New Zealand thread. NZfags get in here.
Inb4 why are IDs even back?
Hello, boys!
Reporting In
Day two of the summer job hunt.
Sup bros?
>>580013630
Let’s get a late night tard story thread going.
>be in 4th grade
>be in Cub Scouts (like Boy Scouts, but for little kids)
>was really there for the camping trips, which did not happen often at all
>held in elementary school cafeteria
>I didn’t really like anyone there
>the scout master or whoever the fuck was a cunt
>she had three retarded kids like some...
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Bumping just cause quality post
>>580030219
Interesting, go on.
More stories of the tard trio plz
My university is making all of its students participate in this anti-rape short course.
69 decides what I do to prevent date rape.
No takers?
Will deliver
>>580015141
Stay at home like the faggot you are.
>>580015141
Stay sober.
Anyone in the modd for a pawg thread?
You have my attention.
pawg thread?
im in
If /b/ can count to 3 I will dump very explicit photos of her. My word is good
1
2
3
deliver faggot
>>580007171
HE DID IT!
NUDES NAO OP!
3 different posts in a row, of course.
69 chooses what photo we shall place suck my kek on and forever turn into a meme. This is fucking serious.
>>580002663
It's my birthday!!! I managed to get shot down not just once but twice last night. Any femanons out there kind enough to send me a birthday photo would be greatly appreciated. Failing that, general tits thread!!
>>579978705
>8705▶
>It's my birthday!!! I managed to get shot down not just once but twi
how sad does your life need to be to post this?
>>579978705
Rock Bottom, Population OP.
>>579978705
Holy cute hot
Just for that addition, femanon please send him something to make him go to bed happy tonight
Trying this thread again. Dirty personal sex stories, but with specific circumstances, anyone?
1.) Have you ever fucked anyone inappropriate? A friend's wife or GF or their mom? Or your girlfriend's/wife's mom, sister, best friend?
2.) Have you ever blackmailed someone for sex? Especially, if you caught them cheating and then blackmailed them in to fucking you to keep quiet.
3.) Have you ever had a female cheat with you because you have a big dick?
> Pic related: A picture of an amateur MILF that I came...
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Just a friendly attempt to bump the thread and try to get some replies and stories.
And another attempt to bump the thread.
> Pic related: A picture that seems to show a woman with cum on her face who accidentally posted the picture to Facebook and then had her son see it.
what ever happened to that guy that did meth and fucked his two sisters?
Pic unrelated
Every fucking time
Daisy destruction
Is someone watching this shit right now?
Discuss
>>579987456
why did that other thread 404 ?
wtf is daisy destruction
>>579987805
Because someone kept posting the mediafire link and someone post screencaps, even though they were censored.
ITT Sleeping females getting violated
>>579979862
>fake
Nobody is gonna still be asleep when someones on top of them jerking off on their face. Lets get some women with black eyes or something so I can at least try to pretend it's real.
>>579979862
I have some fuckin stories if you bitches wanna hear it
Help who is this??
>>579978225
She is making poor life decisions.
You know this is the one time where watching porn would help. I want to see the times where a chick walks in to the casting room and just nopes the fuck out of there
>>579978582
Shut up faggot why do you feel bad for these whores. I want sauce
Do the Bumpty Bump
No wincest thread? No more.
>>579969660
...
>>579969660
just the tip doesnt count...
>>579969660
More, more, more gay stuff!
>>579976067
Be my top?
bread2.0
Okay /b/ros, thought I would post a sexual experience that will stay with me and has stayed with me. Feel free to share yours.
>be me at 14
>going on a trip with parents
>staying at a friend of the family's house
>Sitting on couch with sister and friend around our age
>Sister and friend start making out
>Distract myself by focusing on the movie that is playing
>Friend's 20 year old sister walks in (pic related of her around the time of this story)
>She is a smoker
>She says, "wow, look at you 2 love birds to my sister and her brother"
>I say, "Yeah, I wish they would quit"
>Sister says, "Why don't you and anon go into your room and make out too if it is bothering anon."
>Her and I laugh and look at each other awkwardly, obviously thinking about it.
>She says, "come on then, anon. let's do it."
>Friend says that that was enough and we will all go to bed
>Limited space makes my friend, sister, and I to have to sleep in the same bed
>I say, "will I have to sleep in between you two?"
>Sister says, "shut up anon, we aren't doing anything funny"
>friend's sister says, "well if they get to making out again, you can come sleep in my bed with me."
>Jump an hour forward, and sure enough, they are making out with each other.
>Fuck it, going to go sleep in her bed since she offered
>sneak in and lay down next to her
> pull blanket up to get underneath with her
>she is naked
now I have always been sexually interested since I was 6 and convinced one of my classmates when I was 7, to experiment with each other, so none of what I saw was new to me.
>I keep my eyes fixed on her as I hadn't seen a full grown woman's body before.
>She rustles
>I quickly lay down and don't move for fear that she will catch me looking at her
>Go to sleep
>wake up later in the night and she is taking my pants off
>tells me to get more comfortable
>she slips her head underneath the sheets and begins sucking me off
>10/10 she is perfect with her lips and tongue
>I don't fight it and let her go at it
bruh. continue. please.
>>579961331
>She pokes her head up from the covers starts kissing up my chest and begins making out with me
>I still remember the taste of the cigarettes, but found it oddly attractive
>she slides herself over and climbs on top of me
>At this point my dick is throbbing and she squeezes her legs around it and eventually slides it into her tight pussy
>She then lights up what...
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