Sorry, what was his name again?
Bendmydick Cumbersnatch
Suckadick Cabbagepatch
Runar Jonsson
Girls 18+ moar?
>>581071071
>581071071
>>581071071
more of this chick
or chicks in this GARD
>>581071071
moar
buump
I procrastinated and im fucked this is due in a few hours http://web.cse.ohio-state.edu/cse1223/currentsem/projects/CSE1223Project11.html
>>581079631
So you come on be to tell us about it instead of doing it?
I hope you fail pleb.
>>581079631
Well that's your own goddamn fault. Take some personal accountability and face life. Post results.
>>581079631
I have no idea how long something like this should or would take... So, I can't empathize nor can I laugh at you mockingly.
Therefore, as ever, OP is a fag.
Teen pregnant thread
>>581066950
bump
Why don't you own a gun for self-defense, protection of your family, home and country?
Pic related.
>>581076880
Guns are more often used on the family than other people. Besides, violent crime is uncommon enough in my city that it's not really an issue. Definitely would own a gun if I lived in America though, why the fuck do you people encourage niggers/wiggers ffs why?
>>581076880
I live in the civilized world, not in some 3rd world country where I might get jumped by niggers or somesuch.
automatic weapons illegal where i live
How did you discover masturbation, /b/?
>be 11
>out to dinner with family and family friends
>mom and her friend are halfway drunk off red wine
>mom's friend tells mom about how she suspects her son is whackin it in the shower
>mom looks over at me
>you always take long showers, don't you, anon? is that what you're doing in there
>wut.jpg
>mom and friend laugh
>that night while in shower try jerking off
>feels pretty good
>i could get used to this
And that's how my mother introduced me to masturbation.
>>581057189
nice m8. i was introduced when i realized that after u brush your tongue your saliva gets really slimy and i spit some on my 15 y/o benis(yes i didnt know how to please myself till 15) and watched eva angelina get nailed doggy style and busted a fat fat first masturbation nut.
Habbo hotel.
>/b/ in 5th grade
>with friend in 6th grade
>both sleeping on same hidabed
>he tells me about jacking off
>i'm doing it right now
>I just came
>I don't believe you
>feel underwear, they were wet
>all my corruption
>go on to pleasure each other to the point of climax a few times
>fast forward a few years
>ain't worry about nothin
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Ask a tumblr feminist anything.
Are you a good troll because I replied to your bait?
Did you hear about the team of mines that raped my wife? They performed some unspeakable acts on her.
>>581067882
what?
Kiwi fags, report in.
Why are IDs even back?
>>581053420
bit early isnt it?
>inb4 hello boys!!
>>581054245
Hello, boys!
>inb4 hello boys!!
>how fucking dare you
I've tried this thread several time and have gotten with some great stories, so here it is again.
TL;DR: What is the most-dangerous/violent/crime-ridden city in in the United States?
Also, ghetto city stories?
If I had to come up with a list of the most-dangerous cities in America, it'd be something like this:
1.) Detroit, Pontiac, Saginaw, & Flint, Mi
2.) Gary, Indianapolis, & East Chicago, In
3.) Camden, Paterson, Newark, Jersey City, Trenton, & East Orange, NJ
4.) Chicago, Rockford, & East St. Louis, Il
5.) Memphis & Nashville, Tn
6.) Oakland, Stockton, Fresno, & Richmond, Ca
7.) Kansas City, & St. Louis, Mo
8.) Baton Rouge, & New Orleans, La
9.) Cleveland, Cincinnati, Dayton, Akron, & Youngstown, Oh
10.) Baltimore, Md
11.) Mobile, Birmingham, & Prichard, Al
12.) Philadelphia, & Chester, Pa
13.) Birmingham, & Mobile Al
14.) Jackson, Ms
15.) Little Rock, Pine Bluff, & West Memphis, Ar
16.) Atlanta, Ga
17.) Houston, & Dallas, Tx
18.) Wilmington, De
19.) Milwaukee, Wi
20.) Bridgeport, Hartford, & New Haven, Ct
21.) Columbia, SC
22.) Albuquerque, NM
23.) Tulsa, & Oklahoma City, Ok
24.) Buffalo, & Newburgh, NY
25.) Phoenix, & Tucson, Az
There surely are other places deserving of being mentioned, so feel free to mention any places you think should also be included. Obviously, LA and NYC have lots of crime, but the places I listed seem to have particularly violent cultures and a higher per capita-crime rate.
