered more important even though money is imaginary
> tfw only the people with less imaginary money fight and die in their wars
> tfw America has been purchased and you don't matter
> tfw humans tend to just do what they're told and obey authority no matter what
> tfw humans just accept so many illusions as reality.
> tfw we could have any world we wanted but it will never happen because of fear and laziness
> tfw humans are inherently selfish and violent
> tfw we are overpopulated and billions will die of starvation and disease.
> tfw we will fight wars over water and food
> tfw you know you will be hated for generations
> tfw we could have had a nice place here but we fucked it up permanently instead
> tfw We are the only planet with intelligent life on it.
> tfw life is a meaningless accident.
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bumping with a butt
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>>580216871
Had your first experience with Ego death, it's okay anon. It's all really simple.
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New Sister thread. Old one was deleted. Please continue everyone
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I replied to her. Awaiting response
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>>580213558
Bump
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>>580213630
Bump

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Anyone else there for this amazing thread
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nah new to 4chan
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OP basically got his gf to post on b. Such nice ass
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Anybody?

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Tonight on /b/ weighs in.

Jaden and Willow Smith's unfiltered and mind probing New York times interview. Smart kids that have reached a point of transcendence or new age egotistical little shits.

tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/11/17/jaden-and-willow-smith-exclusive-joint-interview/?_r=2

You be the judge.
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how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real
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>>580202387
bumping as its a long read so keeping the thread alive till our judges have enough time to study the material.
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>>580202612
more GOT phone backgrounds or maybe some computer backgrounds or maybe some porn?

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CREEP THREAD! Newfag here. I work overnight alone and constantly creep pic hot chicks and fap afterwards. You contribute and I will!
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I'll help ya OP.
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>>580191020
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>>580191108

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Seems legit.
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Newfag detected
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OP here. Dumping.
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Can we get a teen ass thread?
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Ģğğğg/ooooo
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Wake up with a hard on. Who is the first girl you think of.

Me... Daughter's friend on left
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your daughter on the right tomorrow
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That's not your daughters friend you lying sack of shit. You don't even have a daughter, fucking faggot
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Please tell me you creeped some shots of the left one

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Can we just come together in this thread and appreciate the reality that we can all sit on our asses in our homes; no matter where we are in the world and communicate almost instantly? You are virtually surrounded by anons from all around the world (except North Korea shrek be with them).
More so, out of roughly 1 billion possible websites, we are all big enough faggots to choose this one, right now, at this specific meaningless fucking time.

Sitting on our fucking dust speck,

clinging on to one of 400 billion stars,

in one of 100 billion galaxies (and that’s just what we can see)

In the middle of an abyss.

Together, /b/.
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>>580198985
I fucking love you guys.
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>>580198985
This absolutely impossible-to-imagine number that is the odds of this very moment happening. That every moment of existence has, one way or another, led to this moment.

All so that I can call you a faggot.
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>>580199187
perfectly put you fucking faggot.

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Feet and ass

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Draw Thread
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>>580184136
That's great, man!

>>580184182
You have no idea

>>580185609
A few more things would be nice.
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Hey thread, long time no see. How are ya /b/?
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>>580185838
Excellent...

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Sister thread!
Post sisters, r8 sisters, and post sister stories.
>pic related, my sister. timestamped (we are very close.)
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>>580189154
self bump
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Nice tits
Also .. show butt hole
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I would

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best of 4Chan thread go!
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>>580185049

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