If your cock is not at least 7.5 inches long and 5.5 inches in girth. You should just kill yourself right now. You will never satisfy anyone. Anyone who did was just faking it to make you feel better.
>mfw im slanging an 8 incher
I'm comfortable knowing that, when my wife brings other women home for me to fuck, I'm pretty much set
my gf is fine with my 6 inches
loli thread
I'm going for maximum cute this time.
Guys from the old thread need to finish posting them doujins.
loli thread
bumpo
Wallpapers. Share what you got
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>>580614639
>>580614907
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ITT: Autistic shit you did when you were a teen
>be 13
>beta as fuck
>overhear seniors talking about "smell of sex"
>intrigued.jpg
>come to conclusion smell of sex is the smell of cum
>go to school toilet
>masturbate on underwear
>take some of cum and rub it on teeth
>did this till i was 17
>mfw i remember what i used to do
>>580602947
why did you rub it on your teeth?
and now youre a faggot
moms helping thread?
already a thread like this
>>580599716
use the fucking catalog
yes
must have missed it
Soon women will be obsolete. 5-10 years at most
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2841273/The-hyper-real-robots-replace-receptionists-pop-stars-sex-dolls-Unnervingly-human-androids-coming-future-near-you.html
What kind of female android will you get, /b/
>>580594993
When they release some furry model, I believe it's going to be rather fascinating and terrifying moment in history.
angie j
You only ever need one android, I'm sure the chassis will be replaceable.
Also
>dailymail
r34 is a go.
continue please dear sir
more plz
give me underrated films /b/
I'll start
>>580601010
thanks I think I'll watch this tonight
Gilligan's Faust
look at this fucking stranded whale
www()younow()com/cassiechaos123
lets tear her a new one
What did she do?
>>580595071
trying to stop bullying.
>>580594770
For what?
The largest dicks you've come across.
Let's see em /b/.
>>580561120
>>580561120
>The largest dicks you've come across
They usually come across me.
>>580561297
this.
never came on a dick but my own.
took a lot of work to be the ass i am.
Small penis sex advice ?
Hey /b/, I have a small penis, it is 5,5inches long and somewhere 4,5inches in girth. I am really insecure about my penis and that affects my life very strongly.
I am afraid to get a girlfriend, because I am afraid that she would expect a bigger penis.
Also, I would like to know how to get full erection naturaly, like, how to get very horny?
Please help me to be confident.
Thanks.
Could you send a pic of your hard penis? It could be better if we can see how real small it is. Regards
>>580590541
I don't have any pictures, and it would be difficult for me to take picture right now, because I am drunk and my dick doesn't listen to me. It's 14cm long, sometimes less.
bump
Any other Lock pickers on /b/...... I use Sparrow and a mix of other types, so far I have only picked easy master locks and a few luggage locks... working on a american 5200 right now
>>580582867
would love to get into lock picking. how much to start
>>580583004
The best starter kit is the sparrow tuxedo.. its about 35-45 dollors depending where you are at, but it has just what you need to get started.
>>580582867
get a dremel and some hacksaw blades. much stronger than stainless steel ( what all kits are) and a shit ton cheaper
Did the "God tier jacket" autist from yesterday ever come back last night? Also God tier jacket thread
>god tier
>posts horribly cheap garbage
Get on my level.
are you niggers even trying.
>>580593651
That looks comfy as fuck, whats the fabric inside ?
Dear /b/,
I don't have any fucking clue what this is. Backstory: Found it in my front yard. Maybe one of you has a theory what it is and has a theory how it got here.
I'm living close to the inner city (inb4 actual German city, not negro downtown) and that odd component was simply lying there, completely unmotivated. And no, it's not radioactive, I've checked. My best guess is some industrial washing machine part or so. The round part looks like some sieve for a high pressure application. The ring around it says "Insert" and "Lock".
Waiting patiently and happily for theories. Will post more pics. Thank you, /b/!
More angles?
>>580580635
Spy audio recording equipment
Move. Now.
dishwasher pump
