Late night NZ thread.
Late night dunedin checking in
>inb4 hello boys
why are id's even back?
I have a sink in my house that doesn't have one of those little stick thingies that controls the drain plug. You know what I'm talking about. The problem is, the drain got closed and now I can't reopen it. Do you guys have any suggestions? I pretty much can't use that sink without overflowing it now.
press it down it might pop back up i have a drain plug just like that
whack your dick on it.
>>581085210
I already tried that. I tried twisting it around too.
Sorry, what was his name again?
Bendmydick Cumbersnatch
Suckadick Cabbagepatch
Runar Jonsson
Girls 18+ moar?
>>581071071
>581071071
>>581071071
more of this chick
or chicks in this GARD
>>581071071
moar
buump
I procrastinated and im fucked this is due in a few hours http://web.cse.ohio-state.edu/cse1223/currentsem/projects/CSE1223Project11.html
>>581079631
So you come on be to tell us about it instead of doing it?
I hope you fail pleb.
>>581079631
Well that's your own goddamn fault. Take some personal accountability and face life. Post results.
>>581079631
I have no idea how long something like this should or would take... So, I can't empathize nor can I laugh at you mockingly.
Therefore, as ever, OP is a fag.
Teen pregnant thread
>>581066950
bump
Why don't you own a gun for self-defense, protection of your family, home and country?
Pic related.
>>581076880
Guns are more often used on the family than other people. Besides, violent crime is uncommon enough in my city that it's not really an issue. Definitely would own a gun if I lived in America though, why the fuck do you people encourage niggers/wiggers ffs why?
>>581076880
I live in the civilized world, not in some 3rd world country where I might get jumped by niggers or somesuch.
automatic weapons illegal where i live
How did you discover masturbation, /b/?
>be 11
>out to dinner with family and family friends
>mom and her friend are halfway drunk off red wine
>mom's friend tells mom about how she suspects her son is whackin it in the shower
>mom looks over at me
>you always take long showers, don't you, anon? is that what you're doing in there
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>>581057189
nice m8. i was introduced when i realized that after u brush your tongue your saliva gets really slimy and i spit some on my 15 y/o benis(yes i didnt know how to please myself till 15) and watched eva angelina get nailed doggy style and busted a fat fat first masturbation nut.
Habbo hotel.
>/b/ in 5th grade
>with friend in 6th grade
>both sleeping on same hidabed
>he tells me about jacking off
>i'm doing it right now
>I just came
>I don't believe you
>feel underwear, they were wet
>all my corruption
>go on to pleasure each other to the...
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Ask a tumblr feminist anything.
Are you a good troll because I replied to your bait?
Did you hear about the team of mines that raped my wife? They performed some unspeakable acts on her.
>>581067882
what?
Kiwi fags, report in.
Why are IDs even back?
>>581053420
bit early isnt it?
>inb4 hello boys!!
>>581054245
Hello, boys!
>inb4 hello boys!!
>how fucking dare you
I've tried this thread several time and have gotten with some great stories, so here it is again.
TL;DR: What is the most-dangerous/violent/crime-ridden city in in the United States?
Also, ghetto city stories?
If I had to come up with a list of the most-dangerous cities in America, it'd be something like this:
1.) Detroit, Pontiac, Saginaw, & Flint, Mi
2.) Gary, Indianapolis, & East Chicago, In
3.) Camden, Paterson, Newark, Jersey City, Trenton, & East Orange, NJ
4.) Chicago, Rockford, & East St. Louis, Il
5.)...
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>>581064398
chiraq
>>581064398
To try to start things off, here's a re-write I did of a story someone posted in a previous thread about getting beaten up in Camden, NJ.
Basically, the story went something like this:
> Mexican kid/guy, about 18, 6'2'' and 200 lbs, fairly muscular, goes to stay with grandmother in Camden
> been there for a few days, decides to walk to the store for grandmother, by himself
> apparently, a very...
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>>581064646
The guy who originally posted the story that I posted here 581064646 told it in a better fashion than I just did; but, I'm sure you get the gist of what happened.
As for Camden being a really shitty place, in the same thread that the guy shared the story about getting jumped, another person also posted, a white kid (around 16-17, iIrc), and told a story about having gotten lost after driving his parents car home from a concert and ending up in Camden. I don't recall the specifics, but I think he...
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Ask a guy who had a child with a girl who became an amateur porn star after he left her anything.
Pic related. Logan Lace/Logan Sinns. My ex, and my kid's mom.
>>581064653
What was the story behind her being "branded." She said something in her Facial Abuse video, but didn't go into details.
>>581065161
After we split, she moved back to her hometown of Mesa, AZ. She proceeded to date some douchebag faggot named Logan Frank. He tattooed his name on her chest when they were both fucked up on various pills and vodka. This was before she got into porn, of course.
Posted earlier tonight, but reposting again. This is her in one of her gloryhole clips. She went by the name Liliana here.
YLYL go
well this thread died quick
bye bye
>>581047119
literally within a minute and a half? you're a jew of time
welp lost.
New creep thread last one got deleted
def not a creep. Shes clearly showing off
Why are these getting deleted?
You’re all so interested in some inter-family sexual relationships.
I got one for you that has only just recently come to light in my family. Id rather vent on the internet. Dont worry, I pre-typed, like a good boy. Sorry if its a bit wordy.
>Be 13 years old
>Mother and father have had a privately strained relationship over the last few years, decide to split up. Moms got a boyfriend, moved in with him some ways away from us
>Custody battle ends at 14 with her willfully...
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>>581056747
monitoringthisthread.jpg
>Becca was still hot, still somewhat slutty
>Ashley was still too young, but had started to develop into a proper teenage girl
>But sam
>Oh lord, sam
>A 5’4 (162cm for Eurofriends), athletic frame with large Cs or small D cup breasts. Her stomach was tight, her hips were wide for her abdomen, and her ass was absolutely glorious
>Walking through the door that day, I hardly recognized any...
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>Apparently, it was.
>The interruptions come inside, dad asks me to run to the store to pick up some things for dinner
>Sam jumps at the chance to go out, begs me to take her too
>Agree, not that I wouldn't have in the first place
>Were driving along, talking about stuff, laughing, singing along to the radio
>We start laughing following us poorly singing one of those shitty top 50 songs...
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