So, what do some of y'all on here say is the most-ghetto/dangerous city in the U.S.? Is it where you live now or are originally from? I live in Arizona, on the outskirts of Phoenix, and there's certainly crime here, but I've tried to keep my ass out of trouble for many years now, so I don't have many good stories to share.
However, I'd like to hear about the place(s) y'all think are the worst of the worst.
> Pic related: A police car from the Oakland Bay Area that was vandalized after the George Zimmerman verdict.
>>581064398
chiraq
>>581064398
To try to start things off, here's a re-write I did of a story someone posted in a previous thread about getting beaten up in Camden, NJ.
Basically, the story went something like this:
> Mexican kid/guy, about 18, 6'2'' and 200 lbs, fairly muscular, goes to stay with grandmother in Camden
> been there for a few days, decides to walk to the store for grandmother, by himself
> apparently, a very bad idea
> walks inside store, big, older white guy clerk immediately says that he should not be there, that it's not safe for him
> Mexican kid/guy walks out of the store after making purchase and is encountered by 3 large, black males walking down the sidewalk
> one of the black guys says that one of them dropped their bag of dope and that they saw him pick it up and take it
> Mexican kid/guy says he is legitimately frightened, as the 3 black males are huge and don't appear to be fucking around
> Mexican kid/guy nervously says that he did not take their drugs and that he did not want any trouble
> the 3 black males decide that he deserves to get violently beaten up, so they immediately start to do so
> Mexican kid/guy says that the 3 black males all start punching him violently and he falls to the ground and is getting pummeled
> while on the ground, one of the black males starts grabbing his fingers and literally starts breaking them, he ends up with 3 fingers broken
> while this beating is happening, a cop car pulls up and blares his siren, the 3 black males start walking away, Mexican kid/guy feels like crying, because he is so happy
> cop pulls away without even getting out of his car
> apparently, in Camden, someone getting jumped by 3 guys was not important enough for the cop to get out of his car and check on the victim
> after that experience, the Mexican kid/guy stated that he did not go out in Camden again before moving back home
> Pic related: A rooftop view in Camden, New Jersey
>>581064646
The guy who originally posted the story that I posted here 581064646 told it in a better fashion than I just did; but, I'm sure you get the gist of what happened.
As for Camden being a really shitty place, in the same thread that the guy shared the story about getting jumped, another person also posted, a white kid (around 16-17, iIrc), and told a story about having gotten lost after driving his parents car home from a concert and ending up in Camden. I don't recall the specifics, but I think he was at a stop sign/stoplight and just got ambushed by someone on the street who smashed through his side window and dragged him out of the car. Ultimately, he said that he ended up getting curbed-stomped and almost died, literally. He said that the only thing that saved his life was some foreign shop-owner running outside with a shotgun and screaming at the people trying to beat him to death. And this happened because he was a white kid driving a nice car through their neighborhood.
I hadn't realized it, but based on lots of posts in previous threads, New Jersey apparently has several absolutely terrible cities in it. Besides Camden, people have claimed that Patterson, East Orange, Trenton, Newark, and Jersey City are all ghetto cities with rampant crime and truly dangerous areas. Overall, though, it seems as though almost everyone agrees that Camden is the worst city in NJ; and, likely, the most-dangerous/fucked-up city on the East Coast. People have compared Camden to a little Detroit. And many people have stated the same thing about Flint, Gary, and East St. Louis.
So, anyone looking to post some stories tonight??
Ask a guy who had a child with a girl who became an amateur porn star after he left her anything.
Pic related. Logan Lace/Logan Sinns. My ex, and my kid's mom.
>>581064653
What was the story behind her being "branded." She said something in her Facial Abuse video, but didn't go into details.
>>581065161
After we split, she moved back to her hometown of Mesa, AZ. She proceeded to date some douchebag faggot named Logan Frank. He tattooed his name on her chest when they were both fucked up on various pills and vodka. This was before she got into porn, of course.
Posted earlier tonight, but reposting again. This is her in one of her gloryhole clips. She went by the name Liliana here.
YLYL go
well this thread died quick
bye bye
>>581047119
literally within a minute and a half? you're a jew of time
welp lost.
New creep thread last one got deleted
def not a creep. Shes clearly showing off
Why are these getting deleted?
You’re all so interested in some inter-family sexual relationships.
