Can we get a small feels thread going about little, but soul crushing things people have said to you?
>Stop talking to me anon, we're not friends.
I have a memory of my mother...
>you shouldn't have been born
yea I know cliche... but I was 8 or 9 at the time...
>yea! actually Im going tonight with my boyfriend. want us to pick you up? you'll get to meet him as well!
>stop following us like gum on a shoe, no one wants you
New OP let's continue
Create your own ideal waifu and rate other peoples shit tier waifus.
http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=mega-anime-avatar-creator
rate definitely not colourfag's waifu
>>684252501
Welcome back my friend
My gf, gonna propose next week i hope
>>684252501
I'm blue/10
>>684252322
Yer a witch/10
Ask a goatfarmer anything.
For all your (non)Agricultural questions.
Last thread was a succes,gonna try this again.
why are you running a sex slave operation YOU FUCKING SANDNIGGER!?
>>684253599
First, I'm a saxon Dutchman.
Second, the goats only need to breed once.
Fat goat bump
ITT:
We post our Ex/friend/gf/relative and anons tell us how they would fuck them.
What would you do to my cousin?
I would take her drink and run away
her friend i would fuck the shit out of
How much is on your bank account right now?
Be really honest /b/
Here's mine: €3566,72
>mfw I don't even have a bank account
-995,34 and I have a job!
So you are welcome to help out anon. I also deliver.
>>684252146
>european fag
Mine is $28.637,90
Can we get a feet thread started?
>>684248602
she has cute toes
go on
Why will you idiots vote for John Miller?
I will not vote for John Miller. He is a huge narcissistic douche-bag and not to be trusted.
http://news.groopspeak.com/trump-will-never-answer-this-one-question-because-it-would-end-his-campaign/
>>684251698
If I was American (I'm an Ausfag) I would vote for Trump. I basically disagree with almost everything he stands for though. I'd vote Trump because of the excellent memes and crazy shit that would come of it. Remember, a vote for Trump is a vote for absurdist fuckery. That shit I can get with
>>684252027
yeah it'll be great when Miller fucks up our economy which will in turn fuck up the world economy
Pictures you promised not to share
v3
cont from: >>684244790
will post 3GBs of pictures from pictureswap for trips
Celeb Thread 2 Electric Boogaloo
>>684253922
Ive never seen >>684253453 before, any more im likely not to have seen?
YLYL
>>684249183
i almost had a panic attack
Favorite saved butts thread, continued from >>684237677
Cuck thread, I'll start. 5'0", gymnastics and dancing background, main fetish is making people cum using only her mouth. What would you do to her? Be creative, I wanna hear shit that I'd never do to her
>>684232198
force her to use nothing but my cum as lotion for her feet
>>684232198
34d tits, just came down from 34f after having our kid. I milked the shit out of her and ate it on cereal, choosing to leave her almost full some days so she'd have to fuck her coworker and ask him to help her out
>>684232383
Shit, never done that. Continue
checked
>>684229987
Hold up brah - check em pls
Ez get
Are Prostitutes Better Than Normal Women?
A Short Essay by John Doe
Is it cheaper to have sex with normal women than with prostitutes? No, and here is why.
When you have sex with a normal girl, it's by no means "free". You have to take her out to dinner, buy her drinks, and you might have to go on two or even three dates before you will have sex with her. If you add up the total costs of these three dates, it would be approxiately around 400 dollars.
Now let's look at the cost of the average high quality prostitute. You can bang a prostitute for 2 hours for 250 dollars.
What are the benefits of using prostitutes instead of dating normal women?
1. The average prostitute is far hotter than the average normal woman you can date.
2. YOU get to do the choosing, and the power of choice is in YOUR hands, instead of in the woman's hands
3. With a prostitute, you have sex with her and that's it. No emotional drama, no mind games, no bullshit, like there is with normal women.
4. You don't have to waste hours of your valuable time that you could otherwise spend on making money, taking women out on dates or trying to pick up women in bars and clubs. No, instead you pay a prostitute for one or two hours of her time, have sex with her, and leave.
PART 2 next
>>684239148
PART 2
5. You choose WHEN you want to have sex. So let's say you're a busy businessman, instead of wasting 5 hours at a bar or on a date, instead you'd spend only one or two hours with a prostitute, and that at your convience too. YOU are the one who chooses WHEN, and so you save a LOT of time.
