Josh needs a new profile pic someone give him one
>>581182328
here you go
>>581182609
one that doesn't suck dick please
>>581182886
....
>be 15yo beta me
>know this girl since 6th grade
> she is a 6/10 body, 9/10 personality
> complete nerd, plays video games, an artist
> hang with her 24/7
> her family knows me pretty well
> fallout 3 comes out, were both syked about it
> I get it for us both
>'thanks anon'
> fastforward 1 month
> decide to ask her out
>'sorry anon but I see you better as just a friend'
> 'oh okay no worries'
> actually completely heartbroken
> decide I'm going to fuck her brains out somehow
> plan develops
>>581187537
reported for being underaged!
> I know her house inside and out
> her dogs know my scent
> I know the hours at which her parents leave for work
> theres a half hour gap between her mom leaving for job and dad arriving from nightly weatherman job to take her to school
> decide to let 7 months past to make sure I can do this right
> the morning comes
> im outside at 6:20 am with a condom, mask, eye coverer, rope, and a knife, along with my schoolsack so I have an alibi
> her mom leaves, the plan begins
> I leave my sack outside while I slip in through the doggy door
> dog notices but doesnt care cuz my scent
> find girl in kitchen in her favorite onesie, back faced to me
> put knife to her throat
> tell her not to scream, put the eye coverer on
> she complies as I lead her to the table
> I carefully zip off her onesie as not to damage it
> she's naked underneath
> I then slam her down on the table and tie her to it
> I put on the condom and slip into her
> she's still a virgin
> I have my way until I cum, listening to her cries and pleads for me to stop
> she never screamed loud enough for a neighbor to hear
> I pullout and hold onto the condom as I leave her there
> I run out the back door, grab my sack, and run to school before it starts for my alibi
> at school I dispose of the condom
> she didn't show up for a week, but 2 days in I text her asking where she's been to avoid suspicion
> after the week of her not being at school she showed up wanting to talk to me
> she told me what happened to her and that she actually loved me
> she said that she wasn't sure about us dating back then because she didnt want to be heartbroken afterwards
> we ended up dating and are now engaged, she still doesn't know it was me that raped her
So my question is, where can I find another table like that because that table supported 2 140 lb kids on it and are current table is crap?
huh
If your ID is green you must walk into mordor
>you cannot simply walk into mordor meme
I have no plans for tonight anyway.
If you roll 8, you left the ring in the Shire.
http://abc7.com/live/
another fucking thread
get in here /b/ros and see the fate of cinderbean
old bread
>>581175941
>>581181828
CINDERBEANNN
>>581181828
>>581181828
> 150 posts early
Hey /b/ I found this on my uncles room.
>pic related
He is staying with us because him and his wife split up.
>what is it?
I know he does allot of drugs, and he has told me that he enjoys sex with prostitutes.
I'm just concerns about my little sister and her safety.
> should I be concerns?
> should I take it to the police officers?
Are you serious op?
Did you open it up?
how old are you?
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Hey 4chan, im going to go on a smoke break for a bit. Watch my computer for me?
teamviewer id: 210394381
password: 4chan
Bumping for the lulz
I give you more ram for free.
Guys, go for the system32
new thread
http://www.myfoxla.com/category/239379/live-newscast-feed
http://abc7.com/live/
old thread
>>581168530
That laugh
Farst
im here bruh
best of 4chan thread
hello
>>581131418
Story time /b/
>be me back when I was 16 years autistic
>got bullied a lot
>shit was kicked out of me every day
>other kids would create groups just to exclude me
>Main bully's mom was principal
>wouldn't do shit when he beat me up
>got so bad one time he ended up awakening some shit virus dormant in my legs when he beat me up
>Go with mom to store so she can buy some new shoes and then go buy some vidya game
>sit down because women take forever to browse shoes
>play around on phone till my mother come and gets me
>yay vidya game time
>Can't feel my legs
>legs.exe must've fucking been deleted
>I end up crying like a little bitch becuse my mother thinks I'm faking and starts beating me in the head with her shoe thinking somehow she could re-install legs.exe
>nice store manager comes and brings a buff guy and they haul me off the my mum's car
>we go to to doctor and they diagnose me
>feelsgood.jpeg?
>tell my mum there is a 50% chance I will never walk again
>Never walk again.mp3 plays on loop for the rest of the month
>After weeks of being immobile and having to deal with my shit mother I finally regain feeling in my legs
>Tearsofautisticjoy.jpeg
>go back to school and still a social outcast and get beaten up regularly
>one day we get a new student
>we'll call him john
>john was in a wheelchair and we were just told he had health problems
>those fucking dick bag shit cunts outcast john the moment he steps through the door
>I try to outcast him in order to be cool like the other kids because i'm a stupid autistic fuck
>"You're just a weak little faget john"
>John laughs "I'm stronger than you think anon"
>Laugh and return to being an outcast
>One day there is a circle around the soccer field
>this shit should be good as I was always circled when i got stomped so some poor chump must be getting fucked up right now
>manage to only get punched in the cut and tripped 3 times before I make it to the inner circle where I could see
>john and the bully
Continue OP
>>581140945
Continue OP. plz get to the part with boxxy. I fucking love that part
Go on
How about a guro thread /b/rethren?
>>581165657
BUMP
Just lost my guro thanks to an external HD crash... feels like I lost a leg. I still cry.
>>581165830
Make your choices
i choose to sage
jews, muslims, feminists, homosexuality, atheists
i choose to sage
Whats his name dudes?
Darude Sandstorm
Boondacoon Fartballoon
>>581162321
Benevolent Cucumber
S/Fur Bread Ride with fluffy titties and stuff continues again.
Thank jehovah
Heyooo!
Can I have some butter, please?
loli
thx
>>581152167
Also reported for weeb pedo garbage
>>581152167
s/fur thread continued yet again.
Ayyyyyyyyyyy
Shark girl artist here.