I got one for you that has only just recently come to light in my family. Id rather vent on the internet. Dont worry, I pre-typed, like a good boy. Sorry if its a bit wordy.
>Be 13 years old
>Mother and father have had a privately strained relationship over the last few years, decide to split up. Moms got a boyfriend, moved in with him some ways away from us
>Custody battle ends at 14 with her willfully letting me and my brother live with our father while we finish school
>Whatever, me and my dad get along great anyways
>Dad doesn't take the split too hard, actually seems happier
>Starts dating around
>By the time I’m 16, he’s had like 12 “girlfriends”
>Finally settles down on a nice lady, lets call her Allice
>Allice is a wealthy woman, self made. Very kind, very friendly, not too bad looking either.
>She has 3 daughters, all of whom are beautiful girls.
>Lets call them Becca, Sam, and Ashley
>Becca is 2 years older than me, I knew her from around school. She dated a friend of mine for awhile
>Sam is 3 years younger than me, my brothers age. I had seen her at my schools Football (US) games, and knew she played Soccer
>Ashley is 6 years younger than me
>Instantly fucking shocked at how attractive Becca and Sam are
>More into Becca, because her names been passed around, but Sam isn't too bad either.
>They’re very friendly girls, we talk and joke
>Relationship develops steady, really nothing special for about 18 months
>I turn 18
>Start doing more adult things: Work, start college early, so on and so forth
>By the time the summer rolls around, I had moved out of my dads place, was working locally, going to school
>Working at a local manual labor job (Roustabout/Leadhand in the drilling industry if you insist upon knowing), my work was seasonal (May to November) in nature
>Free time was seldom, did not see the girls at all until November
>But, by god, how they changed
>>581056747
monitoringthisthread.jpg
>Becca was still hot, still somewhat slutty
>Ashley was still too young, but had started to develop into a proper teenage girl
>But sam
>Oh lord, sam
>A 5’4 (162cm for Eurofriends), athletic frame with large Cs or small D cup breasts. Her stomach was tight, her hips were wide for her abdomen, and her ass was absolutely glorious
>Walking through the door that day, I hardly recognized any of them
>They’re over my dads house for whatever reason, Allice is working, Becca is going out soon
>Spend some time talking to Becca about school and shit, mostly casual conversation
>She leaves, Sam and I talk while my dad, my brother and Ashley go outside to do some yardwork or something
>We actually have a genuine conversation about my job and school, things that she wants to do after high school, so on and so forth
>The conversation actually never lulls, it evolves from one topic to another, joking, laughing, so on
>Shes sitting facing me, legs uncrossed, smiling, constantly making eye contact
>Fuck, theres no fucking way this is really happening, right?
>Apparently, it was.
>The interruptions come inside, dad asks me to run to the store to pick up some things for dinner
>Sam jumps at the chance to go out, begs me to take her too
>Agree, not that I wouldn't have in the first place
>Were driving along, talking about stuff, laughing, singing along to the radio
>We start laughing following us poorly singing one of those shitty top 50 songs the local stations sneak in to remain relevant
>After were done laughing, theres a moment where were trying to catch our breath
>She suddenly asks me if I drink
>Huh?
>She asks again
>Obviously, growing up in rural America in a blue-collar area, college student, of course I drink
>Tell her I do
>She laughs and tells me she drinks too
>Fucking highschool, man
>She says we should drink together some time
>Agree and bury the conversation, we continue to talk through the night and over dinner. End of the night I give her my number if she needs anything
>She texts me about half hour later, we end up texting into the early morning
>Think to myself I can't get into this shit, im too old, its illegal
>I really don't care though, strangely
>Few weeks go by, I see her at thanksgiving
>Shes very friendly, cheery. Sits next to me, keeps touching my leg, giggling, smiling
>I reciprocate, touching her leg and such as well
>She grabs my hand at one point, we hold hands for about 15 minutes
>Somehow, no one notices any of this going on
>By the end of dinner, im pretty sure I know what i’ve gotten myself into, and I don't mind it in the least
Draw Thread
Get in here needs
I started to care, but then the thread 404'd so I rushed it. Gonna go down the list then, I guess??
Someone requested mouse girls.
The hottest girl you know in real life...ill post a few to get the thread started. Let see the talent /b/. This girls name is Dana and shes so hot...
This is ali. Also really fucking hot
Some banging sisters