6. Prostites are DEFINITELY cheaper than getting married. Overall, through a 10 year marriage and divorce, you'd end up spending at least 250,000 dollars. Now let's take that number and divide it by 250 dollars, which is the average price of a high quality prostitute in a Western country. That is sex with 1000 different high quality prostitutes. Now if you talk to any married man, who is HONEST, he will admit that sex with the wife after the first 6 months or year starts to get boring. And this is why people in long term relationships barely have sex, because it's BORING having sex with the same person time after time. Variety is the spice of life! You could have sex with 1000 different women for the same price it would cost to marry one woman and have sex with her. And considering how unstable most western women are nowadays, the chance of divorce is around 60%, with the woman initiating the divorce 90% of the time. You are likely to lose at least 50% of your assets and savings in a divorce, and so marriage to a western woman may end up costing you up to 500,000 dollars or even a million dollars, once you add in the divorce costs and long term child payment and alimony costs.
So let's take that number, one million dollars, and divide it by 250. That's 4000 DIFFERENT women you could pay to have sex with, instead of marrying one woman who will just end up turning into a bitch and divorcing you anyway. So it's your choice guys. Would you rather marry one woman, who will get bored of sex after 6 months, and end up stealing all your assets and savings in divorce, or would you rather have sex with 4000 different beautiful women for the same price?
PART 3 next
>>684239209
PART 3
Another very relevant point is that the world of modern dating has become quite risky. Most women see nothing wrong with making a false rape accusation against a man. Most rape cases are fake and are done out of a motive of REVENGE by the woman. Did you break up with your girlfriend? Watch out, she might make a false rape accusation against you just to get revenge. Did you cheat on your girl with another girl? Watch out, she might make a false rape accusation just to get revenge on you. Forgot to tell your girlfriend "happy birthday"? Watch out, she might make a false rape accusation against you in order to get revenge on you. At least 90% of rape cases are FALSE, the sex was CONSENSUAL and the woman later changed her mind AFTER the act and decided "oh it was rape". LOL. And this is why the police no longer take rape cases seriously, because literally 90% of women who claim to have been raped are LYING!
So that is another HUGE benefit of prostitues. A prostitute won't make a false rape accusation against you.
What's another GREAT reason that men choose to use prostitutes? Because by paying for sex, they can have sex with a MUCH hotter quality of woman than they would normally. For example, if we rate women on a scale of 1 to 10 in terms of beauty. The average guy will be able to pick up and have sex with a 4 or a 5 from a bar, a club, or Tinder. Meanwhile, if the same man paid for sex with a high quality prostitute for $250 dollars (about the same amount of money he would spend picking up a 4 or 5 from a bar, club, or Tinder), the prostitute he would have sex with would be an 8 or 9 on the beauty scale.
PART 4 next
>>684239299
PART 4
So for the same amount of money, he can have sex with a much hotter woman, and with much less effort too. Think about all the effort you have to put in to go to a bar or club. You have to buy good clothes, you have to spend lots of money on drinks and food, and also have to spend a lot of money on making sure your apartment is cool and stylish so the girl will feel comfortable there. So unless you're a man who was blessed with the looks of Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise and have women chasing after you, the easiest and cheapest option for most men to have sex with the hottest quality of women is to simply PAY for sex with a hot prostitute. One guy was asked why he paid to have sex with prostitutes and his reply was "If I’m being brutally honest, the hottest women I’ve ever had sex with have been prostitutes … I would never be able to have sex with women who are ridiculously hot unless they were prostitutes.” I can also personally testify to this point. The types of chicks I was getting from Tinder were mostly fat or at best mildly hot, I would have rated them between a 3 and a 6 on the attraction scale. Then the first time I went to a prostitute, I was blown away with the options and the QUALITY too. Here were super hot girls who I could bang for such a cheap price. Needless to say, I gave up on dating and ONLY bang prostitutes now. I'm a much happier and peaceful person as a result.
Another couple of reasons that men gave as to why they choose to have sex with prostitutes are:
"Getting a prostitute is so easy: no strings attached, you can choose the woman you want before you purchase, then they arrive at your door. Couldn’t be easier."
PART 5 next
fap = evens
sleep = odds
0 = reroll
>>684242663
rollin
Rolling for my little cock
roll for fap
